Mfw Theres No Cheeses For Us Meeses

had some. thoughts about grandma a few days ago

i think sydney should get to lose her fucking shit and just start screaming. as a treat.

shark tank idea: annotated playlists.

perfect for yearning girlies that want to note exactly how that specific boygenius song reminds them of that one time their crush tucked their hair behind their ear.

perfect for nerds making playlists for their oc’s and want to share why the lyrics “roundabouts and washing lines/we do each others laundry in our hearts sometimes” perfectly encapsulates their character’s love interest.

anyway i am not taking criticism, open to offers from spotify or multimillion dollar app developers.

yeah i love a good battle couple but in the song of achilles when patroclus was on the battle field everyday just like "wow look at those guys' spears not hitting me, what a strange phenomenon, i'm surrounded by dead bodies and not doing anything about it, i'm the paragon of luck" and then realizing that achilles was doing this strategically and keeping everyone's attention away from his easy ass target of a bf.... that was some good shit.

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tag this post w ur drawfee/sss vocal stims/phrases that have destroyed ur vocabulary

i have many but the one coming to mind rn is when they were playing some pizzeria simulator on sss and ppl kept ordering prosciutto pizzas and jacob said “im gonna proshoot myself” i think abt it every time i have prosciutto

Guy whose wife comes out to him as a lesbian and he just sighs and starts googling ‘estrogen near me’

my hobbies include: shaking the can of soda i just finished to hear the two (2) drops of liquid slosh around and then debate if im going to make a Fool of myself. i repeat a few more times before i inevitably indulge in the Bufoonery of trying to get the last two drops of soda

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

it’s kinda fucked up that you’re only an age for a year. I didn’t know how to be 23 yet, let me try again