Mo Ran 1.0 Be Like This Meme

he’ll figure it out eventually

Yep. I’m teaching evolution and thinking about Clive and Jason being domestic and married af without realizing it

anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.

Clive when a man suddenly appears naked and hairless in his office, on his desk: … what?

Jason: *is an outworlder*

Clive: A gift? From The Book?

I thought of a fantastic fic name. Now what about the plot…

AITAH for trying to ruin my son’s relationship?

I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.

I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.

Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?

His name is now Onslow and I will be figuring out how to embroider runes onto his back

Part 1

I will only ship two character if

A) They absolutely hate each other in canon. Like, a full on “on sight” rivalry

Or

B) They have undeniable chemistry the writers inadvertently put in but will never actually be a couple in canon

Conclusion: I hate myself

Hey remember that dumb Monopoly redraw meme

Early team - I want to make so many bad meme fanarts now

not to be an edgelord but sometimes i see tags like this and i wonder if i'm some kind of fucked up joker guy. like this is for real and not a bit? the hunger games was too dark for y'all at 12-16? at the target audience age it was written for? seriously?