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6 months ago

" Past the point of no return

No going back now

Our passion-play has now, at last, begun

Past all thought of right or wrong

One final question

How long should we two wait, before we're one?

When will the blood begin to race?

The sleeping bud burst into bloom?

When will the flames, at last, consume us?... "

" Past The Point Of No Return

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6 months ago

It's the 25th of November, and you know what that means - it's 847 years since the Battle of Montgisard Happy Montgisard day y'all

It's The 25th Of November, And You Know What That Means - It's 847 Years Since The Battle Of Montgisard
6 months ago

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess


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6 months ago

"not all men" you're right, king baldwin iv could never

6 months ago

how did i never noticed he has that shit ON❗❗❗

His Little Golden Shoes
His Little Golden Shoes

his little golden shoes

His Little Golden Shoes
6 months ago
The Clothes And Underclothes From The Time Of John Uskglass. All Images From The Medieval Tailor’s
The Clothes And Underclothes From The Time Of John Uskglass. All Images From The Medieval Tailor’s
The Clothes And Underclothes From The Time Of John Uskglass. All Images From The Medieval Tailor’s
The Clothes And Underclothes From The Time Of John Uskglass. All Images From The Medieval Tailor’s
The Clothes And Underclothes From The Time Of John Uskglass. All Images From The Medieval Tailor’s
The Clothes And Underclothes From The Time Of John Uskglass. All Images From The Medieval Tailor’s
The Clothes And Underclothes From The Time Of John Uskglass. All Images From The Medieval Tailor’s

The clothes and underclothes from the time of John Uskglass. All images from The Medieval Tailor’s Assistant by Sarah Thursfield, 1st edition. (The new one is now out, but I haven’t as yet bought it. So many books, never enough money or shelf space)

6 months ago

tfw you see some stupid post that paints medieval peasants eating just plain grey porridge and acting as if cheese, butter or meat was too exotic or expensive for them, and have to use all your inner strength to not just reblog it with an angry rant and throwing hands with people. so i will just post the angry rant here

no, medieval people did not only eat grey porridge with no herbs or spices, they had a great variety of vegetables we dont even have anymore, grains and dairy products, not to mention fruits and meats, all seasonal and changing with the time of the year. no, medieval food was not just tasteless, maybe this will surprise some of you but you can make tasty food without excessive spice use, and can use a variety of good tasting herbs. if you'd ever tried to cook some medieval recipes you would know that. medieval people needed a lot of energy for their work, if they would only eat fucking porridge all of the time they would get scurvy and die before they could even built a civilisation. they had something called 'pottage' which was called that because it was cooked in one pot. you could leave the pot on the fire and go about your day, doing stuff and come back to a cooked meal. they put in what was available that time of the year, together with grains, peas, herbs, meat etc etc. again, if you would try to make it, like i have with my reenactment friends, it can actually be really good and diverse.

dont confuse medieval peasants with poor people in victorian england. dont think that TV shows what it was really like. dont think that dirty grey dressed people covered in filth were how the people looked like.

they made use of everything. too poor to buy proper meat? buy a sheeps head and cook it. they ate nettle and other plants we consider weeds now. they foraged and made use of what they found. hell, there are medieval cook books!

most rural people had animals, they had chickens (eggs), goats (milk and dairy), cows (milk and dairy), sheep (milk and dairy) and pigs (meat machine), and after butchering they used ALL THE PARTS of the animal. you know how much meat you can get out of a pig, even the smaller medieval breeds? the answer is a lot

if you had the space you always had a vegetable garden. there are ways to make sure you have something growing there every time of the year. as i said they had a variety of vegetables we dont have anymore due to how farming evolved. you smoked pork in the chimney, stored apples in the dry places in your house, had a grain chest. people could go to the market to buy fish and meat, both fresh and dried/smoked. they had ale, beer and wine, that was not a luxury that was a staple part of their diet.

this post ended once again up being longer than i planned, but please for the love of the gods, just actually educate yourself on this stuff and dont just say stupid wrong shit, takk

6 months ago

LJS 458 is a collection of over 400 recipes for medical, cosmetic, and culinary purposes, copied from both manuscript and printed sources. Include treatments for the plague, syphilis, epilepsy, toothache, sciatica, and others. Cremona, 1545.

Online:

6 months ago

deadass i believe in you 🫶

Buying The Supplies To Continue The Mask Soon 🙏🏼
Buying The Supplies To Continue The Mask Soon 🙏🏼
Buying The Supplies To Continue The Mask Soon 🙏🏼

buying the supplies to continue the mask soon 🙏🏼

Sorry if it looks like I’m flipping y’all off, but it’s as subtly as I could hold it in place lol

6 months ago

WE ARE SO BACK

Buying The Supplies To Continue The Mask Soon 🙏🏼
Buying The Supplies To Continue The Mask Soon 🙏🏼
Buying The Supplies To Continue The Mask Soon 🙏🏼

buying the supplies to continue the mask soon 🙏🏼

Sorry if it looks like I’m flipping y’all off, but it’s as subtly as I could hold it in place lol

6 months ago
A New Illustration To My Crusades Story. Raynart De Vos, A Templar Knight, And An Arabic Ruler Are Preparing
A New Illustration To My Crusades Story. Raynart De Vos, A Templar Knight, And An Arabic Ruler Are Preparing
A New Illustration To My Crusades Story. Raynart De Vos, A Templar Knight, And An Arabic Ruler Are Preparing
A New Illustration To My Crusades Story. Raynart De Vos, A Templar Knight, And An Arabic Ruler Are Preparing

A new illustration to my Crusades story. Raynart de Vos, a templar knight, and an arabic ruler are preparing to fight for the heart of this sweet boy 🌸

6 months ago

holy fuck 200+ followers

thank you all for following me for... idk what exactly, shitposts? cosplays? etc?

either way, im incredibly thankful, and couldve never expected to gain so many friends from posting on here ♛

Holy Fuck 200+ Followers

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6 months ago

ALL HAIL

archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

*crawls out of my hole to drop this*


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7 months ago

🔥 👑 Eyes Like Fire 👑 🔥

Just a quick little edit...

This video is not made for profit. All rights belong to their original owners. ====================================== Music: "Take Me Back to Eden" - Sleep Token


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7 months ago

am I the only one surprised that Baldwin IV hasn’t been canonized as a saint?

7 months ago

Non-fiction books and papers about Baldwin IV

I already posted about this before, but recently I saw that people were looking for books/papers about Baldwin so here is the list again:

Baldwin’s contemporaries:

The Chronicles of Ernoul - Ernoul

The History of Deeds Done Beyond the Sea – William of Tyre

Travels of Ibn Jubair/The Rihla of Ibn Jubair – Ibn Jubair

Contemporary books:

Baldovino IV di Gerusalemme: Il Re Lebbroso – Illaria Pagani

The Leper King and His Heirs – Bernard Hamilton

A History of the Crusades, Volume 2 - Steven Runciman

The Crusades: An Islamic Perspective – Carole Hillenbrand

Research papers:

Saint Catherine’s Day Miracle: The Battle of Montgisard - Michael Ehrlich

1174: A Letter of Condolence from Saladin toBaldwin IV of Jerusalem - Eric Böhme

A Leper in Purple: The Coronation of Baldwin IV of Jerusalem - Stephen Lay

Baldwin IV of Jerusalem and the Challenges and Qualities of Leadership - Declan Krebs

Baldwin IV of Jerusalem as the image of the ideal ruler of the Middle Ages - Ilyichev Anton Vladimirovich

Leprosy and the case of King Baldwin IV of Jerusalem: mycobacterial disease in the crusader states of the 12th and 13th centuries – P. D. Mitchell

Neurological evaluation of the leper king Baldwin IV of Jerusalem – A. L. Guerrero-Peral

The Body and Authority: Leprosy of King Baldwin IV – Mark Gregory Pegg

The Minor Kings of Jerusalem-King Baldwin IV as a Model - Aisha Marshoud Humaid Al-Harbi

An honorary mention:

Queens of Jerusalem - Katherine Pangonis (I love this book because it focuses primarily on women of the time and persons like Sibylla of Jerusalem and Agnes of Courtenay, Baldwin also gets a mention tho) - 10/10

7 months ago

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

7 months ago
Forgot To Post The Second Part To My Halloween Cosplay 🫶
Forgot To Post The Second Part To My Halloween Cosplay 🫶
Forgot To Post The Second Part To My Halloween Cosplay 🫶
Forgot To Post The Second Part To My Halloween Cosplay 🫶
Forgot To Post The Second Part To My Halloween Cosplay 🫶

forgot to post the second part to my Halloween cosplay 🫶


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7 months ago

In all seriousness I do understand your pov in a sense of seeing a character (or, someone from the real world) being misinterpreted and moulded into a way to fit peoples desires, it is something every fandom experiences.

I will add on however, that theres a general conceious within the "King Baldwin IV Fandom" that any fanfics or romantic acts or whatnot is about the fictionalized version of him from Kingdom of Heaven (2005), and not the historical, *real*, King Baldwin IV.

To my understanding, everyone has great respect for him, and wouldnt write about someone like that as it is morally wrong to do so.

However, this isnt to say people cannot take inspiration from his life to add to these fics, which you may be getting confused with, I dont believe this to be morally wrong, as its still very much in the realm of fiction, and not actually wanting to fuck the real king, just the one from the movie, inspired by him.

Everything else, the fandom is made of alot of people who are interested in his real history as well, with plenty of resources scattered throughout, if you do wish to learn more about him and his legacy.

You can always block what you do not wish to see.

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To answer your question to the best of my knowledge, he didnt have any suitors in his time because he took a vow of celibacy, both because he was essentially banned from fucking (to not further spread the disease), and possibly also to his own benefit, as to be seen as not like his parents, who were massive whores.

(in short)

When something gains more fame, it inevitably brings low-quality public. It disgusts me how King Baldwin IV is disrespected by shipping him with an Oc who doesn't even behave like in the Middle Ages. I'm not against shipping as long as it makes sense, besides Baldwin IV is a real person, how the hell can you create in your disturbing fantasy having sexual relations with him like orgies (he is a Christian and sick with leprosy). At least respect his memory.


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7 months ago

i know him personally and he said its ok

When something gains more fame, it inevitably brings low-quality public. It disgusts me how King Baldwin IV is disrespected by shipping him with an Oc who doesn't even behave like in the Middle Ages. I'm not against shipping as long as it makes sense, besides Baldwin IV is a real person, how the hell can you create in your disturbing fantasy having sexual relations with him like orgies (he is a Christian and sick with leprosy). At least respect his memory.


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7 months ago

yeah you freaks, atleast make him have CHRISTIAN LEPROSY RIDDEN ORGIES where he is absolutely ramming it with every oc imaginable, as long as they act like they are from the middle ages ofc ;)

When something gains more fame, it inevitably brings low-quality public. It disgusts me how King Baldwin IV is disrespected by shipping him with an Oc who doesn't even behave like in the Middle Ages. I'm not against shipping as long as it makes sense, besides Baldwin IV is a real person, how the hell can you create in your disturbing fantasy having sexual relations with him like orgies (he is a Christian and sick with leprosy). At least respect his memory.


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7 months ago

just gonna add a few 👀 (thank you for the tag, i love your blog! ♛)

@aurianavaloria @heathkrycek @arislukewarmiced-coffee @gaudybaudy @chicken-blitz13

Challenge:

How far can this post spread only through mentions, only those mentioned can reblog,

@nerdylittlebugcreature

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@0dividedby0haha

@nontheanon

7 months ago

The version of King Baldwin i created inside my head would never treat me like that

7 months ago

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL

“When I Was Sixteen, I Won A Great Victory…”
“When I Was Sixteen, I Won A Great Victory…”

“When I was sixteen, I won a great victory…”

Kingdom of Heaven Tober Day 28: Great Victory

@zomnommbie


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7 months ago
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