Adrilix - Blog Posts
ladybug: so yeah… i have a crush on bunnix
chat noir: me too
(fandom: me three)
ladybug: but she’s like 25 and lives in the future
chat noir: yeah this sucks
ladybug: … but alix is like 15
chat noir: oh
ladybug: and lives NOW
chat noir: oH
ladybug, yoyo-ing off suddenly: BRB I GOTTA GO TO THE LOUVRE
chat noir: hEY NO WAIT
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adrien: jalil, i would like to humbly request your sister’s hand in marriage
marinette, shoving him aside: dON’T LISTEN TO HIM, IT’S ME WHO WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST YOUR SISTER’S HAND IN MARRIAGE
adrien, elbowing her: she’s joking!! she’s joking it’s actually ME okay haha very funny marinette good joke
marinette: adrien you goddamn weasel stop trying to ruin my wedding
jalil:
jalil: alix what the FUCK is going on right now
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alix: nath i need you to hide me
nath: what why
alix: marinette and adrien have started acting weird around me and it’s really freaking me out–
marinette, from across the courtyard: omg alix!!! there you are!!!! *starts running over at top speed* i baked all these macarons specially for you please try some they’re heart-shaped and
alix: oh dear god there she is, NATH HIDE ME
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chat noir: hey my bunny lady, would you like this rose as a token of my l–
alix, walking fast: i am suddenly allergic to every flower sorry
chat noir: well how about a carrot instead? i could carve little hearts into it!
alix, walking faster: i need to turn into timebreaker and murder you again
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alix: so you’re telling me, marinette is ladybug and adrien is chat noir
fluff: yes
alix:
alix: okay that explains a lot
alix:
alix:
alix: i’m gonna go back in time and tell them
fluff: NO
IT’S AU TIME, LADS!
Heathers AU for Miraculous Ladybug.
Alix Kubdel as Veronica Sawyer.
Adrien Agreste as Jason “JD” Dean.
Chloé Bourgeois as Heather Chandler.
Lila Rossi as Heather Duke.
Kagami Tsuguri as Heather McNamara.
Mylene Haprele as Martha Dunnstock.
Luka Couffaine and Nathaniel Kurtzberg as (not so sporty) Ram Sweeney and Kurt Kelly.
Can be portrayed as Adrilix as Chlolix.
Sorry not sorry, but Adrien and Alix in the nutshell
Alix: *draws a portrait of Adrien*
Adrien: *enters the room* Alix, I-
Alix: What in the name of Pierre Gasly do you need this time? Can't you see I'm preparing you a birthday present- *covers her mouth with her hands*
Adrien, blushing: I thought that you would kiss me again as a gift.
Finally some good food.
guys in stoneheart part 2 why does adrien’s locker have alix’s rollerblade? like do they have the same rollerblade? did adrien steal her rollerblade? did adrien open alix’s locker on accident? (how would he even do that) i need answers