Wormtaste - The Delicious Taste Of Worm

“Mark you’re scaring the shit out of me right meow.”

more kitty Cecil (this is an alternate dimension where everything is the same except Cecil is a cat and Mark's goggles are the wrong color)

Shoutout to @tiger9o0

you are seriously the note goat

@tiger9o0 THATS ALMOST 60 NOTIFICATIONS/lh

“im gonna put that old man in a situation” and then the old man is 35 and the situation is heterosexual marriage. get real and put werner herzog in a saw trap or stop wasting my time

[tmnt voice] neo-marxist liberal woke pope

I think the funniest thing you could do to the "give me liberty or give me universal omnicide!" guy who tried & failed to conquer Earth is stick him in group therapy with the guy who successfully conquered & tyrannically oppressed earth for thousands of years.

A few weeks ago in one of my servers we got asked "what other villains do you think could hold their own against Bill in a fight?" and then "what other characters do you think would get sent to Theraprism?" at almost the same time and I haven't been able to stop thinking about subjecting Bill & Aku to each other since.

I think they'd hate each other's guts.

Smoke it in a clarinet

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

nuh uh

magic is real btw

I am both of these every day and yet somehow it gives me no perspective whatsoever

Drew this while my friends were being too loud in the VC