19天 - Blog Posts
he tian knows perfectly well that guan shan is afraid of the public and cares about opinion of others, but still hugs him on the street. it's not because he's indifferent to mo's feelings, he just needs some tenderness and help himself. those bags under tian's eyes and chapped lips... he tries to smile for the redhead, but he's still exhausted. the moment guan shan steps out of his apartment, he tian will break down.
jian yi: gay panic
zhan zheng xi: hidden gay panic
he tian: protective mode
mo guan shan: self-concious, but loved
the owner actually showed up😳
he tian when mo comes into view: i'm dead. i think i'm dead! oh! time's going by really, really, really slow and my heart's beating backwards!
zhan zheng xi: ...
zhan zheng xi: what makes you think your heart's beating backwards?
he tian: well, normally it goes “goop boop” and and now it's going “boop gooooop, boop goooooooooooop”!
jian yi: xixi! he's really dying!!
zhan zheng xi: *disappointed silence*
mo guan shan: *chops vegetables*
he tian: *puts a dirty plate in the sink and leaves*
mo guan shan: *chops two times faster and louder*
he tian: *comes back in a hurry and starts washing all the dishes*
mo guan shan: *chops vegetables at a normal pace again*
drunk he tian: *crying*
mo guan shan: hey, asshole, why do you look so fucked up?
he tian: you know, little mo, i have a dream, and so often it seems to me that it will never come true.
mo guan shan: what kind of dream is this if you can't make it happen?
he tian: i want you to wanna kiss me so bad that you don't even ask. or ask. it doesn't really matter. i just want you to wanna kiss me. i want you to love me. i want to be with you. but... you don't want to. so now i'm drunk and crying.
mo guan shan: i can't fucking believe it. did you ask me, huh? maybe... maybe i want to, too.
he tian: well... no? do you wanna kiss me?
mo guan shan: fuck yeah.
he tian: *crying even more while they're kissing*
he tian: i'm the responsible one in this relationship. mo guan shan: you literally just set the toaster on fire. he tian: and i take full responsibility for that.
he tian: if i say i love you, will you say it back?
mo guan shan: yes.
he tian: i love you.
mo guan shan: it back.
jian yi: does anyone know why tian is crying?
operator: 911 what's your emergency?
jian yi: hey man, yeah, see i'm cooking something here. i was wondering how much trouble you could get in for uh, meth.
operator: and you called the police to ask how. illegal the meth is?
jian yi: well yeah, i figured if anyone would know, it'd be you guys?
operator: *types on keyboard*
operator: is that jian yi of *address*
jian yi: no, uh... jian yi is not here right now can i take a message?
operator: the police are on their way, jian yi.
jian yi: aw, shit, nuts, i mean, yeah that's fine, cause nothing's wrong here, exept me cooking some meth, aw double nuts i sad it again.
operator: see you soon, jian yi.
jian yi: alright, it was great talking to you.
operator: it was great talking to you too.
little mo is little indeed~
if it was tian instead of jian yi, guan shan would really mean it.
Jian, reading a romance novel: Do you believe in true love?
Mo: I believe you’re a true pain in my ass.
university professor: he tian, why are you so late?
he tian: i'm sorry, professor, my cat fell asleep on my lap, and i didn't want to wake him up.
the cat:
HDJWKJDSKSKDIIS I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE IS LITTLE DEVIL TIAN IN THE BACKGROUND?!??!?
it seems to me that many has forgotten about this magnificent art💛
i am 99% sure that guan shan snores. just a little, it's more like a loud breathing, but tian still constantly teases him about it.
jian yi in elementary school:
guan shan fell asleep thinking about tian's words.
mo guan shan: i'm not worthy of a good life, i'm not worthy of having friends, i'm not worthy of you. i'm just a dumb piece of shit with an ugly face.
he tian: …
he tian: you know, little mo, you have 217 freckles only on your face, and i would give half my life to count all the others. i would give the other half to repeat to you every day how beautiful, kind, wonderful, incredible and amazing you are. i love you. and in a way you're right, because you're really stupid if you haven't figured it out by now.
are there any voice actors or people who voice fanfiction? I beg you, voice one tianshan work! just one! the whole 19 days fandom will bow at your feet.
sometimes guan shan wants to shove a tube of toothpaste up tian's ass. sometimes he actually tries. sometimes all of them, proponents of the «normal way of squeezing toothpaste», get together and complain about «these assholes» who «don't know how to use their hands». life is hard, he tian, jian yi and qiu ge are idiots.
and she li is... as usual, insane.
he tian: look, a shooting star! quick, make a wish!
mo guan shan: i wish you'd fuck off of me already.
he tian, a little sad: if you really wanted it, you shouldn't have said it out loud. now it will never come true, and we're forever bound.
mo guan shan: i know that, bastard.
he tian: *knows perfectly well how to tie a tie*
he tian: *also knows perfectly well that guan shan has never even worn a tie in his life*
he tian: oh, little mo, help me to tie my tie. i'm too clumsy and my hands are completely useless. you're my only hope.
mo guan shan: *grumbles, but still tries to do something*
he tian: *smug face*
although he tian wrote that he is ready to be a leash for guan shan, it is tian who is more like a dog. he follows mo everywhere and is ready to protect his redhead, even if he has to sacrifice something of his own/himself.
tian is attached to shan like a dog to its master.
i think oldxian is planning to rip out our hearts and make us howl in pain on christmas eve. we have to be prepared for tian's leaving... so cruel (ಥ﹏ಥ)
jian yi: xixi!! i have a gift for you!
zhan zheng xi: oh, you didn't have to-
zhan zheng xi: jesus christ.
jian yi: no, it's shrek.
jian yi, a 24 year old grown man: xixi... don't you think it's sad that poor lonely zebras can't sleep on their own? it's like... soo unfair.
zhan zheng xi: jian yi, my love, it is really sad, yeah, but could you please think about it later instead of when we're fucking?