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1 year ago

An INTP view of life: Part 3

ENFP: what if we press both the accelerator and the break at the same time?

INTP: the car takes a screenshot, you want to see?

ENFP: yes :)

ESTJ: Get the fuck out of my car, both of you.

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INTJ: do you hate it that people are calling us the "sociopathic twins"?

INTP: Not really, it makes us seem even more unapproachable and intimidating. Look at the bright side, everyone will avoid us and leave us alone!!!

INTJ: that's true. I would actually prefer that. Look ENTP and ENTJ are fighting again, want some popcorn?

INTP: *HIGH FIVES*

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ISFP: How do I tell my crush I like them?

INTP: is your crush someone you think is out of your league?

ISFP: yeah....I think so

INTP: don't worry, tell them you like them and if they turn you down I have booked flight tickets for you to move to another country.

ISFP:....should I not be worried?

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ESTP: hey, I heard you are a chemistry student.

INTP: let me guess you are wondering if I have a meth lab in my basement

ESTP: Of course not, I am not accusing you of that!

INTP: *leans in* My prices are fixed, 50% off for a six months subscription.

ESTP: I like your attitude!

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2 years ago

MBTI TYPES AS SIBLINGS:

ESFJ: the favourite sibling who gets along with everyone

ISFJ: the quiet, generous one who let's you have their cupcakes

ESTJ: the one who tries to lead but everyone thinks of him as a joke

ISTJ: the sibling who you come to when you have a problem

ENFJ: Listens to all your problems and is there when you are having a hard time

INFJ: Knows everything about you, but you know nothing about what they do all day

ENTJ: The sibling who would kill you and also kill for you

INTJ: Is emotionally suppressed but is always stressed and looking out for you

ISFP: would watch movies with you and encourage your hobbies

ESFP: is fun to be around and speaks up for you when you can't

ISTP: just too cool

INTP: acts like they don't care but they care more than you would ever find out

ESTP: fights with you for fun

ENTP: is the sibling who would say "you are adopted you know?" just to mess up with your brain

ENFP: is a bundle of energy and joy, always trying to get you out of your shell

INFP: tries hard to have peace with you but becomes diabolical when messed with


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3 months ago

Okay so in doing some comparing(?) between the perceiver and judger traits, I find my self more of a perceiver than a judger like I don’t relate to all the traits displayed on the perceiver side but I relate to more traits on the perceiver side than I do in the judger side (if that makes sense)

Alright….

Alright….

Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D

I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though

I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using

this chart:

Alright….

I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger


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9 months ago
Alright….

Alright….

Well you guys were right I am NOT an INFP :D

I am also NOT an ISFP or an ISTP either though

I’m kind of in between if I’m an ISTP or an ISTJ cause when taking multiple quizzes I almost always get ISTJ but when I tried typing myself using

this chart:

Alright….

I got stuck on whether I’m a perceiver or a judger


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2 years ago

I can’t believe people don’t know how cognitive functions work

Ti=titanium

Te=tellurium

Ne=neon

Ni=nickel

Se=selenium

Si=silicon

Fe=iron

Fi=...Fi

so if you’re INTJ your stacking is Nickel Tellurium Fi Selenium

Get it right people 


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Things about you that contrast every stereotype of your MBTI type

(and in general are extremely unlike your type)

Vs

Most stereotypical traits of your's

I'll start:

ESTP (7w6)

Unstereotypical:

I wrote fanfiction, had a phase in which i doodled everyday. Have had one relationship so far, don't drink alcohol and the last time i was at a party was more than a year ago. I also hate team sports with a passion. I love learning new languages and am a total TV show nerd.I also binge watch. Also I have never been in a physical fight. Lmao . Btw i also love to have philosophical conversations with special people and am generally attuned with analyzing my dreams and the meaning behind them. I usually take a lot of time to make friends (real friends).

VS

Stereotypical:

I love the gym , calisthenics etc. I love cars and traveling, and exploring new places with a passion. I generally prefer being outdoors to indoors. I like camping and sometimes am a adrenaline junkie.


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