212th Attack Battalion - Blog Posts
Obiwan AU
Okay, so when the Jedi find the clones and the clones are given up as property of the Jedi, the long necks concede legal right over them. But some of the clones are still children sized, right? So therefore the Jedi order have custody of them. But they still need to be trained into Soldiers so they stay on Kamino. But the Jedi still are their legal guardians so therefore they send a crèche master to watch over them. (Bonus if it is Obiwan because I have read Crèche master Fics with him and they are adorable). So the children clones now have more of a childhood and a parent figure. New shinies re coming to their battalions with stories about their childhoods that involve hugs and proper parenting. The older clones are baffled and soon begin to return to Kamino on their breaks to see for themselves. Soon the crèche master has a whole army as their family, demanding bedtime stories and hug as. Also, because of this new close relationship between the Jedi and the clones, the chips are discovered and order 66 never happens.
(Extra bonus points if this is Codywan. Or it could just be platonic 212th with Obiwan. I just want every clone to adopt this man. Someone please write this!!!)
Padme Amidalia asked AT LEAST once whether Anakin was into *her* or into her badassery. She was how he looked at Rex, decided it was both, and then proceeded to kick Palpatines ass in public for meeting with A 9 YEAR OLD boy when he was a senator.
Obi-Wan tells EVERY news station that asks that Palpitine KEPT ASKING until they HAD to say yes. Anakin reads it, thinking it’s about two different people and says that that ‘sleemo shouldn’t have EVER been granted access to a kid like that’!… a lot of things are put into perspective after that. Padme and Anakin bring Rex into their couple. Everyone is happy except Palpitine.
I’m in the middle of watching Citadel Rescue (03x20) and can we just give a hand to the clone who got to ride Obi-Wan Kenobi. Henceforth he shall be known as Rhyder, since he wasn’t given a name. I’m pretty sure Rhyder survived, and I like to think that this moment gave him bragging rights for the rest of his life.
LIKE
GUYS
Imagine him bragging about it...to poor Commander Cody!!!
Obi-Wan sometimes forgets that Anakin and Ahsoka are not younglings anymore.
Like, during the war, when it just started and he and Anakin were only getting used to it, Anakin would often fall asleep while he was writing reports. And Obi-Wan would just pick him up to carry him to his room and Anakin would wrap all his limbs around him and cling to him like a monkey.
When Obi-Wan picks up Ahsoka for the first time, she sprawls all over him and snores into his neck.
And he gets some side-looks at first, the clones are surprised to see such displays between their Jedi. But Obi-Wan just smiles and keeps going, shifting Anakin a little so his neck won't hurt when he wakes up.
And then he starts doing it to the clones as well.
One day he randomly found a clone sleeping in the hall and picked him up, armor and weapons and all, and brought him to the barracks. The men who were there at the time almost fainted when their General strolled in casually and asked where was their brother's bunk.
No one believes them then they later speak about it in the mess hall.
Cody almost has a heart attack the first time he sees it happen. Like, this is his superior officer, his General, the High General of the GAR and the member of the Jedi Council carrying one of his man bridal stile!
It was pretty early into the war and Cody was serving under Obi-Wan's command for only a couple of months, so he was absolutely certain he would hear at least some comment or even an order to punish the man. After all, he must have fallen asleep on duty.
But there's nothing.
Obi-Wan didn't even mention it. He just smiled at the clone the next time he saw him and asked if he was getting enough sleep now.
It just keeps happening. The war is ruthless, after all.
Obi-Wan carries Anakin, Ahsoka and the clones all around the ship to get them to comfortable sleeping places. Everyone get used to it fast. Some clones even make it a competition to fall asleep in the weirdest places to see if Obi-Wan would find them.
He does, every time.
The clones get comfortable around Obi-Wan very fast, seeing that he's not exactly what the Kaminoans promised them the Jedi would be. Sure, he's calm and wise and very nice and absolutely terrifying with his lightsaber but he's also kind and warm and friendly. They joke with him, even tease him. He smiles and returns the favor. And then Wooley accidently calls Obi-Wan 'Dad' after receiving an order.
Anakin thinks it's hilarious and teases them both. Until Obi-Wan reminds him how he called Master Yoda 'Grandpa'.
That shuts him up.
But soon after, Obi-Wan randomly drops adoption papers on the table in the middle of the briefing and says that he signed them already and everyone who wants can do the same, they just need to write their name in and it's done.
That's how he adopts the whole 212th except Cody, who looks him dead in the eye and asks him out.
He says yes.
And since the 212th now are considered Stewjoni, the rest of the clones get the citizenship automatically as they're all family.
Anakin sulks and doesn't talk to Obi-Wan for a week until a very confused Ahsoka asks him why.
"No, I'm very glad that our men have rights now, but he didn't even ask me if I wanted to be adopted too! I didn't even know the Jedi were allowed to do it."
"But he adopted you like, ten years ago?"
"WHAT"
"Oh, he asked me a few weeks after I became your Padawan if I wanted to become your sister too. I said yes, by the way."
Which leads to this-
"Why didn't you tell me you adopted me!"
"But I told you, remember, after our second swimming lesson?"
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING"
clone baddies wya
come get yall juice!! (tears)
hello there
CLONE EDITION
moving has been very stressful for me so pls enjoy these as i rip fistfuls of hair out of my head because previous tenants dont know how to take care of a beautiful 1920s home
(shakes you violently by the shoulders) CLONE SUPREMACY
besito besito para clawzfilms on tiktok for the original <3
sorry in advance to anyone expecting art or fanfic outta me capcut's got my ass in a hyperfixated chokehold
HE WAS IN THE WHAT?
CW flashing/strobing lights
throws these at you and scampers away on all fours
bonus
212th as bizarre t shirts
tag yourself im born to dilly dally forced to double march
Fun Star Wars aesthetic detail: ever notice how the paint colors on Anakin's podracer are blue, yellow and orange? Like the 501st, the 212th, and the 332rd company that Ahsoka led on Mandalore?
Au we’re Numa is force sensitive and after the 212th visit Rayloth they take her to the temple and they just kinda adopt her
Love the details and the feels. ♡
Today’s 212th feels are brought to you by Landing at Point Rain.
So I was on my eleven thousandth rewatch of s2ep5, crying over Waxer’s helmet and Obi-Wan recognizing Waxer and Boil before he could even hear them or see their armors, and then I started screenshotting. The results are in: Cody and Waxer are fretting ducklings mother hens. Behold:
Cody going nyoom.
Cody looking at Obi-Wan and not the map.
(He doesn’t glance at it in the whole scene btw).
Waxer sticking close to his General.
He’s the one to bring him to the square (pic 1), kneels next to him even after they’re safe (pic 2), stays next to Obi-Wan even after the medic has delivered the hypo (left of the screen, pic 3), and has come back to the same spot during the briefing, where he’s the only non-officer.
Like, Ki-Adi is kneeling too because he’s injured, sure, but there’s no reason for Waxer to be there except to check on his dad General.
It’s super sweet and I love it.
are those the non-regulation sunshine earrings that reminded me of commander cody? why yes, yes they are. ☀️ jewelry beneath the cut.
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sometimes when the 501st/212th have downtime they turn down the artifical gravity on the ship for funsies. yes this is canon actually mr filoni told me himself
I die every time I see this! Fives delivers that line PERFECTLY. It was nice knowing you Kenobi. 🤣
May I offer Commander Cody as a dragon?
Skye’s Akira workouts part 1/4 + bonus)
And yea, she is full of harmony. The padawan that Obi-Wan always dreamed of.
Bonus
if anyone was waiting for a duet