zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...

Call me Zuzu, go by They/it/she/he, whanna know my age? Suck my di-

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2 years ago
New Fic Finna Drop In A Few Days

New fic finna drop in a few days

@zuzuthesnake @chimemori

2 years ago

The way I have one of theses Au’s in A while as big RP room with the same people that are in the chat you’re in is funny-

stripper! lego monkie kid au.

Okay goodbye now *runs away giggling back to my cave*

@chimemori @zuzuthesnake

2 years ago

I think I have this one in my lmk folder on wattpad

*Literally dying from laughter*

*Literally Dying From Laughter*
*Literally Dying From Laughter*
*Literally Dying From Laughter*
*Literally Dying From Laughter*
*Literally Dying From Laughter*

2 years ago

Sup besti

................OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKED MY POST!!!!!!!!!!! MY IDOL LIKED MY POST!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

................OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKED MY POST!!!!!!!!!!! MY IDOL LIKED MY POST!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ummm hi sublieu I've loved your work for such a long time and to have you like my post is so much to me and I just THANK YOU

2 years ago

@sublieu you got a fan besti 💙

................OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKED MY POST!!!!!!!!!!! MY IDOL LIKED MY POST!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

................OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKED MY POST!!!!!!!!!!! MY IDOL LIKED MY POST!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ummm hi sublieu I've loved your work for such a long time and to have you like my post is so much to me and I just THANK YOU

2 years ago

Let me just… ok got 5

“Let them laugh, bully and miss judge you, then Show them how ape shit crazy you can be” -Grandma(moms side)

“You won’t be the best at everything in life but it’s the effort you put in for things you love that counts” -uncle(moms side)

”even if you look like a boy, you’re still you”. - 7 year old sister (the day I cut my hair)

“You maybe be called names that aren’t true, remember that you are a good and caring person on the inside” - older cousin

”Ok, you may be different but that makes you cooler and more bad ass”-my mom

And then the other once…

“You may be a teenager but you’re still an dumb and useless child that is to reckless for your own good”-My step mom(Bio dads gf)

”You just used me for laughs, I bet you go to those girls and laugh about how dumb I am! Your an horrible person and I hope you’re sister doesn’t get better!”- ex friend (who Gaslight and manipulated me)

”She’s not even you real sister so why worry so much about that useless little girl”- my bio dad

:| hope this is good

♪♪I have a challenge for you!! Write 5 wise/kind words directed towards you and 3 uncool words! And nominate people who should do it too!! ♪♪

Well I will do it ! Although I do not know if I will find as many as 5 !

5 wise/kind words:

1… I know you can't handle life, maybe you don't even want to exist anymore, but what about all those people who care about you. Have you thought about how they will feel when they find out that you are dead?

2… Don't talk bad about yourself kid! (Papa @zuzuthesnake ❤)

3… Hey kid if you want to die… That's fine but tell me before you do so I can tell you for once that I really love you...

4...Are you afraid of what you see ? Are you afraid of what you hear ? Are you afraid of what you feel ? Because no one else can see it, hear it, feel it….

5... Did you notice that everything that happened will never happen again? Every second, every minute , every hour is unique even people do not repeat themselves.

3 uncool words:

1...Kill yourself ! Can I bring you a razor blade you want?

2 You are useless, why did I create you !?

3... I have no idea what else to do with you , you keep coming back !

IDK DON'T QUESTION !

The people I nominate are:

@lunawasntthere @jaybunsblog @zuzuthesnake @monktavious-kidsworth Idk why but yes

2 years ago

I come back from making tiktoks with my amazing camp soom buddys to see this- tbh it aint even aprel fools anymore where i live so yeah-

Im leaving

I quit writing, it's too much for me. Read up while you can cause before tomorrow im deleting this account. bye.

@zuzuthesnake @chimemori I'll you both as well :(

2 years ago

It's allright you must have you'r resons and i won't ask if you don't whanna talk about ir :3

Im leaving

I quit writing, it's too much for me. Read up while you can cause before tomorrow im deleting this account. bye.

@zuzuthesnake @chimemori I'll you both as well :(

2 years ago

This- my jaw dropped and my massive head aches went away as I read this-

This- My Jaw Dropped And My Massive Head Aches Went Away As I Read This-

I wrote a narrative about a made up character going to the demon realm. Who wants it??

Check reblog section to see it!

2 years ago

"Your mom, no offens ___ :3"

zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
2 years ago

☆ Share 3 fun facts about you, then pass this to three of your mutuals! ☆

Hi!!

1 I'm not a huge fan of chocolate, but that doesn't mean I don't eat it!

2 I don't like the taste of meat (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜

3 Sometimes I have thoughts like, 'What if the world was made of cheese and people were made of fruit.' :-;

@zuzuthesnake @jaybunsblog @monktavious-kidsworth

2 years ago

THAT’S SO AWSIME AND COOL TO DO FOR ME!… I will give you a privilege of swing secrets art project I’m working on at the moment

How is your day going

How Is Your Day Going

i’m good how is yours ??

2 years ago

No worries love! And if you ever need ideas just come and ask me… I’ve got like 37 written down in my notebook-

How is your day going

How Is Your Day Going

i’m good how is yours ??

2 years ago

How is your day going

How Is Your Day Going

i’m good how is yours ??

2 years ago

Not me reading this at my granparents place in my Pj's on the livingroom chouch

zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...

synopsis: "Redson, forced into allowing his friends to sleepover runs into a threesome, how will things work?"

references: ⚉ ⚆ ⚇

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author's note:

cont. warning: Feminization, cross dressing, pegging, threesome, fellatio, [semi] hair pulling, marking, voyeurism, teasing, afab Redson except he has genitalia of a man, [mentioned] overstim

mutuals/friends: @zuzuthesnake @chimemori @mortal-mayhem @yellowaxol

𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳┆"All creations/edits belong to ©𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐮 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑; 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝"

𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙇𝙤𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜...

zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...

Redson lies on his couch, texting his group chat of friends when a sudden group call appears on his phone. Pressing accept to hear both Mei and Mk's voices in unison to get an answer as to why they chose to call this late at night, knowing fully well that he was at his girlfriend tonight.

"Well, we were wondering if maybe we could come over for a sleepover?"

"Yea! Since you're spending the night there it'd be fun for all of us if we came, we'll carry snacks~"

Mk purrs the last sentence as Mei nods in agreement, thinking that it wouldn't be a problem as they did make a valid point before shrugging and allowing them to come over. "Thanks! Mei pack our bags for the weekend I'll pack the snacks!" Redson hung up on them and goes upstairs to your room to change into bed clothes, wearing a loose oversized T-shirt with the caption 'Choke on it' when he hears the bell. Already surprised at how fast they came since Mk decided to stop using his abilities for mundane tasks.

He opens the door for his suspicions to be right, seeing them both stand at the doorway with pajamas and camping bags. Guiding them inside the house and putting up the bags of snacks and drinks they brought for the weekend. "Woa, your girlfriend's got a cool crib red!" Mk pipes up and sits on the sofa, stretching his legs from how comfortable it was whilst Mei puts away their things.

"Just don't touch anything you're not supposed to and you'll be fine" He replies nonchalantly when he hears the doorbell ring for a second time, bewildered as he goes to the peephole and spots a delivery man with two boxes and opens the door.

"I have a package for y/n l/n?" "Oh she's not here but I can sign it" He is handed the boxes and paperwork to sign as Mei peeks outside before greeting the man. "Looks like you're in for a fun time tonight" The guy presumes, making the redhead look at him in confusion and inquire about what he meant before he walks back to his car and drives off as he held the packages in his hands.

"What're those?" Mk knocks on the box to hear what the sound could be when Redson places them down on the table and reads the boxes' information, one having a brand he knows all too well, Candied I's.

He opens the box with a bright color scheme and spots what exactly you bought, A 12-inch, ribbed dildo alongside optional equipment. That being of the strap, vibrator button, and charger before hearing Mei's giggle "Gee Redson, you can take up that size? Impressive~" "No this is not for me!" He yells as his hair grows hot to the touch, Mk goes behind him and rests his head on the angry demon's neck to tease him as well "Didn't know these were the kind of things you and y/n were into" he kisses his neck as he whispers in his ear, leaving him stuttering and whiney when he felt the apprentice's leg press against his cock.

"Th-that's not true..." "Oh stop lying to yourself Redson" Mei stands in front, kissing him on the nose and trailing her fingers down his chest "Why don't you open the next gift for us hm?" Mk inquires and stands away from the blushing man, his boner evident through his T-shirt when he opens the second box; An almost transparent, lacey kimono robe with matching lingerie is revealed from the box as they laugh at his embarrassed stuttering.

"It's not mine I swear!" "Then look at the size number then, if it's not your size number then it must be her's" Mk folds his arms and sits on the couch as he watches the stuttering man look at the size; Size 66, medium. His exact size. "You ok there bud? Lookin' a little worried over there" He cocks a grin, basking in his reaction as he walks over to Redson and guides him upstairs to a bathroom to change.

"B-but what if it's y/n's?! It could be hers you don't even know!" He rebuts and tries not to enter, sweat dripping from his face before being pushed inside and locked. "You're not getting out unless you wear it and don't try to run away!" Mei holds onto the door as he tries to open it before stopping and looking in the mirror.

'Why would she ship me this?' He looks at himself in the mirror, staring himself down with the lingerie pressed at his chest, already loving how the color matches his hair perfectly.

He sighs and proceeds to take off his clothes, gently pulling the lingerie to his chest and removing any wrinkles found. Hugging his hips and showing his plump thighs perfectly before putting on the (almost) transparent kimono robe and taking out the elastic that held his hair, letting it fall to his shoulders and back before brushing it out whilst looking at himself in the mirror. Shocked at how feminine he looks.

It was no hidden fact from his family and peers he had the body of a woman, the only difference is that he had a cock between his legs. Not that he doesn't mind as it had its perks when ready. He sighs before responding to Mk that he was done changing as they open the door, their jaws dropping to the floor at the sight.

Thick, feminine thighs and hips, feminine facial features, and the hair alongside the lacey lingerie made him look like an actual woman. "See? Was that so hard?" Mei snaps a picture and walks over to him, gently holding onto his waist and playing with his hips before being guided to your shared bedroom; The room is dark with a few fairy lights sprawling here and there, they've seen your room during the day so it's understandable both you and Redson did not like lights hitting your face.

He sits down on the bed before backing up onto the headboard, Mk and mei following suit and going to either side of the bed before trying to make him comfortable (which he already was). "Now are you sure you wanna do this?" Mk looks at him with a skeptical look when he nods as Mei pipes up "What's your safeword?" "Stop." He gives them a neutral face before laughing along with them, receiving a kiss from Mei as Mk kisses his neck. Forcing him to let out a gasp when his hands reached down to stroke his cock as Mei takes off her shorts to put on the strap.

Mk turns the smaller male around and proceeds to have a slow make out with him as he takes the kimono off, groping his chest as he moans in the kiss before attacking his neck again to leave hickeys. Redson whimpers as he sits in the boy's lap, holding onto his shoulders as he allows the apprentice to mark him before feeling the weight of the bed get slightly heavier as Mei goes behind him to kiss him on the cheek; pushing down the lingerie to kiss his back.

As their hands roam the redhead's body, they lie him down on pillows before Mei crawls between his legs and help him out of the skin-tight fabric, his cock leaking pre as she strokes him off. Kissing from his chest to his abdomen as she grabs the bottle of lube on the bedside table, spreading an even amount of lube on her fingers before lifting his lower half and lubing his entrance. Staffing two fingers in to loosen him up as he whines expectantly.

Mk sits at the head of the bed and rests his friend's head on his lap, gently holding onto his cock and pumping it as he moans and whimpers; Cock throbbing and eager for a release already as Mei lines up to his hole and pressing the tip at his entrance, teasing the poor sub as she laughs at his eagerness.

"NGH!" He hisses through his teeth and holds onto Mei's arms the more she pushes, half of her already making a bulge in his stomach as he adjusts to the tight fit whilst getting hushed by Mk as he tries to comfort the boy. Mei already starting a slow, rough pace to knock the wind out him as he watches the tummy bulge.

Mk pushes his hand on the bulge before pushing it down the more Redson wails, wrapping his legs around Mei's waist; Moving from Redson to the side of the bed as he watches Mei do her work.

"How ya holdin up there bud?" He wears a cocky grin as Reason digs his manicured nails into the girl's back the deeper she thrusts, soaked with sweat, drool and tears as he screams in bliss before getting a gentle kiss from Mk as he palms himself through his underwear whilst watching Redson's facial expressions.

Redson's vision fades from black to white the longer he watches the strap go in and out of him, the ribs rubbing against his prostate as he tried not to cum so suddenly. Only whining when he felt Mei pull out and take a quick break; Getting turned around to lie on his stomach as Mk sits in front of him once more, gently slapping the tip against his cheek to give hints as to what he wants.

He gives the apprentice a lovestruck look as he sucks on the tip whilst stroking it, wrapping his tongue around the pulsing dick before sucking him down. Most of Mk's cock pressing at the back of his throat as Mk lifts the sub's hair out his face; Mei standing behind Redson's and rubbing the strap against his ass before pushing it in and continuing her original pace.

Mk gently holds the boy by his stomach as he stands up in the bed, leaving Redson on all fours as they continued. To caught up to even realize that someone was watching them through the shadows; "Fuck, Red~" They'd moan in unison as he tries not to pass out from oversensitivity, Taking Mk down the hilt and catching him off guard as his cock leaks precum.

Mei was too distracted by Redson's body to even pay any attention to her friend as she watches every mark and scar. Soaking in the sight of seeing her bite marks and hickeys as he pussy drips in ecstasy by the sight alone alongside the vibrator stuffed inside her; Mk on the brink of cumming the longer he thrusts down the gagging boy's throat, holding onto his head for dear life as he cums inside. Redson's swallowed most as some leaks from his throat and onto his chest and the sheets whilst Mk thrusts down his throat. Pulling out to cum on his face before sitting back on the headboard. Leaving Mei and him to cum as Mk was out for the count.

She grabs onto his hips and thrusts harshly into the sobbing male, soaking in the sight of seeing him whimper and cry as she milks herself of her pride by stroking his cock. Feeling it throbbing in ecstasy as he (desperately) hurries to cum, his begs finally coming to fruition as his sight fades through white spots before making a mess of the bed. Mei cumming shortly after and squirting all over the vibrator stuffed inside her puffy walls before pulling out and lying on the bed; The trio laughs when Redson tries to get up only to fall onto the fluffy pillows.

"H-how was that y/n?"

Redson huffs as he wipes a sheen of sweat from his face, Both friends look down at him before responding "Y/n isn't here, she left for a business trip and asked for us to take care of ya" "Yea!"

"I beg to differ"

They look at your glowing eyes in the dark before lighting a cigarette and puffing smoke through your nose, resting your face in your hand before responding.

"Do it again."

©𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐮 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑; 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝

zuzuthesnake - Just a normal human witha adhd that's all...
2 years ago

Fucking amazing bc i read a few of your storied... that i've allready read befor

How is your day going

How Is Your Day Going

i’m good how is yours ??

2 years ago

I was called a He... :3

So... i'm genderfluid but most people call me she/her, my friend's and partners call me ALl kindes of weird shit but never male- UNtill another 7th grader hit me. we'll tried to hit me with a snow ball threw the 2nd floor window in school. the nest day(today) i was walking from lunch when i here "Yo, it's the guy we threw snoballs at the other day!" and i turn around and another gose "aaah shit- he's a she... sorry ma'm" And i go "i would like if you called me dad, young man as your mother calls me daddy" and walked of. The screams of OO's and a scream of pure teror i heared from them while walking to my locker was so amazing

And thats how you traumatize 2009 kids my friends

2 years ago

I am kinda a lmk wukong hater but I stil thing Mans is funny but JTTW…

smash

im a wukong hater. thats it.

2 years ago

No sweety- i bite them with my fuking fangs- my friends hand started bleeding today

ಥ‿ಥ

Dose anyone ever feel like just biting or nibling on you're friend's and lovers? bc i do alot of time's and i do it aswell bc- i show love that way ig? Do i need help?

Dose Anyone Ever Feel Like Just Biting Or Nibling On You're Friend's And Lovers? Bc I Do Alot Of Time's
2 years ago

Dose anyone ever feel like just biting or nibling on you're friend's and lovers? bc i do alot of time's and i do it aswell bc- i show love that way ig? Do i need help?

Dose Anyone Ever Feel Like Just Biting Or Nibling On You're Friend's And Lovers? Bc I Do Alot Of Time's

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2 years ago
10000 Likes!

10000 likes!

I…I have an problem


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2 years ago

you can marrie them kid :}

@zuzuthesnake

Can i marry @jaybunsblog ? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! I'll be a good husband I swear! (idk what gender i ma ) 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜)~( ̄▽ ̄)~*(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜

2 years ago

Hmm…leat me ask you mother and god’father first, give me a sec sweetheart

@zuzuthesnake

Can i marry @jaybunsblog ? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! I'll be a good husband I swear! (idk what gender i ma ) 〜( ̄▽ ̄〜)~( ̄▽ ̄)~*(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜

2 years ago

My life flashed befor my eye's

Me, in school walking to spanish class: "My friend fucking left me on read, *cry*" An 7th grader: "HEY! IT'S YOU- i fallow you on tumblr!" Me: "i....AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaah" 7th garder: " Can you draw some NSFW for me" ME: "NO YOURE A SMALL INNOCENT CHILD!" then i ran away to spaich class bc i was hella late know

2 years ago

Hahahaha.... you don't whanna hear the reaction of my rl friend group to season one wukong from when i made them all watch Lmk season1 and season2- they burned every charecter

I swear to God y'all on Twitter are fucking RUTHLESS😂😂😂😂

I Swear To God Y'all On Twitter Are Fucking RUTHLESS😂😂😂😂
I Swear To God Y'all On Twitter Are Fucking RUTHLESS😂😂😂😂
I Swear To God Y'all On Twitter Are Fucking RUTHLESS😂😂😂😂
I Swear To God Y'all On Twitter Are Fucking RUTHLESS😂😂😂😂
I Swear To God Y'all On Twitter Are Fucking RUTHLESS😂😂😂😂
2 years ago

I make my Friends feel sick with my romantic and platonic lovers MUAHAHHAHAHA

The best part is how out herders go:

me: All and any gender

gf: She/Her/He/

bf: He/Him/she

I Felt Like There Wasn’t Enough Polyam Trio Art Memes So I Decided To Make My Own
I Felt Like There Wasn’t Enough Polyam Trio Art Memes So I Decided To Make My Own
I Felt Like There Wasn’t Enough Polyam Trio Art Memes So I Decided To Make My Own

i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

2 years ago

LMAO thats me and my gf and out platonic bf

I Felt Like There Wasn’t Enough Polyam Trio Art Memes So I Decided To Make My Own
I Felt Like There Wasn’t Enough Polyam Trio Art Memes So I Decided To Make My Own
I Felt Like There Wasn’t Enough Polyam Trio Art Memes So I Decided To Make My Own

i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned

❤️💛💙

( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)

2 years ago

Sweety it's an Headcannon that many people think of mk as he give's of a lot of Transman signs

I HAVE ONE QUESTION ಠ╭╮ಠ

Everyone who is reading this blog please tell me if MK IS TRANS?!

I HAVE ONE QUESTION ಠ╭╮ಠ

WHEN?! HOW?! WHY?! WHY I DONT KNOW IT?!╚(•⌂•)╝

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

2 years ago

ofc Sweety💕💕❤️❤️ I am you’re friend and I love you wary much- and so dose my gf and she’s mad about what that anon sent in…

ALL HAIL LGBTQ!!!

God bless you!

I know you are a kid because your english is terrible! Your friend got mad that I'm anonymous! And too much of it, you call me a cunt, I'll report it!! Satan was possess you!!

Oh you again! Hello!

I don't understand why you have a problem with me?!

Just because my English isn't perfect doesn't mean anything! Yes! my friend got mad because you don't have the decency to say who you are! You can report it, it just reminds you that you were the first one to challenge me .I'm sorry but I don't believe in godand satan.

And please stay away from me

2 years ago

REPORT ME ALL YOU WHANT MOTHER FUCKER! I am know to be willing to murder for my friends, and you are a cunt for being so scared of showing who you realy are and SATAN SPAWN IS MY NICKNAME SO I’LL SEND ALL HELL APOM YOU

And how are you feeling kido? Hope the jackass doesn’t make you feel bad bc remember you are loved by me and many more❤️❤️

God bless you!

I know you are a kid because your english is terrible! Your friend got mad that I'm anonymous! And too much of it, you call me a cunt, I'll report it!! Satan was possess you!!

Oh you again! Hello!

I don't understand why you have a problem with me?!

Just because my English isn't perfect doesn't mean anything! Yes! my friend got mad because you don't have the decency to say who you are! You can report it, it just reminds you that you were the first one to challenge me .I'm sorry but I don't believe in godand satan.

And please stay away from me

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