Andrew saying this and proceeding to get walked like a dog for the next two books is deeply funny to me
"who wore it better?"
something about Adam Parish and Jean Moreau....... there's something there someone cross analyze them or something
jean moreau is nineteen. he is nineteen. he is just a boy he is hardly alive!! imagine youâre an exy coach for USC and this nineteen year old boy hands you his racket and practically asks you to beat him with it. imagine youâre a nineteen year old boy and youâve been waterboarded ten times and made to break three of your own fingers and tortured so extensively for the past five years of your life that youâre begging others to let you die. imagine youâre kevin day and you have to make this nineteen year old boy promise that he wonât kill himself. imagine youâre a nineteen year old boy and youâve just learned your sister is dead and youâve destroyed and betrayed yourself and it was all for nothing. imagine youâre a nineteen year old boy and you kill yourself in every universe but this one.
Itâs so funny going from Neilâs asexual pov to jeans definitely NOT asexual pov
Neil: Kevin is tall and has a tattoo
Jean: pretty boy with a soft smile and beautiful green eyes
Neil: Renee is a women and has hair
Jean: a force of hope and beauty, an anomaly in a world thatâs ugly and bleak. She is the sun.
Neil: Jeremy is the captain of the Trojans and he smiles a lot for some reason
Jean: his bleach blonde hair frames his tanned freckled skin, his broad shoulders and tiny waist give way to his thicc thighs and ass
But also the reverse
Neil: Andrews strong unwavering frame and honey colored eyes
Jean: the tiny goalkeeper
I need a second volume of The Sunshine Court in my hands right this second, I might stop breathing if I don't get more
"Tousled caramel brown hair somehow managed to not look messy" WHAT DO YOU MEAN JEREMY ISN'T BLONDE?!?!?!??!?!?!?!
I'm convinced that Dorcas Meadows is a God, but the world is not ready to face the power this woman has
âThat's Dorcas Meadowes, Voldemort killed her personally..."
A cute little dorlene series (a little bit more focused on Dorcas bc I love her so much) for #lesbianvisibilityweek and as we say in french bravo les lesbiennes !!
you cannot tell me that Jean and Kevin aren't a Regulus and Sirius variant
just funished reading percy jackson. now, how can I delete all of it from my memory just so I can read it again??
adam parrish being just a little villain-coded is so fun to me. it never stops tickling me that the set-up WAS THERE for him to betray gansey in a worse version of the story â he was the rejected member of the love triangle, he was bitter about gansey's privilege, he's methodically ambitious about getting his in a dog-eat-dog world. in TRB, when he stole the camaro, ran off and killed whelk, that COULD'VE been the beginning of a villain arc.
but he loves his friends too much to let them go, and his friends love him too much to let him go. so he's their fucked-in-the-head sly friend who blackmails people with made-up child murder and scams rich harvard students with fake readings and pathologically lies like he breathes <3 something so wrong with him but he's a good guy <3
"being queer is about love" hmm actually being queer is about defying societal norms about gender and sexuality and does not depend on feeling love at all
marauders fans i love you but "i wish i lived in the seventies ugh!" yeah no thanks, i like having rights
I need more nobleflower fanfictions. NOW.
âItâs UnReAliSTiC for Walburga to use the Crutiatus Curse as punishment.â
Oh, really? My melodramatic fanFICTION of dead gay WIZARDS isnât realistic enough for you? Hmm, funny that.
James, smirking: excuse me, sir, what time do you have to be back in heaven?
Regulus:
Pandora: oh no
Evan: it was nice knowing you, Potter
Dorcas: Reg is going to tear him to shreds!
Barty: oh I canât lose the show
Regulus:
Regulus: *giggles*
Everyone:
Barty, with horror: he broke him
Sirius Black was willing to die for James Potter.
He was also willing to kill for James Potter.
That's not speculation, that is a fact.
Sirius Black loved James Potter deeply and if one more person minimizes their friendship for the sake of their cute wolfstar or jegulus plot, I'm going to lose it.
Even in a wolfstar or jegulus world, there is no Sirius hating James. There is not. Never. End of story.
aroace people are not tragic or sad! my asexuality has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
things I think at least once a day: Sirius Black
my roman empire is that the actors for sirius and remus thought they were portraying a couple.
Regulus at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots
Sirius, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine
convinced my non-marauders stan friend to start reading crimson rivers, will they hate me? yes or yes??
i have a finite amount of fucks to give and they all go to marauders fanfiction
âthe marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldnât and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldnât getâ
STFUđđđđ
ah yes me my boyfriend and james potter
*Sirius and Remus fighting*
*Remus yelling at Sirius*
*Sirius shutting down*
*Remus' blood going cold as he realizes what he did*
Remus: Sirius, I...
Sirius: Dont
ok but sirius âkiller queenâ black and remus âgood old fashioned lover boyâ lupin
ok, I might be the soft remus, but GOD I wanted to be the cool remus so bad