Ahem - Blog Posts
random fantasy au i came up with doodling random tgchk designs…. himiko is a moth princess from another planet and ochako is a moon villager that explores the galaxy until she finds himikos planet while travelling💫🦋🌕🌌
well, you guys crushed that one.
on to the next!
(everyone thank anon for cottagecore milkmaid diluc)
"I head canon -character's name- to be a ped0/gr00mer !!!"
People when they realize that pedophilia and grooming are two serious issues that aren't a 'quirky' 'silly' thing that shouldn't be headcanoned to a silly little anime character.
Hhhhhhhh anyone got Amazon links or something to Pikmin plushies?? I wanna channel my inner Dandori skills and throw Pikmin around in real life XD
They would also make a great addition to The Birdcage!
...No I will not elaborate-
I’m glad some people were pointing out Donnie’s lil glasses in the last post because there’s a story to how he got em💜
Donnie was a bit of a salty baby but Carol knew something else was going on…
the way people are inclined to believe jonah magnus who doesn’t believe in fate/bloodlines and who longed to become an immaterial extension of a fear ‘deity’ is more likely to be tory-aligned than og!elias who was raised to believe he is better and more deserving simply because he is a bouchard is honestly. very strange
happy mother's day to the mother who really mothered
also happy mother's day to this cunt too ig
sakuyama is so good we need more people in on this shit come onnnnn
I love ur writing the description u do and the literature in it why don't u write ahem
I don't write ahem because ahem I don't really know how to, plus ahem I don't really read ahem that much because i'm not really into them but when i'm on ahem (period, ovulation) maybe MAYBE i will read ahem.
so ahem excuse me i don't think i will write ahem stuff.
If yes or used to please say in the tags whats it's name,what animal it is and how old it is"
No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from your pleasure and from making you cum
for the requests: 24 but like,, the opposite?? do whatever you want but also have this embarrassing story of mine for free because i have LIVED this and it is HORRIBLE!! I don’t know what was going through my mind but it was my friends bday and she went to give me a fist bump but instead of returning it I just grabbed her fist with my hand (scissors beats rock style) and we both stood there in silence for a moment staring at our hands until I turned it into a sort of handshake when I just started to shake where I had her fist gripped in my own hand up and down for a solid 10 seconds
24. "confusing a handshake for a fist bump" - but the opposite lmao
minyard-josten rivalry, y'all know where it's at
so these two dumbasses keep their relationship a secret from everyone, including their managers and PR team
anyways, i imagine that there's some sort of pre-game interview happening, to create some hype for the shitshow that's going to be a minyard v josten game
the problem is... no one knows how to predict their moves
andrew's PR team tells him to be professional — maybe shake neil's hand instead of ignoring it like how he always does
neil's PR team tells him to do something more casual, to reduce the animosity he's such a natural at creating
you can probably see where this is going...
so. andrew, neil, and few people from each of their teams come out in front of the cameras
the teammates + managers on the sides are just staring very intently at andrew and neil
neil sighs and shoves out his hand for a first bump with his boyfriend of very many years
andrew however. look, he hasn't seen neil in weeks and he the cats miss him and give andrew lots of sad meows and really seeing neil is a relief so his children not his children, his CATS, can stop being so upset
basically, he has a bit of a gay panic while looking at neil — the shape of his face, his eyes, his hair (good lord, that needed to be cut three years ago)
and so when neil puts out his hand in greeting, andrew really can't be blamed for being distracted!
he slams his fingers into neil's fist.
they stare at each other for a few moments as the only sound is cameras flashing. slowly, andrew curls his fingers just as neil straightens out his fist bump.
neil's hand now gets stuck in andrew's fist.
andrew blinks at their joined hands, promptly lets go of neil's fingers, and turns around to walk away. his teammates try to grab onto him to bring him back but like honestly most of them are laughing too hard to do anything
so the game continues as usual (with a little bit of teasing towards neil and andrew by their teammates)
and at the end of the game during the handshakes, one of the announcers says "minyard! josten! maybe figure out if it's handshake or fist bump beforehand this time!"
andrew internally flips off the cameras
(it's only not external because he knows aaron's kids are watching the game tonight and he is determined to be the more mature uncle out of him and neil)
so instead of making a fool of himself again, andrew decides to just nod at neil and walk away
no sooner than a second later though, he feels a bonk on his head. neil just bonked him. on the head. in front of millions of people.
he has to salvage his reputation so he puts his hands up in a threatening gesture and says something menacingly, but no one in the audience can hear what he says
all they see is andrew looking scary and neil... doubled over laughing
instantly, there are whispers going around the stadium about what happened, so neil's coach is like 'nah we aren't letting this kid do the pre and post-game interviews' — andrew had accounted for this in his attempt to rebuild his persona
so they try to sneak neil out the back, but what andrew hadn't accounted for was a sneaky reporter who catches sight of neil and asks loudly "what was andrew minyard saying to you on the court?"
neil smirks and draws up to his full height (which frankly, is still tiny enough for andrew to give kisses without too much strain. it was the ideal height gap, if anyone asked him. not that anyone was asking him this)
"well," neil said. "he said rock" — neil makes a fist bump — "paper" — he extends an arm out for a handshake — "and then... " — neil makes a scissor symbol — "snip snip motherfucker. we're cutting your hair when we get home."
"wait, you two live together— "
Had this idea for a while now-
Reader joining the group in season 1 or 2, and yeah everything's okay and stuff but they like. Do not trust Rick. At all. Not because he's a bad person or anything personal, but he's a cop. And they carry really bad experiences with officers/enforcers of law. And Daryl just gets that, yk. Trauma bond n stuff. Like maybe they have a shared experience trying to call the cops for help but it only made their situation worse.
Still tired so (I think this is a full palette???)
I think the whole color palette for this but 🤷♂️
Amongst the reeds crouched a tall gentleman with his nose buried in a radio apparatus. The tall man had long, pointy ears. "Almost like a moomintroll" thought Moomin. "Are the fishes biting?" asked Moomin politely. "I am not fishing." replied the gentleman.
- Spocktober 16: Away mission in Moominvalley
I have GOT to write fanfic for that slutty slutty priest
Just causally watching them fighting again until this scene happened??? And help???( I have no words other than the animators DEFINITELY knew what they were doing here, no questions asked)
LIKE UH THEY DIDNT HAVE TO DO THIS BUT THEY DID??
"B-b-b-b-b-but GLISTENNNNN!!! THE CHILDREN YERN TO EXTRACT!!!! PLEASE LET ME SEND YOUR KIDS UNDERGROUND!!!! 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏" ~Dandy probably
Hey guys!!! It's me back at it again showing off my fankids cuz I love my fankids don't you guys love my fankids of course you love my fankids everyone loves my fankids-!!! *gets exploded*
This is kiiiiinda gonna serve as a master-post to these kids. Things may change, things may not (they probably will). I want to open an ask blog up for them and "their" Gardenview (which is just my super self-indulgent silly goofy hc Dandy's World where everything is how I want it lol with only a minor amount of angst). Lmk if you guys are actually interested in that!
I preped everything, and it was super fun. If anyone has questions please lmk cuz I would yap for HOURS about these guys they're my oobily goobilies and I will destroy a small to medium sized nation for them.
Below is a flipbook I made of Shimmer and Shrimpo. However, it is twisted Shrimpo, so be midful of that:
Ooooo spoooky aaaangstttt~~ I love traumatizing childreeeeen~~
Have a good one chat!!