Latest Posts by wormtaste - Page 13

I think the funniest thing you could do to the "give me liberty or give me universal omnicide!" guy who tried & failed to conquer Earth is stick him in group therapy with the guy who successfully conquered & tyrannically oppressed earth for thousands of years.

A few weeks ago in one of my servers we got asked "what other villains do you think could hold their own against Bill in a fight?" and then "what other characters do you think would get sent to Theraprism?" at almost the same time and I haven't been able to stop thinking about subjecting Bill & Aku to each other since.

I think they'd hate each other's guts.

Congratulations!

After a long and difficult pregnancy and a complicated C-section, I have great news for you: you are a parent! Say hi to your new son, Papa!

there is a non-zero chance that Ice-E is the Knight in Deltarune and that scares me

spamton after not surviving mettaton

congratulations

I think we moved on TOO fast from the Spamton Sweepstakes/love network

...just got my FRV license. Going for a drive.

i missed this thing

Let’s get licked by mamas

So chatty

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

left our engie for about 30 seconds and returned to sentry gibs and sappers scattered on the ground

Round Frog has ordered her Favourite Meal for Dinner tonight! Finger with Cricket Topping!

Night Lords

by fat-elf

this morning im meditating on just how truly funny it is that alex went with making bill the obsessed one.

like ford was dedicated, he worshipped bill, but ford's devotion made sense. there was a logic and rationality to it and it had boundaries that were consistent and he followed. he worshipped bill for his knowledge and power, loved him for what they had in common and how they got along, left him when he learned of bill's true nature and intentions, and took it upon himself to make up for his mistake by turning that dedication from serving bill to killing bill. this is relatable and understandable.

but making your series main villain, someone immortal and with godlike powers and abilities and influence doggedly obsessed with just some nerd is like. really funny. girl go fuck a black hole, take a neutron star out for dinner, text back one of the eldritch gods on the edge of time. ford collects moths.

my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

motherfucker looks like a toy, like a plushie of a polar bear

Hi fucking Hello

No way out

I might not be “mentally stable” but almost two dozen people (including bots) on the worlds worst website think I’m pretty cool so, overall, I’m doing alright

Fun fact: I will not be heeding this advice in the slightest

If I see one of these adorable little fuckers I will pick it up and we will reenact that one scene from titanic/lion king where Jack raises Simba up

Getting scratched is just the price I’ll have to pay for my dreams

EVERYBODY STOP FIGHTING

ok now watch this video of anteaters

ok you all can start fighting again now 😊

tomorrow is june 5th

The hero

The new supreme commander of the forces of Nurgle in Rotterdam!

Allarain Nightsong, Void Dragon corsair

Commission art