My Favorite German Teleporter :D

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

An engineer.

I am so deeply sorry to the Tumblr Community.

I had become desperate. My Kermit plushie was destroyed months ago, and I spent YEARS making love to that muppet's sweet hole every single day for hours. I have been driven mad with need and resorted to online outlets. For a while, I supported artists within the Muppet porn community. But it was not enough. I needed to watch the Muppet hole in 4k. I needed video. But there are not a hell of a lot of muppets in the porn industry... I must confess to watching AI generated Muppet Porn. As someone deeply against AI, I am filled with regret. As a Christian, I am mortified. I will be attending confession with a priest regarding this matter and taking some time offline until I feel right with God and with my people. I will make an effort to only watch hand drawn muppet porn from now on and stop supporting the use of AI. Thank you for your understanding as I work through this difficult time.

I am sorry to have let you down.

The Thing (1982) dir. John Carpenter

via imbd

When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.

Bewitched

gay people can never flirt normally, it always gotta be shit like “i know the sound of your heartbeat” like how does it come to that?