this is like the only time its appropriate to call eyes orbs. those thangs are quite honestly ponderable
You know... If we ever have a falling out I actually have to take this 7h train ride and k!LL you... You know far too much. đŹ
[image description: A fancy bower bird with a large yellow eye and a jaunty red beret perches on a colorful pile of ribbons, paper, jars, and bags on a table in a closet packed full of fabrics and other crafty objects. Test reads: âartie bower the small god of crafting hoards 229â]
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âOh, yeah, weâve got the good stuff. Â Cold water-pressed paper from France, hand-spun alpaca wool from a tiny organic farm in upstate New York, glitter mined by the hands of the oreads living deep beneath Mount Olympus, anything your little crafterâs heart desires! Â We can get you kitted out right and proper, and all we ask is that you pay at the front till and leave a little something for Artie in his shrine by the door. Â He likes buttons and scraps of cloth or paper. Â Pretty things. Â Useful things, but not too useful, if you get my driftâhe doesnât like feeling the pressure to actually USE the things he has.
âI can tell just by looking at you that youâre one of his. Â You may craft on occasion, but mostly, you have. Â You glory in the having. Â Maybe sometimes you dream about having even more, about being able to make everyone you know jealous without lifting a finger or spending a penny. Â And thatâs okay! Â You know what they say: he who dies with the most yarn is still dead, but wow did he have a lot of yarn.
âWhat, is that not what they say?  Huh, I must have gotten that wrongâŚ
âThereâs nothing wrong with Artieâs service, no shame in a little stash or in shopping the good sales, building up your stockpile against the lean times. Â But when your crafting closet goes from pantry to preserve, it may be time to step back and serve another of the craft-oriented gods for a little while. Â All the yarn in the world isnât as valuable as a single set of socks, hand-knitted with love. Â Things want to be used. Â Life wants to be enjoyed.
âSo let yourself use them. Â Enjoy what you have while youâre still here to enjoy it. Â Artie will understand. Â Artie will even celebrate with you, because every piece used is a piece to be replaced, and thereâs nothing Artie loves more than a good haul of fresh and new.
âJust remember to make something, if you can.â
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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isnât allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
To lovely humans who were excluded from invitations, left behind when they tied their shoes, forced to walk in the grass when the sidewalk was full, spoken over when you tried to contribute, whispered about or laughed at, given side-eye when you tried to fit inâŚ. you are so worthy of love.
iâm ovulating . youâre showing me photos of pedro pascal covered in blood with grey in his hair and his biceps out and iâm ovulating.