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11 months ago

Another year, another rec list with some of the best xuexiao I've read these last 12 months!! >w<

And like last year's rec list, this isn't either exhaustive or limited to fics posted in 2023. It's just the things I have found, which I liked, and want to spread the love about ^-^

Here's, in no particular order, my favourite xuexiao (and occasional songxuexiao) fics. Also, take a look down below for other mxtx or danmei pairings!

You're mine by twilightshards. This is a phenomenal oneshot where Xue Yang does not wait patiently to take revenge on Baixue temple, but rather follows the annoying daoshi out of Jinlintai as soon as he gets off the hook. He catches up with them a couple of nights later, only to find Xiao Xingchen in a... compromised position. While moaning Xue Yang's name.

The tamed by @fieri-sentio-et-excrucior. Last year I recommended the wonderful The Prisoner of Jinlintai fic, and now we got a sequel to that!!! Exciting stuff, very exciting... Xiao Xingchen saves Xue Yang from his botched execution and Song Lan is there raging at what he thinks is a psycho taking full advantage of his friend's kindness. Absolutely loved it!

蛇 - shé by shoujorei. A spectacular oviposition fic with blind snake hybrid Xiao Xingchen and enemy-posing-as-housemate Xue Yang, who really didn't know what he was volunteering for when he offered to "help" daozhang with his next heat. An absolute delight!

good lies go bad by istilfearkanna One of the Yi City what-if's I like so much, showing what would happen if Song Lan is successful in killing Xue Yang and, as per canon, vows not to tell his friend anything. So naturally you have Xiao Xingchen happy about his rekindled friendship, but also deeply worried about his missing friend... breaks my heart every time T-T (thx lionfish13 for the rec!!!)

Down in the black sea by @10holmes. A mermaid AU which has to be the sweetest Xue Yang /Xiao Xingchen tale I've seen in a while, with xxc being a revered merman saving the life of a handsome pirate... without realizing that is the infamous Xue Yang, mermaid hunter and slayer of plenty of his kinsmen!! But of course, they fall in love. It's downright adorable (and deliciously angst-inducing!) Also, the worldbuilding in this one is marvelous!

promises, promises by an anonymous author. Time travel fic!!! This one follows Song Lan trying to right the wrongs of his life in the easiest way possible: that is, to eliminate Xue Yang before he has the chance to hurt anyone else. Except... he gets distracted saving the life of a poor child with a mangled left hand. Still ongoing, and XXC isn't in the picture yet, but the new chapters are highly anticipated and the writing style is so, so, so good.

the non-con opition by the same anonymous author. How do I know? None of your business!! But the awesome writing style continues here, as well as the song lan/xue yang being brought together by fate is just as awesome. It promises to be songxuexiao eventually, for now it's a delightful soulmates/omegaverse with alpha!Song Lan in rut nonconning the hell out of a mysterious omega with a foul mouth.

Sant Xingchen i el drac by @ergbolli45 A little sweet adorable spin of a traditional legend very dear to my heart. It's winter, the Yi City crew are bored around their campfire, and A-Qing wants a story. So, Xue Yang offers to tell a tale from some exotic land on the west about a little princess, a brave knight and a fearsome dragon.

sticking their dick in crazy by Sectionladvivi. I'm not generally one for modern AUs, but this one is such a stupid and shameless pwp that it skyrocketed through my rankings XD SongXueXiao, and oddly enough, the crazy one alluded in the title isn't Xue Yang!! Delicious and filthy. No thoughts, just horn.

Priceless by @fieri-sentio-et-excrucior. Another modern AU!! but how can I resist, when this is Xue Yang breaking and entering happily married songxiao's domicile, who were getting ready for a very sexy night... and end up, Song Lan tied up and forced to watch the criminal fuck Xiao Xingchen senseless (and unaware it's not his husband the one in bed with him!). Evil and sexy, another wonderful fic by such a wonderful author <3

hands, reaching out by @neriine. A retelling of Yi City but with mutation-like special powers, making it especially interesting when it comes to xuexiao's backstory (song lan is also there, in the background) and the night hunts. It's sweet, sweet, Xue Yang as always a murder gremlin who thinks he has it all under control when the first thing that he doesn't know half-way about is his own feelings... Very well-written, and creative in its worldbuilding!

Another Year, Another Rec List With Some Of The Best Xuexiao I've Read These Last 12 Months!! >w<

THIS lovely picture is not from a fic (well, not yet, unless I manage to do something cute with it >w<) but serves as an example of all the wonderful pic manips @wangxianswuji has made, which maybe it's cheating a bit for a fanfic rec post, but. They're just so good. Go check their profile and drool with me ^-^

and speaking of art, I can't not mention @wrathyforest's art done for the fic Now that I see you, particularly one of my favourite moments with Xiao Xingchen defending Xue Yang from an undesirable... this fic was in last year's rec list, and very deservingly so!

Another Year, Another Rec List With Some Of The Best Xuexiao I've Read These Last 12 Months!! >w<

ANd now for the other ships!

Love of my life, don't hurt me by @foreheadkissesforzewu-jun This is a delightful and spectacularly cruel tale of unrequired love by a gallant cultivator spiriting his soulmate away. At least, that's what Wen Zhuliu sees it, when in fact this fic is him kidnapping and brutally assaulting Lan Xichen, while following the events of the Wen war and the sunshot campaign. Loved it, but PLEASE read the tags.

Jade pillar, bending like reed by awkwardrecline. dark jades (and dark!Lan Xichen in particular) are so so sooo very dear to my heart... this fic has it all, a tyrannical Lan clan leader who will abuse his power left right and center, a jealous didi who wants nothing but possessive love, so much smut everywhere... Cloud Recesses is never as sexy as when the jades are so unrestrained, I love it! ^-^

My future mommy's mistake by tenwudzvrs. Is this fic pretty much what many people consider nono kinks? mpreg, noncon, xue yang being an utter dick? and do I love it precisely because of it? XD pregnant Wei Wuxian goes home one evening but comes across a ruffian in a back alley, who does everything to him up to and including speaking with his husband through the phone while nailing him to the wall. Lan Zhan isn't happy. I am delighted.

What brother needs, brother gets by @foreheadkissesforzewu-jun. a modern AU jadecest pwp which... to be honest, it's pure oral fixation Lan Xichen going to his didi after he got dumped by some idiot and Lan Wangji doing the best he can to comfort him. It's ridiculously shameless and incredibly enjoyable, just to see these two come to the conclusion that the best course of action is to fuck each other!! XD Wei Ying will find a surprise when he gets back home from his travels and finds his husband has collected another husband...

furious love by @alipeeps. From Till the end of the moon, a very nasty and wonderfully in-canon insight on the disastrous marriage between Ye Xiwu (the original) and Tantai Jin. Let's just say she decides to take her marital rights to the extreme, and using the very same lust potion that originally landed her in that marriage to begin with! Tantai Jin is one of those characters that truly suffer beautifully, and suffer he does here!

a fire, made high and wild by @judiwench. A fic for Sleuth of Ming Dynasty, which is a series that wormed its way into my soul. Sui Zhou desperately searches Tang Fan (him, please, him, not his corpse) only to find him... less than good. I was seriously debating between this one and is the festering that kills a man by the same author, but... Agh, they are both amazing snippets at their obvious mutual love, and the trauma that brings it to light. Highly recommend the series and these fics!

a long sleepless night by @dying-redshirt-noises. This one is from Mysterious Lotus Casebook, a wonderful three-way pwp in the Girls' Mansion where Fang Duobing gets doused with sex pollen... of course, Li Lianhua wants to help, but there is not much he can do with his yang disfunction. How handy to have someone like a-Fei nearby to rail the young master, then!! It is sexy and wonderfully in-canon, and I'm all for it.

And I'm probably still forgetting a few fics, there is nowhere near enough jadecest here compared to what I know I have read and enjoyed... Shame on me again for forgetting to bookmark more often than not.

I'm a bit sad that I barely found any of this year's authors on tumblr (don't know if they don't have accounts here, or do under different usernames) so if anyone knows about them, repost bc I'd like to engage and give them my most sincere praise.

Also, I will say I purposefully avoided tgcf fics for fear of spoilers until I read the whole book, so... next year I'm surely filling this with hualian and such!! >w<

Finally, since we're at it, I just will get a bit of self-promotion with the 5 fics I liked most of what I wrote on this year. I'm IMMENSELY PROUD to have produced 36 fics in this year of our lord 2023 (3 per month!!! omfg!!) and while I can't claim favourites, these might be the ones I'm most proud of:

Some kind of dream. Xuexiao roleplaying after a night hunt, with some nice power dynamics, very mutually enthusiastic consensual non-con, and Xue Yang all but confessing that he is Xiao Xingchen's worse enemy... Smut and fluff, all in one. I do love the 3 year bliss in Yi City, and all the in-canon opportunities it offers!!!

Incensed nights. An INSANE endeavor for kinktober, with WangXian dreaming each night a different cozy, cruel, smutty or simply crack-y scenario. 31 fics for the price of one!! multiple pairings, I can't stress how much Lan Zhan dreams of his brother, or wei wuxian's mind follows other ships... Extremely happy with this one, and I nearly went crazy, seriously.

Shards of morning nights and forbidden kisses. My attempt at jadecest, niecest and omegaverse, all in one. ANd quite successful, might I say! Both clan leaders Lan and Nie want to find a way to claim and marry their respective omega didis, but something something clan rules forces them to play a delicate and sexy political game. It ends in a very nice orgy XD

A Comedy of Yi City Errors. This one, I'm particularly happy with the sheer amount of planning and interlocking plotpoints it has, with Song Lan coming across Xiao Xingchen, a-Qing and Xue Yang without even realizing. I'm told it is quite funny... And I like it very much >w<

...what did you call it again? the only one not mdzs in the list, this is for Till the end of the moon and it's yet again Tantai Jin suffering in his so beautiful way! It was done for an exchange, following the premise: take a canon even and make it worse. Do you think ttj had it bad in the series, with the servants mistreating him in Ye Manor? Ya have seen nuffin!!!

Once again, thanks for reading, thanks to all authors for writing, and let's have a wonderful 2024 full of fics and love!!!

11 months ago

Suddenly, very suddenly. :'D

I remembered one dialogue from an old movie, so...

that sketch below.

🤍🖤

Suddenly, Very Suddenly. :'D
11 months ago
They Make Me Miserable

They make me miserable

11 months ago

Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge

Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge
Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge
Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge
Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge
11 months ago
Soft Realization

Soft realization

11 months ago
yakarmi - Yakarmi
yakarmi - Yakarmi
11 months ago

i still love the fact that xiao xingchen literally stabs xue yang but that wasn't the thing that broke their relationship. xue yang's reaction to being stabbed by xiao xingchen is basically "i see you are upset but we can definitely sort this out"

love that for him. such optimism. completely unearned but what's a little stabbing between friends eh

11 months ago

Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge

Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge
Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge
Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge
Xue Yang - Lessons About Revenge
11 months ago

i’ve decided that after 13 years of mourning, lan wangji carefully devised an algorithm for making decisions involving wei wuxian and it looks like this

I’ve Decided That After 13 Years Of Mourning, Lan Wangji Carefully Devised An Algorithm For Making
11 months ago
Bingyuan Beach Episode

bingyuan beach episode

11 months ago
MXTX Protags My Beloved. Prettyboy Table For The Win
MXTX Protags My Beloved. Prettyboy Table For The Win
MXTX Protags My Beloved. Prettyboy Table For The Win
MXTX Protags My Beloved. Prettyboy Table For The Win

MXTX protags my beloved. Prettyboy table for the win

Bonus page:

MXTX Protags My Beloved. Prettyboy Table For The Win
11 months ago
. Kingfisher Feathers By Anonymous I Binge Read This Fic The Whole Afternoon And Lets Just Say I Am Inlove

. Kingfisher Feathers by Anonymous I binge read this fic the whole afternoon and lets just say I am inlove 🥺♥ political drama + wangxian = heaven

11 months ago
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~
The Full Comic Is Finally Over!!! Thank You For Following It ~

The full comic is finally over!!! Thank you for following it ~

1 year ago
Tragones🙌🏻

Tragones🙌🏻

1 year ago
Tweet screenshot from @SailorFailures: "i want cross guild to fight the monster trio at some point bc it would be very funny. Buggy projecting his issues with Shanks onto Luffy, Zoro and Mihawk finally getting their showdown, and then Croc just bursts in on an unsuspecting Sanji like MR PRINCE. YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
Colour fanart comic featuring One Piece characters. In the top panel Buggy the Clown looms over Monkey D. Luffy, yelling "I'm gonna destroy that straw hat if it's the last thing I ever do!" Luffy grins and gets ready to fight, saying "Bring it on!" In the next panel Zoro and Mihawk are brandishing their swords and crackling with energy. Mihawk (impassively): "Do try and live up to the hype." Zoro (grinning demonically): "Just don't disappoint me!"
As the two pairs' fights escalate in the distance, Sanji and Crocodile stand to watch them, before they both light a cigarette/cigar respectively, not saying anything yet.
Crocodile smirks and blows out his smoke, saying "Don't take this personally, kid, but it seems my associates have decided we need to conduct a little business." Sanji smirks back and laughs, saying "Likewise. This isn't the first time our captain's dragged me into a fight I have nothing-"
Crocodile has stopped listening, staring off into the distance, seeming to recall something he has heard in the past.
In this final panel the background illustrates his realisation, of the smug Denden Mushi snail-phone he spoke on with "Mister 3", his pet banana-diles which were brutally defeated, and the words "welcome to the shitty restaurant" in a sea of water. Sanji keeps blathering, oblivious, while Crocodile looms over him with an expression of pure shock, disbelief, and rage, his enormous hook hand poised and blocking out the sun ready to smash that little cook into smithereens.

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

1 year ago
Sanji Is Having A Crisis, Its Fine
Sanji Is Having A Crisis, Its Fine
Sanji Is Having A Crisis, Its Fine
Sanji Is Having A Crisis, Its Fine
Sanji Is Having A Crisis, Its Fine
Sanji Is Having A Crisis, Its Fine

sanji is having a crisis, its fine

part two

(i plan to make this a comic in five parts.)

support me through ko-fi

1 year ago
It’s That Time Of Year Again

it’s that time of year again

1 year ago
Monkey On Your Back Part 2

Monkey on your back part 2

1 year ago

SPOILERS FOR THE IMPERIAL UNCLE!!!

*Me rooting for Prince Huai to end up with Yun Yu the entire novel*

Yun Yu at the end, after Prince Huai confesses to him: Actually, we’re related. So no. We can never be together.

Me: ……………..

Betrayal.

I’m getting over it. I like Liu Tongyi. Just…. 😭


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1 year ago
Season 2 Is Just Public Indecency Arc For ReiEre
Season 2 Is Just Public Indecency Arc For ReiEre

Season 2 is just public indecency arc for ReiEre

1 year ago
one piece fancomic. page 1.  narrator: it’s not until thursday that sanji finally meets his new roommate.  panel 1: sanji opens the fridge, disgruntled to find that the only contents are two unopened jars of pickles.  panel 2: a drawer, tragically containing nothing but crumbs and hot sauce packets. on the counter sits a cup of plastic cutlery and a stack of paper plates.  panel 3: a silhouette of sanji lugging his moving boxes around.  panel 4: a selection of sanji’s cooking implements like a whisk, spatula, and a roll of knives.  panel 5: a shot of sanji’s back as he works in his newly set up kitchen, whistling to himself. a spice rack and toaster are visible in the foreground.  panel 6: close up of sanji’s hands chopping up a food of nebulous identity. this is due to the artist’s shortcomings in drawing food without reference.  narrator: somewhere between sautéing the mushrooms and dicing the onions…
page 2.  narrator: the front door just. opens.  panel 1: the door creaks open, revealing a foreboding black boot on a zoro-green background.  panel 2: a closeup of sanji’s surprised eye.   narrator: and sanji, a young alpha who was taught self-defense by a cranky old ex-sailor, reacts on simple, brutal instinct.  panel 3: dynamic shot of sanji instinctively hurling his kitchen knife at the reader
page 3.  narrator: the second it leaves his fingers, he knows he’s made a horrible, life-in-jail kind of mistake  panels 1-3: three panels of zoro, standing casually in the open doorway with a duffel bag slung over his shoulder. the flying knife is at the bottom of each panel, inbound for a direct hit in zoro’s face. he looks progressively unamused as the camera zooms in further with each shot.
page 4.  panel 1: at the last second, zoro tilts his head to the side, dodging the knife, which buries itself into the wall with a thump.  narrator: all he can do is watch, cuss, and pray.  panel 2: sanji is sweating profusely, his jaw dropped comically wide in horror. his visible eye is wide as a dinner plate, and his eyebrow has flown so high that its fully flown off his face altogether. he is a man who has just seen his life flash before his eyes and hated every second of it

pls read the zosan fic “utilities included” and enjoy sanji making his own life as miserable as possible in plain view of his new roommate

1 year ago
Nuh Uh
Nuh Uh
Nuh Uh
Nuh Uh

nuh uh

1 year ago
I Find The Thought Of Clark Being Openly Obsessed With Batman In Front Of His Parents Adorable
I Find The Thought Of Clark Being Openly Obsessed With Batman In Front Of His Parents Adorable

I find the thought of Clark being openly obsessed with Batman in front of his parents adorable

(wayne family adventures ep. 47 & injustice 2 annual 2)

1 year ago
Ok Last Doodle For The Superbat Love Square 😭😭
Ok Last Doodle For The Superbat Love Square 😭😭
Ok Last Doodle For The Superbat Love Square 😭😭
Ok Last Doodle For The Superbat Love Square 😭😭
Ok Last Doodle For The Superbat Love Square 😭😭
Ok Last Doodle For The Superbat Love Square 😭😭
Ok Last Doodle For The Superbat Love Square 😭😭
Ok Last Doodle For The Superbat Love Square 😭😭

ok last doodle for the superbat love square 😭😭

lets go idiots 👏👏👏

1 year ago

im not sure if anyone has talked about this but its driving me insane.

In the JLU episode “the man who has everything”, its supes birthday and diana and bruce go to visit him. bruce just gives him, like, a hundred dollar bills, claiming he doesnt know what to get him. diana, though, was going to give him a rose before it got crushed in battle. all she says is, “theres a new type of rose called ‘the krypton’” or something like that. nothing much else.

Im Not Sure If Anyone Has Talked About This But Its Driving Me Insane.

In the og comic of the same name, its bruce who gives him the rose.

Im Not Sure If Anyone Has Talked About This But Its Driving Me Insane.

not only that, he admits that he fucking INVENTED a new breed of rose for him!!! this part has been mentioned before, but thats not my point.

Im Not Sure If Anyone Has Talked About This But Its Driving Me Insane.

im not sure why they changed it, but i might have an idea.

i have a theory that the showrunners saw this shit and went “this is TOO gay even for them. we cant put this in the show, just have the woman do it. we cant have the kids getting any funny ideas” which is so fucking funny but also fucked up. let the men have their romantic gifts and i think they should revive the show and have an episode dedicated for just bruce and clark to have romantic evening to compensate for this #wakeupamerica #censored


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1 year ago

whatre ur thoughts on superbat !!!

I like them! I don't actively ship Bruce with anyone but I so passively ship him with people and Clark pushes the passivity.

I don't like Batcat or Brutalia but I can go with superbat

Sometimes it feels like Superbat is the ship DC secretly wants us to ship them together.

Whatre Ur Thoughts On Superbat !!!

I swear it feels like Bruce and Clark are having a parental argument and we just asked a question to which Bruce and Clark are like "what?" and the rest of the Justice League is glaring at us as if to say shut up don't you dare interfere.

Also the way Clark holds Bruce and talks to him

Whatre Ur Thoughts On Superbat !!!

Dark Nights: Metal Issue #2

...is this supposed to be brotherly?

In the Superman: Up in the sky comic where Supes has to go find that kid, the other heroes are fighting an alien invasion they lose against. But the heroes he displays are only heroes that Superman loves the most or is closet to. There's 5 and guess who's the main panel:

Whatre Ur Thoughts On Superbat !!!
Whatre Ur Thoughts On Superbat !!!

Superman: Up in the Sky Issue #6

The other four are:

Whatre Ur Thoughts On Superbat !!!
Whatre Ur Thoughts On Superbat !!!

Superman: Up in the Sky Issue #6

Also the world's finest comics are all Dick, Clark, and Bruce going on adventures together. Dick is like the love child between Clark and Bruce. He has all of Bruce's intelligence, tactical abilities, and fighting skills, and he has all of Clark's charisma, warm-heartenedness, and good standing. He literally the mix of the two of them.

They're already a family. I think there are way bigger reasons to ship superbat than there are for batcat or brutalia. I still love Clois though but if you wanted a canon reason for why they should exist, well, DC is offering them up on a silver platter. Besides they have like three entire comics titled Superman/Batman.

The super-sons comic!

If Dick is their blood son then Jon and Dami are shared custody.

Whatre Ur Thoughts On Superbat !!!

Super-sons (2017) Issue #5

They're kinda more like brothers here but still. Even if you don't ship them together, you still have to admit they care deeply about the other. Their banter's funny.

Also can't forget this

Whatre Ur Thoughts On Superbat !!!

Superman/Batman Annual #1

DC literally went "...and there was only one bed."

1 year ago
Dumb Superbats. I Called Them "warmups" But Then I Didnt Draw Anything To Have Been Warming Up For
Dumb Superbats. I Called Them "warmups" But Then I Didnt Draw Anything To Have Been Warming Up For
Dumb Superbats. I Called Them "warmups" But Then I Didnt Draw Anything To Have Been Warming Up For
Dumb Superbats. I Called Them "warmups" But Then I Didnt Draw Anything To Have Been Warming Up For

dumb superbats. i called them "warmups" but then i didnt draw anything to have been warming up for

1 year ago
"You Didn't Answer The JL Call."

"You didn't answer the JL call."

but also

"You Didn't Answer The JL Call."

he's aware. bruce hasn't known a moment of peace in years

bg based off of this image!

1 year ago
Why Are They Married In Every Single Universe Ever
Why Are They Married In Every Single Universe Ever

why are they married in every single universe ever

1 year ago
They’re Literally So Prefect Together. Platonic Or Romantic, Doesn’t Matter. I Adore Them And They
They’re Literally So Prefect Together. Platonic Or Romantic, Doesn’t Matter. I Adore Them And They

They’re literally so prefect together. Platonic or romantic, doesn’t matter. I adore them and they make an awesome team.

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