Something I Notice Is That When Mike&Ikes Say That “Mike Couldn’t Say I Love You Because Of His Parents!”

Like I said, don’t trust interviews when shit is not revealed yet. I might not trust this either, but Noah has made this “up to interpretation” BS back in 2019 and we didn’t believe that, so why are we believing this now?

So please hold onto hope guys, because if one interview contradicts the other than that means that one of them said it because they can’t reveal things.

BYLER IS GOING TO BE FUCKING ENDGAME??

USUALLY we are told we read too much into things. but we fucking KNEW IT. BYLER will be canon, i swear it. im 87% sure now.

ALL the little things we’ve said, every one of us tumblr bylers who’ve analyzed the moments (which, ive been told that im reading too much into it) are GOING to be fucking right, and i know it. byler nation we will win this.

I have listened to You’re the heart and being different together at the same time guys holy shit-

If never gonna give you up doesn’t play in S5 what is the point of the show? Like Byler can happen but if never gonna give you up just isn’t in S5 then it’s a 0/10 for me

Y’all making me scared that Will is gonna die. Like my anxiety is going through the roof because I don’t want that happen. There is already too many ‘bury your gays’ tropes in media and Will is also my favorite character. So y’all suddenly going “he’s gonna die because Vecna” is actually starting to scare me

mike and will get an n64 in 1996 and they play super mario 64 and argue about whether or not mario is just saying ‘so long, bowser” in an italian accent/in the mario voice or if he’s actually saying “so long, gay bowser”  (link to what im talking about)

Mike: Everywhere I go I can still hear his voice…

Vecna: Gay gay homosexual gay

I LOVE THIS WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE A FIC

Considering writing a truly elaborate reverse isekai established relationship older Cleradin comes to Hawkins to meet pre relationship Byler and help El and everyone save the world while also repairing their relationship and getting Mike and Will to smooch while they’re at it.

Lucas’ fantasy counterpart is a prince (this is why he has the horse!) and turns out Erica is a princess and he has to swear Will the Wise and Sir Mike to utmost secrecy that his sister can NEVER find out she is actual royalty in another reality.

Dustin teaches fantasy Will about electricity and they do a magical mourning ritual for Eddie that he would have loved.

Steve invites them to stay at his house but Will the Wise, who is a grown ass man in his twenties, refuses to leave his mommy Joyce so everyone moves in and uses Steve’s house as a base.

Robin has to take fantasy Will aside and explain homophobia to him because he is so incredibly outwardly gay all the time.

Sir Mike and Nancy get along swimmingly because they are both fighters and relentless and he thinks it’s fun to be older than her for once.

There are fantasy to mundane eighties makeovers that upset and arouse Hawkins Mike, fantasy Will is very attached to his terrible wizard hat, fantasy Mike thinks blazers are neat, there are arguments about pants.

El is trying to reach out to fantasy El to repeat the portal accident that got Cleradin to Hawkins in the first place while also trying to help Max and defend against Vecna.

Will is completely flustered at all times by Sir Mike and Jonathan teases him relentlessly.

Sir Mike is an idiot who asks Hopper for an ale and gets his tongue stuck inside the freezer and finally bonds with Mike over the utility of radio communication.

Mike cannot even with Will the Wise who is so curious and outspoken and creative and keeps paying attention to everyone other than him how dare he.

Will the Wise is desperately avoiding picking up Hawkins Mike and squeezing him and ruffling his hair and biting him from cuteness aggression.

Will learns about Cleradin’s romance direct from Will the Wise but Sir Mike never tells Hawkins Mike, but Mike decides it’s worth the risk to follow through on his hunch and goes for it with Will anyway and they have a pre-final-battle first date and it is extremely cute because they deserve nice things.

El gets occasional communiques from her fantasy counterpart who helps her find Max by bringing fantasy Max into the void so El can look for her signature in Hawkins. Fantasy El is a super powerful and deeply weird witch and Hawkins El isn’t sure if she is okay with growing up to be like her and fantasy El is like “of course you won’t! Just by meeting me we’ve changed everything about what you would have been. Everything is changing all the time!” And Hawkins El is like, you are confusing and remind me of my punk sister so I guess that’s okay but please don’t go making any more portals by accident. And fantasy El is like, gosh, you are sooooo serious all the time, fiiiiiinnnneeee. But she makes one little portal a while later after Cleradin gets back home to send their well wishes and ask for Joyce’s meatloaf recipe.

*Will when he gets Vecna’d*

Will: IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN-

“Why would they have Byler get together in the last season?”

Babe, it took Jopper 4 seasons to finally kiss and it was in the finale. So I don’t wanna hear it

As cool as villain Will Byers is, I think it’s fine as staying as some AU. Because making one of their only canonically gay character a villain, that’s actually a homophobic trope in media.

However, he does deserve to beat the shit out of someone and I will forever stand by that.