Maybe The Triangles Are Some Sort Of Alien Language?.. You Should Ask Him What They Mean!!

for bill:do you have any skills other than being insufferable?

DO YOU HAVE ANY LIFE OTHER THAN ASKING A TRIANGLE QUESTIONS ON A SAD UNPOPULAR BLOG? (AND YES, I DO. IM GREAT AT EVERYTHING.)

by the way, Azure, have you set up any ground rules with bill or taken any precautions? since he's living under your roof for the time being, i think he should know what he can or can't do.

I was thinking more, I'd set things up as we go. I mean, he knows the basics, don't kill my pets (or me) and don't destroy shit, I did end up having to hide the knives though. I'm kinda bad at thinking of these kinds of things ahead of time. Need an initiator, yknow?

bit of an inspector, are you? 👁️👁️

The only thing I'm inspecting is (Flips through the "your mom" section of my booklet) how to properly do taxes with no fraud

(Getting eepy. I'll be back around 6 A.M EST!)

A pet bill would be awesome, you just have to keep up the restrictions and make sure nothing bad happens(he has a bit of a god complex) but other than that it should just be like having a tiny human around except he doesn’t understand humans that much… he might just stay as a lil triangle man as a better discription

He hasn't tried anything bad tbh!! Other than trying to murder my Axolotl plushie. Poor baby. And my Axolotl squishy. And put my Axolotl slime in the garbage disposal.

...man, he really doesn't like axolotls.

I'm pissed cause I just went out there to throw something away and he walked up to me head down and I slowly put my hand down to my side for him to sniff and he fucking snarled I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. WHAT THE FUCK.

This lil guy popped up in my house and refuses to get out of that corner...he hisses at me when I get close, I need my shoes send help

(CREDITS TO @squidflavoredsoup FOR THE IDEA!!)

if he attacks you, you can use emotional damage on him, i've heard that is quite effective (just be prepared to run if it goes wrong). i heard bringing up something called a sixer is really effective. only use in worst case scenario tho, don't want to harm him more rn when he's mad

Right then! A sixer! Right now he's sitting at the dinner table pretending to be innocent ...he keeps staring at me every time he scribbles something down. Just how powerful is he?

TSA would probably put you in the food disposal

FUCK OFF. WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS A MOOT YOU BARELY SENTIENT BAG OF PEAS

water balloons?.. maybe? Ooh wait!! You could pop a balloon right next to him and scare the shit outta him!$

Oh hell yeah, now you're talking. Okay, wait. Usually he Wakes up and I'm like...in the room with him. First thing he does, wake up and look for me. Which do you think would be better, waking him up to the loudest shit on the planet or just straight up poofing and seeing what he does? I have a camera near where he's sleeping...could be fun either way!