Here's a shitpost meme I drew a while back, with ~book 1 pre-team trio
Sorry I couldn't do the HWFWM fanart stream I wanted to do on Monday, I still had to wrap up stuff for the festival I was drawing at and then I got sick >w>;
Maybe its because I'm sick but I don't care that it's not glazed. I am so TIRED about fretting about posting art online. I don't feel particularly welcome on the internet as an artist anymore, but I still wanna make n share stuff, you know?
Made a Christmas present for my dad who’s the biggest fan of “He who fights with monsters!”.
Now that he’s gotten the picture, I can finally post it lol
I had a dream that a ghost, aided by Humphrey’s mother, tricked/convinced the entirety of Team Biscuit into marrying each other. One big group marriage.
Unfortunately, I simply do not shut up 😅
The joy I feel in my heart when I click on the karmic doom tag and people besides me are posting in it 🥰
If you have a rare pair with no fandom, just never shut up about how great it is! Eventually, others will agree and join in! It really works!
Jason basically already does this for Clive.
Clive: *says something*
A gold ranker: Shut up, you’re just a silver ranker
Jason: *Gets a diamond ranker to forcibly drag him out* Clive, please speak again.
Jason would 100% do this for Clive
Reading the HWFWM reddit feels like insanity sometimes. What do you mean the ship that you think is most likely is Clive and Emi? You think Neil DOESN’T like the team? What?
Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
Me: *listening to book 11*
Book 11: Neil, “I’d even take an affliction specialist, if they bring snacks.”
Me: *sighs, makes a mark* New fic to write: Jason seducing Neil with food
still a harem novel
Hey everybody, in the tags tell me something good that happened to you today 🙇
Jason to Clive: Do those rune tattoos help with the ladies?
Clive: No. Having a cute familiar who women want to feed helps with the ladies.
Belinda: … You shoo them all away while looking annoyed when they hit on you
Me, overanalyzing the scene:
Clive attracts people by having a cute familiar people want to feed.
Jason plays into Stashe’s biscuit obsession —> he likes feeding familiars.
Jason thinks Onslow is cute. Worries about him multiple times.
Clive shoos away all ladies interested in him when feeding Onslow.
But Clive says Onslow “helps with the ladies.”
Clive uses Onslow to attract Jason/ help him get Jason’s attention because Jason thinks Onslow is cute and wants to feed him.
Clive is really just in love with Jason.
QED
Been reading “He who fights with monsters” lately, on book two, and felt like drawing one of my favorite characters. Meet Sophie Wexler! (Just a wip so far, tryna figure out how to do metallic hair lol)
not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116
Writing smut does, in fact, take a lot more out of me that it used to, I’ve learned lol.
This for Jason.
I need him to have his mental breakdown in front of the team. Sobbing. Literally inconsolable. Not a single person knows what to do. But Jason cannot move and cannot stop crying and gasping like he suddenly needs air to breathe.
lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die
It’s the way Shirtaloon wrote Belinda and Sophie to be codependent, had Belinda be in love with Sophie, and then didn’t write them in a relationship together.
Rufus Remore in gold eyeliner, I wish I could remember who said he'd play with make-up if they had it in Pallimustus, so I could credit you for my brain rot😭 so if you're out there let me know!
I thought I remembered it saying he wore silk robes at some point, so I gave him one of those ridiculously fancy dressing gown style ones, like he's getting ready in the morning lol
some jason doodles
Do a lot of writers actually use AI???
a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
Commission! :D
Couldn't post the entire thing bc I have a feeling Tumblr still has censorship
Humphrey having a daddy kink was NOT part of my expectations for this book
Me while listening to HWFWM:
Heath/ Narrator: Clive-
Me: *Rewinds, hits bookmark*
fast redraw from anime called Mobile Police Patlabor well i just saw the scene from it on tiktok
Just had a student say “miss, can I show you something?”
He then pulled out a picture of me from middle school. And another of me from high school, then pointed to me ex and asked who it was. I-
“Clive gave a frustrated groan and ran a hand over his face, feeling the stubble.”
Stubble? STUBBLE?!
And then Clive invites him away for a little tea date only to get cockblocked by a diamond ranker 😭
(Also now I want Jason to shave Clive. Take care of him when he’s gone too far down the research hole. Help him bathe and dress into his pajamas. Make sure he eats.)
An Agate Stone that looks like a window to the ocean.