Book 12 spoilers
“Parts 1 and 2 of the Clive sessions, which I’m assuming will continue until I die.”
“Aren’t you immortal?”
“Don’t remind me.”
Jason is stuck with Clive for eternity. Oh nooooooo
What the actual fuck, Jason
He doesn’t have paperwork and instead of asking a high up official to help him out, starts telling the border guard all her deepest darkest secrets and letting her know that he saw them all.
What. The. Fuck.
*something weird happens*
Everyone: So Clive, was this your boyfriend?