Y/n: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel
Izuku: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
Todoroki: A realist sees the train coming
Iida: THE TRAIN DRIVER SEES 3 IDIOTS STANDING ON THE TRACKS
please for the love of FUCK tag your works properly. i don’t want to think i’m reading an x male reader and am already being slapped in the face with she/her pronouns. if it’s a fem reader, put it in the tags/title/desc ANYWHERE people can see it so we know who the post is made for.
THE SAME APPLIES TO TOP/BOTTOM READER BLOGS YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD AT TAGGING THINGS!!! i’m trying to BE fucked, not be the one fucking. sub and dom roles are so much different than top and bottom roles. just because the reader is a dom doesn’t mean they’re a top. and if you aren’t tagging their positions in the first place i’m literally in ur walls.
i’m not playing a guessing game guys. just please please PLEASE tag ur works appropriately.
MC, Jamil, and Trey: *on cooking duty*
Grim, Kalim, and Riddle: *observing them from afar*
Grim: Geez. It's like a war in there.
Riddle: I've never seen Trey this fired up.
Kalim: *laughs* Maybe because they're cooking different dish?
MC: WHY AM I FORCED TO DO THIS?!!
Jamil: That's what you get for showing off.
Trey: *chuckles* Hey, at least you didn't have to feed a bunch of students.
MC: You don't call Savanaclaw and Diasomnia a bunch?!
Jamil: Enough of that. How's your food going?
MC: It's good. Smell that freaking aroma.
Jamil: *nods in agreement* How about you, Trey—
MC and Jamil: ...
Trey: Yes?
MC: Fuck this! We all agreed that we would be making home-cooked meals!
MC: Why does yours look like a freaking five star's?!
Trey: Haha... It just happens that I'm done with the plating.
Jamil and MC: ...
Trey: ...
MC: Cheater.
Jamil: Pft—
Trey: I can just put the food back in the pot?
MC: No need. This peasant knows their place.
Trey: Oh come on...
Jamil: *laughs*
Do not speak to me for a few minutes. I’m molting. I need a beach episode event like, now.
Art is by yudo_fu_nabe on Twitter!
A/n- I have been hit with inspiration so I'm about to be like a freaking printer with all these posts. Anyway ON WITH THE SHOW
Sam's store
MC: *buying groceries*
Random Octavinelle student: *bumps MC into the display knocking them and the display in front of them over* Oops
MC: *sitting in the floor in shock covered in various substances*...
ROS: Well since you knocked it over you can pay for it right, no need to get involved? *tries to walk away*
MC: *face switches from shock to anger then settles on a smirk* Boy you chose the wrong day. I can do something that can ruin your whole career.
ROS: Oh yeah? And what would that be?
MC: *says nothing for a moment, but looks up with tears * *sniffles*
Deuce: *pops out of nowhere* HOW DARE YOU HURT MC!!
Ace: *also comes out of nowhere* Yeah! Only WE can ruin their day!
Jack: *stands in between MC and ROS silently flexing*
Floyd: *grabs them from behind* Mah mah, I don't think I gave you permission to be near Shrimpy now did I? *Starts squeezing their shoulder*
Jade: *beside Floyd* No, brother, I don't believe you did. *smiling unnervingly*
Vil: *walks over from behind MC, glaring* Potato, this is unacceptable. Rook *snaps and Rook drops from the ceiling tiles* Take the potato and help them clean up.
Rook: Oui, Roi de Poison! *helps MC up*
MC: *smirks from behind the human wall at ROS but goes back to looking pitiful and a bit reluctant* But I need to get groceries, and... I can't pay for the display but... he did push me-
*green lightning cracks outside*
Rook: *pats MC on the head* No problem, I'm sure Monsieur Sam will take care of it! And I believe the others will take care of the... problem *pulls MC away*
ROS: *gulps as the others close in*
*screams were heard across campus that day*
Dear Genshin fans
I rest my case
@frenziedslashers
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They/them-26 years old-birth: 15/11 Like reading and games Dont Know What im doing
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