shark tank idea: annotated playlists.
perfect for yearning girlies that want to note exactly how that specific boygenius song reminds them of that one time their crush tucked their hair behind their ear.
perfect for nerds making playlists for their oc’s and want to share why the lyrics “roundabouts and washing lines/we do each others laundry in our hearts sometimes” perfectly encapsulates their character’s love interest.
anyway i am not taking criticism, open to offers from spotify or multimillion dollar app developers.
when you go to the gender clinic you can ask about being buried alive left to scream and claw at the lid of your coffin until you emerge into your real body & your real name but idk if it's covered by insurance
again again again i am once AGAIN thinking abt judith ford saying, "i don't get how what i did could be so wrong if what i did let me have you!!!!" like.
it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again
the bear s3 finale is like if u talked to all the trauma u ever experienced and it said “i made u who u are and i did a rlly good job actually” and u gotta sit there deeply panicked about Every Event Ever and just try not to accept that answer.
brought a poem to the gun fight
thinking abt when fleabag said “all this love i have for her, i dont know where to put it now” and without missing a beat boo replied “i’ll take it. it sounds lovely you must give it to me” like i think i have to throw up now.
If there is no romantic sydcarmy I at least need her to kill him