Well I Like It But It’s Not Very Well Written. Also It’s A Visual Mess. The Plot Doesnt Make Any

By the time they move onto actual like, cuddling, Clive has managed to bring his work with him so that Jason can hold him while he looks at it (“it’s so comfortable and relaxing. I don’t know why.”). Jason is breaking internally, telling himself it’s okay to continue cuddling Clive because he’s acting honorable.

But really he spent about five hours the past two days reading up on Clive’s specialty so he can hold a better conversation, and it’s not even the first time.

Jason, situated behind Clive on a couch, holding him while Clive reads over research paper: I actually read that one recently.

Clive: …. You read it?

Jason: yeah. I liked their approach to X

Clive: Me too. *goes into longer rant about it*

Clive leaves an extra big tip (he never tips) and it’s like a punch in the gut.

Professional Cuddler AU

Jason who takes on odd jobs and one of those is as a professional cuddler. Clive is, as always, a researcher at a local university. I struggle with how to get Clive to hire Jason, but I’m going to say it’s Belinda who does it as a joke for his birthday. Clive, of course, shows up because he’s not going to be rude.

Jason is immediately aware that Clive isn’t at all into it and offers to start slow. It’s a 3 hour session (damn, Belinda) so he asks if he wants to have a conversation instead. Start with small skin contact like hand holding or letting their legs touch.

So Jason brews some tea out, and they sit and talk. Letting their legs touch under the table and extra skin contact. Jason talks to Clive, asks him questions, and Clive has a pleasant time being able to talk about everything with someone who is personable and will listen to him. (What he really needs is a therapist, but Jason will do)

Despite originally not wanting to go, Clive books another session.

System AU, where there's a material user account with all information about the world and characters 💡

fellas.... (i’m late for pride month but this is for me anyways. hi. 😀)

Poor Clive

I can envision him both speaking his mind and being quiet about it. Like “I see, you do not see me as a husband, but as a roommate,” and nothing after that. Then he distances himself. Starts buying more frozen dinners and sending Jason home early.

Jason is now mortified and doesn’t quite know what to say. He tries to broach it a few times but Clive is always busy and has other things to do.

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

my second prompt for @2haaction submitted by @/AVscari on twitter!

(let’s hope tumblr considers this tasteful *artistic* nudity and doesn’t take it down? – will post a crop if that happens)

Unfortunately, I simply do not shut up 😅

The joy I feel in my heart when I click on the karmic doom tag and people besides me are posting in it 🥰

If you have a rare pair with no fandom, just never shut up about how great it is! Eventually, others will agree and join in! It really works!

Harry waking up to Draco

The morning sun cast shadows over Draco’s face, exaggerating already sharp features. His nose almost seemed a knife whose edge reflected darkness instead of light. It was remarkable how menacing an innocent sleeping face could become at the mercy of one simple feature. Rolling over and ghosting past the blade to reach his lips, Harry decided he would risk getting cut any day. If only for a simple kiss.

*something weird happens*

Everyone: So Clive, was this your boyfriend?

Actually extraordinarily true

not to be an edgelord but sometimes i see tags like this and i wonder if i'm some kind of fucked up joker guy. like this is for real and not a bit? the hunger games was too dark for y'all at 12-16? at the target audience age it was written for? seriously?