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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself
Act 1: What was left behind. - Part 1 <- Part 2 <- Part 3 <- Part 4 <- Part 5 <- Part 6 (here)
Happy "Captain it's Tuesday" day everybody
I’ve been faced with the greatest moral and ethical dilemma known to mankind
The library book I’m not finished with yet has to go back tomorrow. It can’t be renewed because somebody else has it on hold.
BUT... there’s no overdue fees anymore.
Technically I could keep it until I’m done with it... but I’d feel kinda sleezy. There’s no way I’m finishing the other 400-some pages I’ve got left of this book by tomorrow, and I had to wait a month to even get the book in the first place. It would probably only take me until somewhere in the Sunday-Monday area to finish it, so it would only be an extra day or two, but... yeah.
Basically would I feel terrible keeping it for a few extra days so I can finish it or nah
There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.
Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!
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to briefly revisit my decade old Labyrinth hyperfixation, I think it would be neat if Sarah grows up, has a teenage daughter who finds her book and while in a pissy mood wishes goblins would take her mother away
just imagining Sarah freaking the fuck out, taking the extremely limited amount of time she knows she has left to load up her confused daughter with all of the iron jewellery she never usually takes off, peppering her with instructions not to eat ANY of the food and vague warnings about illusions in the walls
and then suddenly before she knows it her mother is just gone, and she's being told by a strange glittery man that she must begin her own journey through the Labyrinth to find her mother
the funniest part however would be Jareth finishing his spiel to the daughter and returning to his castle to properly greet his new hostage with no fucking clue who he just snatched, and finds to his surprise and horror a Too Old For This Shit Sarah absolutely rampaging through the halls threatening to tear down his entire world all over again if he doesn't take her back to her daughter right the fuck now
I can't decide which is funnier, the tale ending with Jareth lobbing Sarah at her daughter before she even gets one foot into the Labyrinth and fucks them off home immediately, or the daughter completing her shockingly easy journey through the Labyrinth only to find her mother sitting in the king's throne with a dazed Jareth under her heel and terrified goblins waiting on her hand and foot
omg linkle actually got them to a settlement. but was this a good thing?
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Hi Trin!!!!
Remember what day it is? :3