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Latest Posts by yeetusmyfeetusidontneedjesus - Page 5
Cyan? Turquoise? Cobalt?Azraq? Afina? Aoki/Aoko?
None of those! Getting close with the A's.
GEUSS MY NAME WILL END AT 5:30.
The hint is: A shade of blue
Whether or not you geuss it correctly will affect the plot!
Geuss in comments or asks.
Don't spam geuss! Don't Google a ton! Don't spoil the fun!
brownie points? those for the people you don't hate? :]
YEP. HUMAN HAS ONE BROWNIE POINT. ONLY BECAUSE ITS LITERAL. SHE GAVE ME A BROWNIE. I STILL HATE HER.
when will bill have to start paying rent?
He doesn't eat that much, he's a little guy. He's kinda like a pet. I think his company makes up for his mooching, he is pretty funny.
Bowing to bill.
YOUR BOW IS WELCOME. NO BROWNIE POINTS THOUGH.
Random question for Bill and the Human!
Favourite planet (if any)?
Mine is stupidly specific but it's Saturns moon 'Titan'
Titan is also the only other known planet besides earth to have rivers, lakes and seas on its surface apparently.
MY FAVORITE PLANET IS NONE. ALL OF THEM SUCK.
I think I like Neptune. Pretty shade of blue. Hey, my name is a shade of blue too!
WHATS YOUR NAME ANYWAY?
Took you long enough to ask. I already gave you a hint, how about *you* find out.
(Guesses welcome! If you can geuss it, Bill will geuss correctly. If you cannot, then I'll have to tell him. This will affect the plot! (One hour time!))
I feel like I should clarify, while I am a minor, the me in the Bill blog is an adult! (Opens more opportunity for plot.)
sure pal..
anyways!! Question for the human: opinions on bill as of currently?
Every post that makes fun of him, he walks up to me and goes "wow! Look at what they just said to me! Can you believe it! The audacity!"
Minus the posts about murdering me. He keeps trying to hide the phone around those posts.
I'm honestly not sure. He treats me like a gossip buddy kinda. But with added murderous intent. Oh well.
Bill lives rent free inside my head and sometimes, if I'm lucky, he'll let me form a coherent thought.
Uh, Bill Cipher for President and all hail Bill or something!!
BILL CIPHER FOR AXOLOTL REPLACEMENT. ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN EYE.
so what would you label you and ford’s relationship as? Before the breakup ofc
THERE WAS NO BREAKUP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RELATIONSHIP! HE WAS JUST HUMAN THAT I EXPLOITED TO MAKE A PORTAL. AND ILL DO IT AGAIN. WITH HIM OR WITH THIS NEW ONE! IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE! THEYRE THE SAME AND THEYLL BE TRICKED THE SAME!
I very vividly remember that once I had a dream where I was in some fandom crossover x MLP infection Au and my goal in the dream was to make a deal with Bill to get him to turn everything back to normal. (I was disappointed when I woke up before I could make the deal.)
Anyways so I'd willingly make a deal with Bill. All hail Bill Cipher :3
WHY THE HELL WERE YOU DREAMING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP PONIES.
IF I GET CALLED BILLY ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BLOW.
Awww, poor baby. You wanna snack, Billy?
ONLY IF YOU HAVE DORITOS.
:0
well now might be the time to tell you.. that bow tie was from my great great grandma.
the leaves embroidered on it are made of lead and arsenic lol (at least, the color used to make it has lead and arsenic)
WOW! EVEN TASTIER! THANKS FOR THE SNACK!
oh!! Whoops!! Hold on..
[bowtiewithflowerpattern.zip]
I don’t have a communist one as of now, please take this one.
[He ate it.]
if she's going to get groceries, then i can guarantee you'll get to have some nice spaghetti later (with fresh parm ofc)
GOOD. I WOULDNT HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.
..IF I GO WITH HER, I COULD ESCAPE.
billford comic i made while i was hungry >:3
Here ya go!
[bowtiewithamericanflag.zip] it’s capitalism flavored :D
IM COMMUNIST
BUSY WITH WHAT SHE CAN HELP A DEMON CANT SHE
SHES MAKING A DUMB GROCERY LIST.
Giving Bill a pat on the head and a warm mug of hot chocolate, bestie deserves a break <3
KEH. SEE! NO MATTER WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY I STILL HAVE PLENTY OF LOYAL FOLLOWERS.
Qu'as-tu contre les Français?
LES FRANÇAIS A PRIS MON NOEUD PAPILLON UNE FOIS.
They’re daffodils. Did you know you can make tea from them?
OF COURSE I KNEW THAT. I AM A TEA ENTHUSIAST. I JUST CANT REACH THE KETTLE.
Holding flowers for bill to eat.
FINALLY, A NICE ONE. WHAT KIND ARE THEY.
oh we do! We honestly just don’t care lmao. What’re ya gonna do? Kick us in the knee? You’re literally 2’11” buddy. I could step on you on accident and not even notice.
I WILL DESTROY YOUR WIFI ROUTER
TSA would probably put you in the food disposal
FUCK OFF. WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS A MOOT YOU BARELY SENTIENT BAG OF PEAS
Billy Billy billyyyy~
What if I sand your triangle edges and make them rounded
I. AM. NOT. BILLY! MY NAME IS BILL CIPHER AND I WILL SAND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR LIMBS TO A NUB.
Mwahahahha the divorce question….tiny billy doesn’t seem like he’d have a boyfriend at all lmao
BILLY???? YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW WHO YOURE MESSING WITH.
I dunno bill, I don’t think they’d let a child on an airplane unattended.
A CHILD?!?!?? I WILL END YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE SO HARD YOUR PARENTS WONT REMEMBER YOUR BIRTH!!!
i don't think eastern standard time and pacific daylight time are next to each other, bill.
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TIME ZONE YOURE IN. I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO MEMORIZE YOUR STUPID TIME ZONE. ILL BUY A PLANE TICKET. ILL CATCH A RIDE.