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Do not ever disobey him
Cassie: and they were parabatai
Me: oh my god they were parabatai
Sam: Dean, you need to know how to pray.
Dean: I do pray!
Sam: Sexting Castiel through your mind is NOT praying!
Dean: ;)
okay but hear me out like imagine after they left garth's house and were stuck in the impala, they're trying to find their way out and dean calls cas who tells them he returned to the bunker and dean's just venting off to his best friend about their new found "normality" and sam tripping and all and he finally talks about baby castiel like "cas you shoulda seen the little guy, he's adorable" and dean's laughing and cas is asking him more about baby cas until dean is like "we should have a baby, cas" and he just stops. processes. stops functioning. and stutters cause like hey that's not something you say to your friend yeah and cas goes silent for a minute but then he goes "I don't think I'd be able to conceive, but I wouldn't mind trying 😏" And dean's like. how person breathe. brain go oopsie. brain go bye bye.
i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz
*at Stiles and Derek's house*
Scott's kid: Uncle Stiles, why don't you have a wife?
Stiles: Because I'm gay.
Scott's kid: What does that mean?
Stiles: It means I like boys, not girls.
Scott's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?
Stiles *looks to Derek who is in the kitchen minding his own business*: I don't know. Why DON'T I have a husband DEREK?
They say , people in love or married , tend to complete each other's sentences.
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