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People who fuck around on their laptops during lectures are so important I'm watching someone in front of me play tetris online enraptured

The sheer irony is staggering. This feels like satire but I know it isn’t

I don't even know where to begin with this.

I just told my parents I’m the Indiana Jones of abortions

Anyways, they’ve upped my dose of anxiety meds so that’s cool

*whip cracking sound effect*

Wait okay but I don’t get this analogy at all. Like, is it saying that in adulthood you think you’re doing good but you were actually watching someone else? When does that happen? Am I just stupid?

You cannot hide from me in the notes @loongit

bro why do these pentagon officials look like they’re from an analog horror YouTube video

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

voidship

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

become ungovernable

rejoice, fnaf jumpscare sound effect

why are they so smeemy

Smeemo ate a smeemoberry every day.

twitter is fucking incredible

Language is universal

redditors will be like "i have le cursed internet knowledge" and that knowledge is like. being vaguely aware of what furries are and making a big production out of gawking and going "errm wgat the heck is this weird crap"

PLEASE teach me about my Johnson I do not know how to properly care for him

The Onion continues to never miss

oh my god

Family activities (appropriate for all ages)

(ft @inkscapepony-art's oc)

Update: more than 2 dozen people on this stupid ass hellsite officially think I’m cool! This calls for a celebration (anxiety meds)! 🎉🎉🎉

I might not be “mentally stable” but almost two dozen people (including bots) on the worlds worst website think I’m pretty cool so, overall, I’m doing alright

just saw an add on my dash (using my phone) so bizarre i thought it would be a screenshot of an add someone else saw. but it was organically there

"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

Shit man, this job market is fucked. I just saw a guy apply to 100 postings, all stuff he looked qualified for, and he didn't get a single interview. His rant about it didn't even go trending, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is looking for entry level positions, with minimal experience required. I think I just heard "power word:layoffs" two companies over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

Me: I sure do hope I can survive these five nights at Freddy’s

Foxy: