Something So Alchemical About Build A Bear...... The Homunculus...

im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

@igetnobitcheswhatsoever thought this was "she lemon on my snicker until there is no unfortunate event". Everybody laugh at her.

I’m losing my mind

the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("

Brother may i freak it gently

love LOSES💔

as a big guy trying to get into a room to beat up people with glasses, this comic really speaks to me on a personal level.

it was not on wheat...