Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*
asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
i told my pal jonathan that i would make a tumblr post if he didnt play rivals with me so i made this post
ffuck you jonathan play rivals with me
a bit of inspiration from John Waters.
there is a non-zero chance that Ice-E is the Knight in Deltarune and that scares me
Brother may i freak it gently
Why do I compare myself to giants and then wonder why I feel so small?
Humorous New Contextual Street Sign Interventions by Michael Pederson
gaze upon my blog ye mighty and despair21 he/himagnostic atheist (I'm annoying about it)
264 posts