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don’t be shy, pressure him into giving you answers!! Keep asking him enough and I’m sure he’ll tell you!!!

Too many anons telling me he's dangerous to risk that! Besides, it's just some other triangles. Not the end of the world. It can't be too important..

Bill you seem charming, why do people dislike you so much? I don’t personally understand it, you seem so fun to have around. Have you done anything cool today chaotic cosmic dorito?

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!!!!! THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEYRE THINKING WHEN THEY CLAIM TO DISLIKE ME. ME!!! TODAY I INCINERATED THE AXOLOTL AND LAUGHED IN HIS FACE.

..THATS WHAT I WOULDVE LIKED TO DO ANYWAY.

you have access to their phone; if you want secrets, why not just look through their apps/browsing history?

I TRIED. THERE ISNT EVEN ANYTHING INTERESTING. THE ONLY DIARY APP THING I FOUND HAS A DAMN PIN.

if he's gonna stay at your house you could probably get him a cardboard box or make him a house out of cardboard, just fill it with soft stuff and he will love it. he likes to hide sometimes but don't let him get to far you know?

I think he's good with sleeping on the chaise, but ill re-set up the cat box for him so he has options. Good idea!

(Getting eepy. I'll be back around 6 A.M EST!)

Bonjour

STAB.

im beginning to think you don't understand human jokes... can't figure out why tho

??WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT!! I UNDERSTAND HUMAN JOKES PLENTY! GIVE ME ONE INSTANCE!!

sounds like him, the lil cheater. just cause he can bend the rules of reality doesn't mean he can ignore the rules of chess, he's so silly sometimes

he's still pouting about how he lost!! I had to give him an apology brownie. Silly Billy.

hey bill, do you have a favorite out of the knifes that you've found (for not particular reason...)

THE BIGGEST ONE. DUH. WHY.

I think Bill would like Cards Against Humanity.

I've got a deck, but...sounds like chaos for another time 😓