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TO MY BIRTHDAY GIRL

This is my puppy Kiri, she is turning 1 (seven in dog years) and was a good girl to sit still for the picture

LET THE COPS HAVE A CHUCKLE- MY AUNT WOULD EVEN STAND BY AND LAUGH- AND SHE'S USUALLY THE ONE GIVING AROUND ORDERS

I tried this and it’s kinda fun

come do the "would you sit next to me" picrews i found on twitter (and tumblr) with me!!

https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1873485

https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/230275

(no pressure) tagging: @kazemiya @ainescribe @thalaglia @dustofthedailylife @venusflwers @kaeffeinee @soleillunne @manager-of-the-pudding-bank @catcze @euniveve @snobwaffles @haliyamori @jingyuansbird @faesther @oveloof @heiayen @akiayama @https-furina @achy-boo @zhongrin @twanette @vennnnn-diagram @mhiieee @realkavehgf @yinyinggie ++ everyone else who wants to do it!! if you see this you're automatically tagged. no pressure though hehe

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

Ahem

…I'll try to draw less sketchily in the future

Hold up- I WAS TWO WHEN NINJAGO CAME OUT?! ...I THOUGHT I WAS OLD

Happy 13th Ninjaversary everyone! Can't believe this silly show has been going on since I was 9 years old. Have a low-effort meme to celebrate.

”She’s dangerous”

when I tell people I have a pure breed AmStaff puppy as a pet they say she’s probably wary dangerous and aggressive meanwhile this is who there calling “dangerous”

LIKE LOOK AT HER AND SAY SHE WILL BITE SOMEONE WITHOUT A REASON- you can’t

My childhoof's first English Swearword was thanks to this mna-

First of, Thank you for the tips- i think i wrote this like a year ago but still THANK YOU- Second, i love the hq's so much- and yes i also belive MK has adhd- as someone as well with sevire adhd- ANY WAYS THANK YOU, I AM SENDING A LOT OF PLATONIC HUGS AND KISSES- and a picture of my puppy hating her vest

GASP, ASK'S! Hello lovely writer! it is I, an fellow notefication on reader! SO can i get some Like Mk headcanons? and some redson with an bunny demon s/o? (Asking bc i love just imagening hugging someone witha fluffy as hell boobs as the gay af person i am) gender can be ither fem or gender nutrol Sorry for my bad gramer and spelling- first laungueg is swedish and english is my 5th laungeg so so sorry for gramer mistakes

Lots of love from the friendly snake!

some quick grammar tips for you before we dive in;

“with a bunny”

“i love just imagining”

“can be either fem or gender neutral”

“Language”, but otherwise, i probably wouldn’t have noticed you weren’t a fluent speaker if you hadn’t pointed it out!

MK has Inattentive ADHD, like me!

this form of ADHD makes it Hard to stay on track and keep a steady schedule, often needing it to be either; a) consistent or b) predictable.

MK has a Lot of fun learning new things, and is often found with his face buried in a book (usually titled “{this thing} for dummies!”)

when idle/not doing anything, he start spinning the staff around his hand/fingers like a pen

the bandana was a gift from pigsy’s ma! (his grammy)

he has, can, and will, rearrange his entire apartment to find something he lost

hates sitting still- the only time he’s found it easy to do so is in the Tuk-Tuk

he is “heavy footed” meaning that when he drives, he is almost always pressing down on the gas, consciously or not!

MK is a “Maladaptive Daydreamer”, and one of his biggest triggers for it is Music, a few of the smaller ones are Repetitive Movement (ex; swaying boats, rocking, moving cars), bright flashing colors (Mei often has to snap him out of it when he falls under in the club), and sitting still for too long!

MK has “fallen under” (Ex; Disassociated, Daydreamed, panic/anxiety attack) in multiple places-

once, in the zero-gravity club when a bright light beam flashed him in the eyes, and he “woke up” to Pigsy sitting on his bed rubbing circles into his back, Tang reading to him, and Mei quietly tapping away on her phone with a weighted blanket and comfort/attack clothing on.

again, on Sandy’s boat when he sat still long enough for his “Lizard Brain” to recognize that the boat was rocking, and “Waking up” again, with cats draped over him, Sandy quietly chatting idly while sipping on tea, and himself covered by a weighted blanket and holding a (warmish) cup of tea.

when MK daydreams, his head’ll twitch and jerk, hands twitching and/or clenching. sometimes he’ll start pacing and he’ll sway, lean a bit too far or turn around really fast and slip/trip over himself. he’ll make facial expressions and get emotional with the scenarios and worlds unfolding in his head.

((he’s woken up a few times to a demon with mind reading abilities wailing out “no wait it was just getting good!”))

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Red Son was- Unsurprisingly -rich.

and rich people? the wealthy?

really have a thing for “very feminine, looks dainty, could probably be royalty, can absolutely kick your ass into next week”

Red Son’s head lifted, raising an eyebrow at you, he stares questioningly, to which your tail flicks a bit, and you knock some of his pillows askew as you burrow into his sheets.

a soft call of your name, and a chair screeeeching over marble floors, and then a warm hand settled on your back, the sheets over your large rabbit like ears drawing back, allowing you to look up at him through your bangs.

he smiled softly down at you, head tilting as his horns glinted in the low lighting- those fuzzy bull ears of his enticing you onto your knees, fingers immediately running over and petting, caressing his ears. with a low chuff chuff chuff, Red Son melts into your touch, sighing softly as he slides up and onto the bed, and then your lap.

straddling you briefly, he settles down on the mattress in between your (verrrry fluffy) legs, hands settling on your thighs, fingers slowly gliding through your fur; just like your fingers gently squeezed and caressed and massaged his ears.

he smiled in a quiet kind of bliss when he heard the soft little “click tik click tiktiktik”of your teeth clicking together.

Potato dog

I just looked at mine... damn thats over 100

ANOTHER FUCKING PORN BOT FOUND ME AGAIN HELP ME

BLOCK THEM ALL- thats what i do :3

ANOTHER FUCKING PORN BOT FOUND ME AGAIN HELP ME

I but like 5 minutes later I got this…

…45 minutes

Character.Ai is fucking with me

45 FUCKING MINUTES

I’m gonna go mentally insane

…OH WTH

…45 minutes

Character.Ai is fucking with me

45 FUCKING MINUTES

I’m gonna go mentally insane

…45 minutes

Character.Ai is fucking with me

45 FUCKING MINUTES

I’m gonna go mentally insane

Oh- my gaw hes so- UUUUGH

Him. Drawn to distract myself from the news

Reblogs >>> Likes 🦐

There fucking sick for doing that, i'ma be a good mom friend and keep an eye on my trans friends medicin from know on as i don't want her to get anything bad

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

...WHY ARE PEOPLE THIS SICK TO TRY AND SELL THESE THING TO THE SWEET TRANS WOMEN AND MEN!??

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

That an Kny(Demon slayer) oc- a demon in fact 0.0 BUt thank you she is the sweetest lil bean

AMEN IS WHAT I SAY AND AMEN IS WHAT THIS IS

I'ts my birthday( 11th may )

I'm a year older and a year closer to death Yepiiii

I did this with my rl friends... i'm a redson i got 2 mei's and 1 mk and then some others to

Red Son | Which "LEGO Monkie Kid" Character Are You?

You got Red Son! Absolutely 100% dramatic and hot-headed, to the most literal degree imaginable. Red Son is your average, everyday cartoon villain... or so he may tell you. He's actually just a sweetheart, but just desperate for the approval of his parents. He wants to prove to them that he can be worthy of being called their son, because he doesn't get to hear that he is a lot of the time. He do...

*takes the test thinking that they’ll get MK or Mei*

*My Result saying I’m Red Son*

Uhh….

*thinks about it*

Yeah, that makes sense….that makes a ton of sense. 

So I’m Red Son. 

@monktavious-kidsworth is MK.  Who else will be a part of our little light trio? XD

Good luck

anyone please ask your crush out like this

this is the best gay love story I’ve ever seen- I LOVE THIS SO MF MUCH AAAA

anyone please ask your crush out like this

This is why I am going to bed crying

WOOP WOOP- just woke up to so excited

New fic finna drop in a few days

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