You’re simply ABAGS
 Assigned Brenda At Gas Station
So I signed up for a rewards program — I go to this gas station all the time for gas and snacks and their reward program looked worth it for how often I go.
But, inexplicably, the program thinks my name is Brenda.
My name is not Brenda. I don’t even remember any point in the online signup where it asked for my name. But the emails I receive say stuff like “Welcome to rewards, Brenda!” “Brenda, here are promotions for you.”
Who is Brenda