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EXCLUSIVE: First look at Wario Land 6 for the Nintendo Switch 2!

what i'm begging people to understand is that a huge portion of evangelical/christians in usamerica do not genuinely and earnestly believe in their holy texts or core doctrines. for them, religion is a means to uphold white supremacy and patriarchy and they've convinced themselves it's their divine prerogative. that is what they believe. you can plead with them to "be christlike" or point out their hypocrisy until the second coming. they do not care. you can't reason with them because they are not interested in piety or morality they are interested in power and control

Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

this article is unrealistic because it genuinely sounds more sensible than anything RFK has said in years

Claiming the fantastical creatures were “way too cool” to leave their investigation to a handful of so-called experts, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday encouraging Americans to do their own research about dragons. “People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they can possibly find about these ancient and powerful beings instead of blindly accepting the narrow range of depictions put forth by the mainstream media,” Kennedy wrote in a statement published on his department’s website, adding that too many Americans only believed what they had heard about dragons on Game Of Thrones while dismissing less conventional sources like Earthsea and the Dark Souls trilogy. 

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as an ochem tutor, it's nice to see that people everywhere have the same reaction to ochem. really brings us together as a species.

Which carbon Is your favorite in Thymine specifically?

Okay, one more thing about these stupid fucking long ass YouTube ads: in half of them, the audio is just music. Just 5 minutes of shitty corporate music with no dialogue or (audible) mention of an actual product. Normally I don’t care what’s actually in the ad, but if the point of these long ads is to catch people who can’t get to their phones at the moment, then that means a large portion of your target audience can’t look at the screen to see what the actual fucking ad is for. So, basically, the only people who actually watch these ads (besides people who don’t know how to skip them) literally never even learn what they were about.

Motherfucker, what the hell is the point then???

Is this some kind of sick corporate power trip? Did you just want me to listen to your bad music? Is this just a covert ad for your Spotify playlist??? Like, I don't actually want to know what the ad is about but it just makes these already frustrating ads so much more annoying that they don't even benefit the corporation paying for them. They are literally spending tons upon tons of money just to interrupt my shower playlist of Weird Al and Undertale songs with 5 minutes of soulless garbage and nothing else. It's crazy how corporations are obsessed with reducing unnecessary spending and increasing efficiency, but when they can spend money to inconvenience people, then suddenly money is no object.

but whatever I guess.

So what exactly is the deal with super long ads on YouTube? Like, the five minute ones with the skip button after 5 seconds? Why does anyone make those? Who does that benefit?

Obviously, they’re super annoying like any capitalist bullshit, but I don’t even get the point of making them. Like, there are only two outcomes when one of these ads comes on

1. I skip it so fast I don’t even learn what it was advertising

2. I’m doing something and can’t get to my phone so I can’t skip it immediately, forcing me to listen to the ad until I get so annoyed by it that I stop what I was doing to skip it

Is the latter outcome the whole point? Are these just predatory ads aimed at catching people that can’t skip them? If so, not only is that scummy as fuck but I still don’t get it from a business perspective; how does that help sell anything? I’m no businessman (thank god) but aren’t you just associating a negative experience with your product? Like okay thanks for completely wasting my time and being genuinely impractical, I can’t wait to associate my mild annoyance with your product.

I know I’m not immune to propaganda or whatever and maybe I’m just underestimating the effect advertising has on me but I just don’t understand why long but skippable ads are a thing. Genuinely, if you know why they exist then please tell me cause I am truly baffled

just apologized to a door for opening it

and ill do it again 😎

y’all ever take an anxiety med so good you gotta lick yo fingies afterwards

ken holding a baby breadhead,,,,

do yall think breadhead just

which one are you? I'm the one who h̶̨̧̧̨̡͓̲̺̭̳̻̭̝͚̘̜̦̳̰͙̮̙̼͖̱̻̟͈̘̱̗̘̪̟̩̲̻̗͍̼̘̭͉̱̺̥͔́̐͊̌̅̄́͑͆̂͘͜͠͝ȁ̵̡̡̨̮̩͉̲̻̩͖̲̠̱͔̠͔͙̳̤̬͚̬̮͈̥̟̙͓̯͔̪̥̰̬͓̹͓̫̱̗͓̣̞̦̹̹̎͜͜s̶̜̪̯̫̬̝͉̹̭̦̜̖̬̪̳͔̅͊̏̏̔ ̶̧̡̧̧̛̤̠̩͉͓̮̰͈͔̬̻̳̞͈̺̯͎̺͚͈̱̩̠̱̳͇͙͕̤̤̮̫̠͓̓̈́͐͊̐͊̾̌̿̌͋̈͋̿̀͋̋̊́̿͗͑̊͗̇̑̂̇͌̀̏̕͠͠ͅv̵̡̧̻̬̺͍̤̯̖̊̏̒̓̿̉̑̏͊̿̄͒̂̕͝å̸̡̨̨̧̡̛̪̲̟̥̞͇͖̦̺̤̭͇̗̭̼͓̮̬̰̲̞͎̼̥̭̠̖̰͉͊̎̑͊́͆̈́̑̊̈́̍̀̓̔̔̑́̈́͂̓̆́̍̾̿̉̐͑͛̈́̇͑̑́̇͂́͐͐̍̂̋̎͐͒͝͝͝ͅr̶̢̡̦͓͕̤̝͙͖̭̲̘̹͓̱͔̳̺̺̯͕̩̔̕͜͜i̴̢̛̞͈̮͖͉̪̮̠̊̌̌̀̀́̂̾͗̚͝c̷̥͍͇̹̼̱̫̪͆̏͒̈́͌̓͋̈̌̄͛̾̿͘ô̸̡̡̢͓̻͈͎̥̖̳̠̻̺̘̟̩̣͇̯͇̠̝͖̞̥͎̙̪̗̙̞͎̰̙̫̙͆͗̅̈́́̽̌̇͐̐͂͛̇͒̑͒̈́͐̓̕̕͝ͅͅc̵̢̢̨̢̻̦̻̝̱̫͓̰̣̻̹̯̳̩̞͖̬̱̥̲͙͖̖̤͔̝̱̜͉͍̦̖̼͓̘̱̮̫̳̭̤͓̾̂̆͘͘͜ͅͅę̸̢̛̞͇̬̦͉͉͈̥̝̘͕̮͉̱̯͙̻̘̟͉͍̂͑̊̊̇̈́͌̀͂̋̇̈̊́̄̊̍̿͂̎͛̌̓͂̌̔̃̃̆̿͆̀̅̒̇̆̓̎̽̕͘̕͘͜͜͠͝͝ͅl̸̢̧̛̛̛̟͎͍͓̼̜̘̣͕̀̒̋̇͑̈́͊̐͛̀̾̇̿̿͂͒̇͌̆̓̂͊͆̈́̄͆͒̋̚̚͜͠͠ͅe̴̡͚̠̥̪̜̗̜̙̬̼͉͉̱̤̰̲̤̠̜͔͎̤̗͍̰̻͚͈̖͆̆̔̓̈́̅̋̾̐̏̓̃͒͐̏̎̓̚͜͝ͅs̶̨̡̲͎̟̥̜̤̞͔̖̱̭̠͈̙̙̦̙͑́̿̏́͊̾̏̈́͛̿͒̅̈́͐͒͊̃̔͌̅͒̾͊́͋̇̀͋̔͆̃͂͂̓́̏̌͘͘͠͠͠͝͝͝

ko-fi request: “Love your stuff, could you draw Coco and Tawna Bandicoot hanging out together, maybe at the beach. Don’t be afraid to get weird with the picture.”

Sent this post to a friend and we had this weird and funny exchange lol

I love and cherish @the-haiku-bot posts on here with all of my heart.

Apparently, though, some people hide haikus in posts for attention.

I hope I write an unintentional haiku on here at some point.

But I'm not gonna desperately write haikus for some tumblr bot.

I'm pretty sure Nurgle only likes Archaon cause his name sounds like "Archaean" and, if it wasn't obvious, that smelly motherfucker loves microbes

this appeared on my ipad as if in a dream

He is the herald of the end times

He has sealed our fate

so Talented…

via

Thoughts on GOTY Clair Obscur: Expedition 33??

time to put on my favorite shirt

dude what the actual fuck are you talking about

Do you think ultramoorines monasteries have huge bunkers of cheese thanks to them hyper lactating an unholy surplus of milk that not even an entire system of hive cities can't digest rapidly enough so they resort to building giant bunkers of cheese?(Yes I watched that wendigoon video.)

Now, do you think 'moorine sermons have the 50/50 chance of being a regular sermon or just an industrial, mass milking to relive the strain on their udders/breasts they had for an indefinite amount of time?

What if a moorine brother is lactose intolerant? Do they even survive to be neophytes?

How does the alpha legionary not out themselves during the milking process?

The slaneshi taint is getting ahold of me

I sent this post to my dad and we had the following (awful) interaction

he's listening and learning

guess which one I like

There are two kinds of 40k books: "Space Man Shoot Bad Guys With Big Gun" and "Meditations on the dehumanizing nature of war and the futility of mutual kindness in the face of suffocating oppression and predjudice by Askaurazoth the Child Flenser"

Stranger: what the fuck is wrong with you?

Me: That's the million dollar question dipshit

Viktor, Sanctioned Psyker of the Astra Telepathica

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

A master at his craft...

@elvis-official

This absolutely sent me

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