I'm Having A Good Time :)

my body is a machine that turns compliments into anxiety

I think the funniest thing you could do to the "give me liberty or give me universal omnicide!" guy who tried & failed to conquer Earth is stick him in group therapy with the guy who successfully conquered & tyrannically oppressed earth for thousands of years.

A few weeks ago in one of my servers we got asked "what other villains do you think could hold their own against Bill in a fight?" and then "what other characters do you think would get sent to Theraprism?" at almost the same time and I haven't been able to stop thinking about subjecting Bill & Aku to each other since.

I think they'd hate each other's guts.

Nurgle Marine by Váradi Paszkál

by Steeljoe

Having trauma sucks and all but what really blows is that I didn’t even get the kind of trauma that makes you mysterious and edgy and cool— I just have the stupid ass trauma that makes you talk about Warhammer too much

guess which one I like

There are two kinds of 40k books: "Space Man Shoot Bad Guys With Big Gun" and "Meditations on the dehumanizing nature of war and the futility of mutual kindness in the face of suffocating oppression and predjudice by Askaurazoth the Child Flenser"

One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer