Latest Posts by yeetusmyfeetusidontneedjesus - Page 6

you probably don’t need to worry about him stabbing you. Have you seen how short he is? Just pick him up and drop-kick him and VOILA! Problem solved.

HELP yeah that's fair 😭

I don't even think he can reach the knives...thank the lord for that.

if you're walking around instead of floating, i doubt you'll be able to get to the other side of the country.

I CAN FLOAT . I CAN FLOAT FINE. I COULD FLOAT YOU OUT OF A BUSINESS. YOU COULD LIVE NEXT TO US AND YOU WOULDNT EVEN KNOW. COUNT YOUR DAYS.

I would like not to be stabbed tyvm Bill. Jeez.

suuuuure. (i'm watching you. 🫵 👁️👁️)

YOU CANT WATCH ME IF IM WATCHING YOU. THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. AND DONT SARCASTICALLY SURE ME! I CAN MAKE YOUR BONES INTO MARSHMELLOWS AND EAT THEM!

I'm pissed cause I just went out there to throw something away and he walked up to me head down and I slowly put my hand down to my side for him to sniff and he fucking snarled I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. WHAT THE FUCK.

YOU LITTLE BITCH

DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKIN MUTUAL D:<

then again, "leave nothing but this house" ig i don't really have to worry, do i?

I SAID THE HOUSE NOT THE PERSON. ILL GLADLY KILL HER. THIS IS A COOL HOUSE. A SOUVNIER. THATS ALL.

My dog just pissed all over a cardboard box (for No reason, he was Just outside and pissed) and then tried to (very clearly aggressive with the intention of Hurting) bite the shit out of me when I tried to tell him no

so how long do you plan on staying with my moot?

ILL STAY HOWEVER LONG I FEEL LIKE IT. MAYBE ILL LEAVE RIGHT NOW. MAYBE ILL JUST STAB HER AND TAKE THE DOGS. WHATS IT TO YOU.

aww, sure you are! Anyways, cause any havoc and I’ll send exactly 685.3 mixtapes of “the world is small forever always” to your exact location. They will play on loop and you’ll have to crush all of them to get them to stop playing

FINE BY ME. FUCK YOU. I LIKE THAT SONG. ILL CAUSE ALL THE HAVOC. ILL BURN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE TO THE GROUND AND LEAVE NOTHING BUT THIS HOUSE.

wow!! Aren’t you a lil ray of sunshine? Not handling the divorce well, huh, lil’ guy?

IVE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED. IM TOO GREAT FIR MARRIAGE. ONLY I DIVORCE PEOPLE. ALL MY MARRIGES GO GREAT. IM THE BEST RAY OF SUNSHINE YOUVE EVER MET. IM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

lil dorito man, why are you so cute and tiny! you look so hugable if only you weren't so sharp. hows life with a human treating you, its probably been ages

I AM NOT CUTE. IF YOU SAW MY TRUE FORM YOUR EYES WOULD DISINTEGRATE AND YOUR HEAD WOULD MELT INTO A PUDDLE OF OOBLECK.

LIFE IS GREAT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. OR TERRIBLE. WHICHEVER ONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD.

so how'd you get here? seven eyes said that our dimension was supposed to be the one "safe" from you

JESSIE ALSO THINKS IM DEAD. SHES NOT THE BRIGHTEST ANYMORE.

To the equilateral freeloader who shall not be named: what the hell happened!! I thought you were in therapy? Did you escape? Is this a punishment? Also, check the mailbox, or ask the human to do it, I bought you some new Velcro shoes for fun lol

IM WHEREVER I WANT THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. THERE ARE SECRETS YOUR PUNY MORTAL BRAIN CANT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND FAR BEYOND MYSELF AND THE DUMB PINK GUY IN THE SKY. I WILL BRING ETERNAL SUFFERING TO YOUR PLANE OF REALITY. WATCH YOURSELF.

(Bill is now available to be asked questions directly! He will type in constant caps! Yummers.)

can we ask the dapper triangle feller himself a couple questions?

I sorta don't trust him online. Yall seem to know more, so if you think it'll be fine I don't see why not!

why don't you give him a glass of milk with a silly straw to wash down that brownie? :)

With a silly straw! Specific! Don't see why not!

He stared at me for ...way too long before snatching it and running into the bathroom for the bajillionth time. WHAT IS HE DOING IN THERE 😭😭

bill reactions are the best, he's so silly sometimes when he's not trying to concur worlds <3

He conquers?? Wow, I can't imagine a little triangle defeating anything let alone the necessary people to rule a planet. Jeez.

just realized i got the name of the song wrong its not string its cut the string. my bad. any way fair if you and him don't like it, it very drifty. definitly not for everyone and more depressing than oh ana i guess

I figured that's what you meant! Oh Ana was recommended to me a long time ago by a friend I (literally) lost .. geuss both of us have song trauma 😭

you should play go fish with him!!

Guh. That lasted FOREVER. I REGRET EVERYTHING. Nobody had any matches until ten minutes in and then found out that no card had a match except by only number and switched to just the number. Don't blame me though, we both fucked up.

sounds like him, the lil cheater. just cause he can bend the rules of reality doesn't mean he can ignore the rules of chess, he's so silly sometimes

he's still pouting about how he lost!! I had to give him an apology brownie. Silly Billy.

(damn. i may or may not have been hoping for a reaction based on the lyrics. glad you're not dead though)

you hate me you're so mean :sigh:

Ill admit, it is funny to see his reactions..

Could you try playing The World We Knew by Frank Sinatra for him? If he likes We'll Meet Again, he might like other older songs.

(i will not be held liable if anything goes wrong)

He really liked it! Classical is always a good go to for billion year old entities I suppose. His music tastes are as wack as mine.

oh ana is such a good song! but yeah that might be difficult with the duality of that lil triangle man, you should probably ask him if he wants it on the playlist or not. any other answer then leaning to yes is probably a no to adding it. you should play string to him tho, im curious if it will have a similar effect or not

he said yes to putting it on the playlist!

That one didn't have the same effect, he just plain didn't like it. (To be honest, I didn't either..😭)

I WON. EVERY TIME.

Im not even that good at chess.. he just kept trying to do illegal moves that the app wouldn't let him 😭 wtf

is it bad that i feel called out by the playlist? (i enjoy most of these artists on here, its so good!) why must the music be so catchy but all go together, complement him again for me. gotta say these are some really really good choices. really speaks on the trama he must be feeling rn

why everybody always gotta be talking about his trauma leave the silly alone /hj

He really liked Oh Ana when I played it for him and then directly after locked himself in the bathroom for about five minutes each time, so..I dont know if I should add that or not 😭

you could play chess with him on the tablet!

either via an app or chess.com

YOURE A GENIUS I LOVE YOU

I already have one of those offline apps installed with chess hehshwhehjs

I'm gonna lose and I'm gonna lose hard and it's gonna be great

i kinda wonder what would happen if you handed him an ipad, would he just turn into an ipad kid or just be confused by it?

I do have a tablet, lemme go grab it

Might me more entertaining for him than listening to me ramble and coloring 😭

I wonder if the tablet would register his weird fingers as touch. That could be a problem..

fr, who gets sent to prison by an axolotl? thats just obserd (don't tell him i said this)

Your secret is safe with me😊

DUUDEEEEE

bill has some real bangers on his playlist! please pass him a complement on it for me to him

This man has a huge ego. Instantly started boasting... I'm never gonna live this down 😭