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Happy Halloween, an oldie.

No, Donald Trump would never suggest ending the war on drugs. Instead, he’d suggest ending the war on illiteracy to allocate more resources to the war on single mothers

We need to end the war on drugs so we can allocate more resources to the war on single mothers

For every nineteenth-century middle-class family that protected its wife and child within the family circle, then, there was an Irish or a German girl scrubbing floors in that middle-class home, a Welsh boy mining coal to keep the home-baked goodies warm, a black girl doing the family laundry, a black mother and child picking cotton to be made into clothes for the family, and a Jewish or an Italian daughter in a sweatshop making “ladies”’ dresses or artificial flowers for the family to purchase.

The Way We Never Were, Stephanie Coontz. 2016 edition.

guys how do I go about harassing people on tumblr

like, do I just send them slam poetry or am I just supposed to poorly critique their stuff?

I want to harass @bagelbababa but I want to make sure I’m following tumblr protocol

he’s like trash Batman

showing you my newborn but im holding its head the way ash ketchum holds a pokeball

who’s a good girl

@bagelbababa said that they look like they're about to ask for a bite of your sandwich

why do pangolins always look like they're about to sheepishly ask their crush out on a date

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter