2ha Fans You Guys Need To Write More Modern Aus Where Chu Wanning Has Long Flowing Hair And He Overhears

Just had a student say “miss, can I show you something?”

He then pulled out a picture of me from middle school. And another of me from high school, then pointed to me ex and asked who it was. I-

This is basically what happened after Jin lan city right

I just love the thought of Jean doing stupid stuff to impress Mikasa cause I love this ship

Brain: Please don’t.

Jean: It’ll impress her.

Brain: No, it won’t.

Jean: [wheels over to Mikasa on an office chair pretending to paddle a canoe]

They make me miserable

If your favorite math class was Real Analysis….

1. Are you a masochist? And are you okay?

2. Please teach me your ways

Soul🥀

I had a dream that a ghost, aided by Humphrey’s mother, tricked/convinced the entirety of Team Biscuit into marrying each other. One big group marriage.

😂 I hope he’s been enjoying them!

anyway,. back to your usual queue'd posts.

AITAH for trying to ruin my son’s relationship?

I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.

I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.

Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?

Happy Birthday WANNING!