gaze upon my blog ye mighty and despair21 he/himagnostic atheist (I'm annoying about it)
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love the art on these guys so much it makes me want to get back into magic
this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
setting up a trap, just a simple box and stick. we'll catch haiku bot.
me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!
me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...
Typical evil wizard
aliens are real btw but i don’t really know what their deal is
“But they forget”
clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism
the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("
listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker
im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
Genie
Ben and Jerry’s should make a flavor named Fuck Israel
let's make mama live longer (by being jumpy with mama)
jumping spiders and their babies
two dumb joke ideas, ten minutes in paint.net, and a dream
just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today