Them: Ok Yeah, Criminal Minds Is Good And All But That Tech Girl Garcia?? Shes SO Annoying Like Omfg

Y/N, to The Avengers: Hey guys, do you wanna hear what Peter sent Tony today?

Y/N, reading from their phone: Hello Mr Stark,

Y/N: I will be a little late to the compound today. I am not sure how late, but I will be there. I have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. There is a very big bug between me and the door and when I move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. We are locked in a stalemate and I am at every disadvantage, and I wholeheartedly believe the bug is aware of this. Respectfully, I am in tears, Peter Parker.

Henry: I need an adult!

Reid: I'm an adult

Henry: I need a different adult

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.

— Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

forget all the shooting stars and all the silver moons 

for him- Troye Sivan ft. Allday

Steve: What’s a Bucket List?

Y/N: It’s a list of things you want to do before you die. I have one, you should make one too!

Steve: So what do you wanna do?

Y/N: The usual stuff... Swimming with dolphins ya know...

Y/N: *Is sweating while crossing Buckys Name off*