A True Friend Is Seen In Times Of Need...

dude FUCK Nancy

fucking hate Nancy dude

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

Should've made the style match but I didn't, felt important to make this.... /t

Accept gifts without protest

Do not tell Leandros that I am petting a Tyranid.

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

Family activities (appropriate for all ages)

(ft @inkscapepony-art's oc)

that jump was CLEAN

{:<

yeah but it's not fascism when lesbians do it; it's just "systemic girlbossing" (also it's hot)

I replied to a friend on twitter and woke up to a bunch of caitvi fans angrily yelling at me lmao.

I’m over here fixin my nitrogen

I got atmospheric N2 on my nitrogenase rn

I’m just fixin my shit

I'm diazotrophic as fuck man

I’m a nitrogen-fixer man like for real