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Race: Try to look good for the cameras okay?
Spot: The best I can give you is a fake smile and dead eyes.
Spot the difference: impossible addition
Jack: You guys better eat healthy tonight, we have a rally tomorrow.
Race: *literally shoving sugar packets from the table so they can eat them later* Ok
Jack: Boys, what are you doing?
Albert: *opening up a sugar packet and emptying the contents into his mouth like a king being fed grapes, muffled around the gross amounts of sugar* Ignoring you.
Race: This thing between Spot and I is super casual.
Spot: I wouldn’t even classify it as a “this”.
Newsies: This is your wedding day.
Buttons: Tommy, are you okay?
Tommy Boy: Yes, why?
Buttons: Because you asked the cashier at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.
Race: See ya later, alligator!
Spot: Doubt that, sewer rat.
Jack: *comforting a little* You don’t need to act like something you’re not for people to like you
Spot: Yeah just accept the fact that no one likes you and move on
*At the doctor’s office*
Romeo: Any news?
Doctor: Just waiting for your x-ray.
Romeo: But I’ve never dated anyone named ray.
Doctor:
Doctor: And we might do a brain scan as well.
Les: *sneaking into the house wearing a large coat*
Davey: What’s in the coat?
Les’ coat: *meows*
Les: Drugs.
Katherine and Sarah: Every man that gives us their unsolicited opinion owes us 5 dollars and a frappuccino.
Spot: When you share really personal shit about yourself and it’s fine in the moment and you feel good but then a few hours later you’re like “why did I say that?!?!” And your brain is literally flickering the lights on and off saying “Welcome to hell!!! Welcome to hell!!!”
*at the beach*
Smalls: There’s heterosexual glitter everywhere!
Specs: Heterosexual gli- you mean sand?
Myron: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!
York: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much
Romeo: Do you think animals try to fit in and be relatable with their friends? Like do you think a cow is like “haha ya grass is rad!” but cries at night?
Spot: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that”. Like dear god just let me talk.
Someone: I don’t really like Crutchie
Jack: Unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, ignored, my mom’s calling your mom, you’re not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party
Davey: And what do we say in these situations?
Jack: My anxiety may be chronic but this ass is iconic
*2 am in the lodging house*
Race: Do you think Spot Conlon has feelings?
Albert: I will tell you one last time. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Spot: I have the sharpest memory. Name one thing I’ve forgotten.
Race: You forgot me and Albert in the Walmart parking lot 3 days ago.
Spot: That was on purpose. Try again.
Davey: not to be technical but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution
Race: I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I’ll get to you shortly
Spot: Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out on the next episode of “I think the fuck not”
Spot to Jack: You have the facial structure of someone who’s been curb stomped
So my neighbor, a cute little 10 year old, decided that she wanted to know why I hyped up newsies so much. And so, we watched it. And I realized that a 10 year old is so extremely extra. Here are some of the things that have happened since watching livesies.
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Me: *sitting on the hammock texting*
Her: *for 26 minutes straight* I wanna watch the crutchie musical!!!!! Play the crutchie musical!!!!!! CRUTCHIE!!!!!!
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Me: I love dutchy so much, even though he doesn't get enough screentime or love
Her: *from across the street* CRUTCHIE?!?!?!
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Her: sing the crutchie song!!!
Me: sings letter to the refuge while trying not to cry every time
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Who knew this cute little girl could be so demanding
📰 What’s this? It looks like another Disney character is coming to Cookie Run Kingdom?
Oh if only.. aha ✨Happy 30th Anniversary to Disney’s Newsies!!
sarah jacobs <333
davey sketch for u 🤲
happy birthday to @purple-1-0-1 !!! :D
spot conlon doodles....
