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a little collage of dressrosa stuff from late february

Title: Men Who Love Dragons Too Much Author: fencer_x Pairings: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy; Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley; Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald (brief mentions); Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (very brief mentions); Assorted background canonical pairings Rating: Explicit Length: 522,000 Genre/Content: Horcrux Hunt, Canon Rewrite, Animagus, Mates/Mating, Dragons, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Warnings: Brief scene of dubious consent (medicinal aphrodisiac), brief homophobic language, minor character deaths Summary: [Extensive re-telling of Deathly Hallows] ‘Kill Albus Dumbledore’ is less a challenging task and more a suicide mission, so when Draco Malfoy is presented with the option to either dispatch his Headmaster or suffer an excruciating and most ignominious death of his own, along with his parents, he reaches deep into his black little Slytherin heart and manages to scrape together enough courage to go with option C instead: Spend Sixth Year secretly studying Animagecraft in the hopes he’ll turn into something sufficiently imposing even the Dark Lord himself won’t be able to keep Draco under his thumb. But just his luck, his Animagus form turns out to be a dragon, and a rather randy juvenile at that, intent on finding its mate: one Harry James Potter. Notes: This is a heavily revised version of the fic originally posted to AO3. With over 40,000 new words, I hope everyone enjoys this revamped version of the fic! Link: Read on Pressbooks (see final pages for EPUB/PDF download links)

I’m lucky enough not to have this issue with Harry Potter characters, but in a different fandom my favorite characters are rather controversial. It made me realize how exhausting it is when you just want to look for content of your favorite and have to wade through a bunch of hate. I’m just here to have a good time, and fandom is supposed to be fun. Please let me enjoy my problematic faves in peace.

I’m not even the main character in my dreams. I’m the side character rooting for her best friend as the love of her life gets married to another woman. I’m a the side character who helps the prince pick the right girl and falls in love with the comedic relief. I’m the extra who ditches it all to go explore the flower fields instead of staying for the drama.

Mo Ran 1.0 be like this meme

Is Jason making a Clive’s wife joke while in the middle of smut too much?

Progress reports are due… kill me now. 😭 their grades are NOT up to date.

Me, checking my stats page for the first time in a year: … When and why did that weird one shot I wrote about a guy orgasming from ab exercises suddenly become my most liked fic?

If you join one of my drawing live streams on Twitch, you can help me create beautiful shitposts like this (and actual nice pieces too)

My username there is MiscWitchling! https://www.twitch.tv/miscwitchling

Today was my first livestream (sorry I only announced it on my Twitter and Insta, I was nervous) I ended up drawing Minerva and Glass from Sanguine: Monster Magical Girl, Al and Bert (but I want to add more to those before posting) and this lovely thing.

Rat shitposting