Latest Posts by wormtaste - Page 18

This art is literally what I wish the Thousand Sons looked like: esoteric and strangely beautiful

Exalted Sorcerer - sketchbook

Mortarion - sketchbook

god fucking damn it

this is literally the exact opposite of what I wanted

guys how do I go about harassing people on tumblr

like, do I just send them slam poetry or am I just supposed to poorly critique their stuff?

I want to harass @bagelbababa but I want to make sure I’m following tumblr protocol

Sonichu is just Dante's Inferno

Think about it, both the Sonichu comics and Dante's Inferno star a self-insert traversing a fantasy land where half of the story is just the author (who, in real life, is an outcast/exile) depicting awful things happening to people they have some personal vendetta against. Both protagonists are even accompanied by a spirit guide (Virgil for Dante and Sonichu for Chris) based on the author's personal idols.

And, of course, both authors are incels.

The Corpse Emperor has been real quiet since this banger dropped

Your move Imperial dogs.

The year of chaos will be a complete failure unless we get a model of this

Seriously, I love the baby harness

That moment when your warband's ship has a comically large amount of nurglings randomly finding their way onto it and one of them gets so overly attached to you that he WILL start crying when he is separated from you

Little rushed doodle of Proteus from my DG warband, a quiet guy who has basically become the nanny for the nurglings on their ship :)

Nurgle Marine by Váradi Paszkál

Speak for yourself, I would love a big wet smooch from Nurgle

By Space Lycan.

guys how do I go about harassing people on tumblr

like, do I just send them slam poetry or am I just supposed to poorly critique their stuff?

I want to harass @bagelbababa but I want to make sure I’m following tumblr protocol

backrooms

Damn, wasn’t expecting the ugly duckling to go so hard

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

My fat ass saw DQ and thought it was a dairy queen study

Dragon Quest study!!

You fool, corporations don’t have souls (not even demon souls).

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Outstanding Patriotism

I am at 69 posts and I am overjoyed at the humorous sexual implication. And, as with any joy, I wish to share it with the world; to scream it from the rooftops for all to hear. Thrilled, I rush to my keyboard to quickly type out a short joke. However, I am met with a dilemma: if I make a post about it, the source of my joy will be no more, as it will be my 70th post. But, if I don't make a post, no one will ever know that it even existed in the first place.

So I must choose: should I commemorate this beautiful moment and, by doing so, end it? Or should I preserve this moment forever, but never celebrate it? Which kind of death is more real? To die in public or live in secret?

I save the post as a draft and promise myself that I'll come back and choose. I come back but I don't choose. The post just grows longer and longer as I promise myself, again and again, that I'll make a choice next time. If I can just perfect it, if I can just string together a flawless sequence of words for my thoughts, then the correct choice will be obvious - then I won't need to live in this moment forever.

My therapist tells me this is a recurring thing for me: to be caught between wanting to live in yesterday and wanting to control tomorrow. I think I'm scared of change. I think I feel small. I think I'm scared of being alone. I think I feel small. I think I try to control the things I'm scared of. I think I feel small. I think I try to bottle and taxidermize joy instead of feeling it. I think I feel small. I think showing people my joy is a proxy for feeling it. I think I feel small. I think death scares me but I don’t know which kind scares me more.

On one hand, I wish I could live in the moment and celebrate today instead of trying to preserve it. I wish that I spent more time making decisions and less time deciding. Despite being obsessed with time, I rarely cherish or enjoy it. On the other hand, I wish I didn’t need to publicly celebrate my time. I wish I could just enjoy something without advertising my joy. I don’t feel comfortable feeling anything unless you see it.

Caught between two bad coping mechanisms for deeper fears ways to cheat death, I think the only good choice is to delete this post, to accept that a beautiful thing happened (past tense) and to love it for an unimportant moment by my unimportant self. I think the only good choice is to love and live myself, even if I can’t do either forever. But, if you are seeing this post, you already know what choice I made. And, if you aren’t seeing this post, then you never knew that I made a choice to begin with. To you, dear reader, this post exists in quantum superposition - live and dead, made and unmade - until you read it. Like Schrodinger's cat, I exist in the blur between yesterday and tomorrow; I only live or die when you look.

Favorite part of the Horus heresy is when Erebus Musk established DOGE and cut funding to the Mechanicum

He really was the savior of the peasants

merry christmas

as a big guy trying to get into a room to beat up people with glasses, this comic really speaks to me on a personal level.

it was not on wheat...

me and my squad

That is rich coming from the guy whose webcomic gives me an inferiority complex. Finally got a taste of your own medicine you talented fuck

Yeah in one episode this cartoon is so good and so "me" it gives me an existential sense of having wasted a lot of my life by not getting more into animation, or 3d modeling, or basically any of its elements. You know something is my new favorite thing if it gives me depression!

This describes every relationship I’ve ever had

I’m losing my mind

I never would have guessed that the thing connecting Ryu and Diogenes was Shovel Knight.

Does Diogenes from Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy have a Ryu number?

Diogenes has a Ryu Number of 2.

This is proof that we need more bugs in the Death Guard because this shit ROCKS

bug (for @leftsharkhypocrite)

Delivered in discrete packaging to my ass.

Drew my oc Friendus. He has 14 credit cards and some weird ass political beliefs (he wants to make oysters illegal).

Actually that is me if I were a rambunctious mobile phone

get it the FUck right

Me if I were a rambunctious mobile phone

🚽🧻

I cannot the handle the explosive delights; the joy is overwhelming

yeah but it's not fascism when lesbians do it; it's just "systemic girlbossing" (also it's hot)

I replied to a friend on twitter and woke up to a bunch of caitvi fans angrily yelling at me lmao.

This is literally a scene directly out of Lords of Silence by Chris Wraight (a book I will never stop talking about)

shes fine