19天 - Blog Posts
mo guan shan: *crying*
he tian: what happaned!? did somebody hurt you? tell me, i swear i'm gonna kill them-
mo guan shan: i'm just cutting onions.
he tian, at night: listen here, you stupid onion-
he tian: i need to lose some weight. you've spoiled me, redhead.
mo guan shan: fuck no *cooks 10 times more*
40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.
40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.
mo guan shan: i've no idea how it happened, but he tian and i know each other so well that we finish-
he tian: each other's sentences.
mo guan shan: don't interrupt me.
we all know that little mo has a praise kink, right?? he tian knows for sure, because apparently he also has a kink on mo's praise kink.
he tian: how cute!
mo guan shan, petting a dog: yeah, who's a good boy?
he tian:
he tian: um, yeah. of course. the dog, mhm.
he tian: what are you thinking about?
mo guan shan: nothing special, just dreaming...
mo's dreams:
he tian: excuse me everyone, SEX! now that i have your attention...
mo guan shan: you don't have our attention.
he tian: MONEY!
mo guan shan: i'm listening.
jian yi: you had me at sex.
he tian: pervert.
zhan zheng xi: you have our attention just by screaming anything.
he tian: good to know. AAAAAAAAAAA
he tian: i want to wake up with you every morning.
mo guan shan: i get up at 6:00.
he tian: *covers his face*
mo guan shan: …forget what i said.
he tian is, like, on a completely different level. this man kissed his beloved one on the cheek, and boom, they're already married.
*he tian and mo guan shan snuglled up in bed*
he tian: *beams*
mo: what are you smiling at?
he tian: imagine, i wake up, and my husband turns out to be a man from my dreams!
mo guan shan, chuckling: you're disgusting. *kisses he tian*
*tian and guan shan, watching harry potter and the half-blood prince together*
he tian: hey redhead, what do you think amortentia would smell like for you?
mo guan shan: i dunno… mom's pie probably. and yours?
he tian: you. mine would smell of you.
he tian: i wanna fuck you.
mo guan shan: you're already fucking my brains out every day.
mo guan shan: i have a gift for you.
mo guan shan: *embraces he tian*
he tian: oh, thank you, little mo. i couldn't even dream of such a thing.
mo guan shan:
mo guan shan, flushed: it wasn't the gift.
*new year's eve*
he tian: *reaching for one dish*
mo guan shan: it's for later!
he tian: *reaching for another dish*
mo guan shan: it's for later!
he tian: *reaching for guan shan*
mo guan shan: it's for later! *blushes*
*doorbell rings*
he tian: oh no oh shit fuck fuck fuck, i forgot to defrost the chicken! okay google, how to defrost the chicken in 5 seconds? oh my god, i'm in deep shit! what should i do? oh no, guan shan will kill me!
he tian, tired after a long day at work: hey, guan shan, can you do that thing that makes me happy?
mo guan shan: *smiles*
he tian: yeah, thank you.
I posted 76 times in 2021
58 posts created (76%)
18 posts reblogged (24%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 0.3 posts.
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#jian yi - 16 posts
#zhan zheng xi - 12 posts
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#i have a feeling that someone has already joked this very joke in the 19 days fandom
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
he tian: do you have two tongues in your mouth? mo guan shan: no. he tian: do you want to?
218 notes • Posted 2021-10-31 22:57:40 GMT
#4
guan shan fell asleep thinking about tian's words.
246 notes • Posted 2021-11-30 17:15:23 GMT
#3
did I understand correctly that the whole 19 days fandom quietly agrees that future-mo guan shan usually sleeps on he tian's chest? and when tian has nightmares, he buries himself in the redhead's neck, and redhead hugs him and kisses the top of his head? and little mo loves when tian sneaks up and unexpectedly embraces and pecks him while he cooks, but still feigns annoyance? and that they can't watch a movie properly because they're always distracted by each other?
i like that.
279 notes • Posted 2021-11-20 20:40:46 GMT
#2
little mo is little indeed~
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361 notes • Posted 2021-12-05 13:28:47 GMT
#1
mo guan shan: *chops vegetables*
he tian: *puts a dirty plate in the sink and leaves*
mo guan shan: *chops two times faster and louder*
he tian: *comes back in a hurry and starts washing all the dishes*
mo guan shan: *chops vegetables at a normal pace again*
421 notes • Posted 2021-12-08 17:59:04 GMT
i guess tianshan has completely engulfed me
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he tian: little mo, did you know that 0.3 seconds of eye contact is enough for a person to feel attracted to someone or fall in love with them?
mo guan shan: this is complete bullshit.
he tian: well, it's only been 15 seconds, and i'm not just in love with you anymore, i love you more than anything in the world, you're my sun, the only ray of light in the darkness of my life. so it's true.
he tian: you're such a bad boy, little mo~
mo guan shan: yeah, i guess i am...
he tian: huh?
mo guan shan, upset: i accidentally hit a dog.
zhan zheng xi: *kisses jian yi's hand*
zhan zheng xi: happy one year, love.
jian yi: ...
jian yi: actually, i'm 20...
mo guan shan: *struggling to open a jar of pickles*
he tian: do you need help with that?
mo guan shan: *smashes a jar on the floor and takes out a pickle from a pile of shards*
mo guan shan: no.
jian yi: what if we call our band «this band», so every time someone asks “are you listening to this band?” no one will understand which band they're talking about?
he tian: this is your best idea, jian yi!
zhan zheng xi: why are you trying to make life difficult for other people?
mo guan shan: so... everyone will be confused because of the name, and we will lose potential fans and money?
*3 months after they started living together*
he tian: ah, guan shan, now i have a plump tummy because of you. i need to exercise more to get back in shape.
mo guan shan, smiling: finally you eat normally and don't skip meals... you don't have to lose weight, tian. i love your smile more than the perfect body.
he tian: *almost crying*
he tian: little mo, you look sick. you might be lacking vitamin me~
mo guan shan: and you might be lacking brains.