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WORKING ON A HIGH SCHOOL KAI X READER FIC NOW LOLLLL...<3

Middle School Kai Anderson Headcanons

So here’s some middle school Kai Anderson headcanons because I’m having too much fun with this!! If you’d want any more Kai headcanons feel free to spam my ask box💌

Tagging: @undeadcortez babesss I hope u enjoy these LOL 😭 oh and my dad Kai fic should be done soon!! 🎀

Warnings: none

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* DEFINITELY had no friends maybe a few people he talked to but no one he can really say was his friend

* He wasn’t upset by that tho bc he thought they were all imbeciles

* Would have to be dragged out of the car by one of his parents when they would drop him off at school

* Faked sick a lot because he hated going to school

* Hid in the bathroom during recess until the teachers starting catching on

* When he would go outside for recess he would sit alone in the corner or play with his rubiks cube to make time pass by 😭😭😭😭

*Going up to other kids and asking them to play with him but they would all run away from him

* MIDDLE SCHOOL DANCES WERE THE WORST FOR HIM....like the worst

* However, Kai would still go and dress up in something sort of fancy n cute but would still have the worst time

* He once tried asking his crush to dance with him but she harshly rejected him hence the reason he’s a misogynist

* He was the try hard. Always participating in class to the point that whenever he would speak the whole class would groan LOLL

* Would threaten the teacher whenever he would get a grade lower than an A minus

* Almost got suspended for that^

* Was more than relieved and happy that he actually survived his middle school years

* And for high school Kai well...maybe things were better for him bc HE GOT HOT LMAOOO 😭😔❤️✋🏻

LOVE IT OMGGG

SHE MUST NOT BE THAT MAD ABOUT IT

kai’s old drug-dealing companion comes over to help him clean up after a fight with police. she’s still mad at him for ratting her out, but she must not be that mad about it as she ends up sucking him off.

warnings: smut!! submissive precult kai, oral sex (male receiving), anal fingering (male receiving), mommy kink, some thigh riding, drug mention, cop mention

words: 2.6K

“Are you fucking kidding me, Anderson?”

It was an average Friday afternoon before your former best friend and drug-dealing companion called you. You had been studying in your dorm that night, preparing for a psychology exam that was coming up in a week and you weren’t about to fail the course for a second time. It was actually pretty ironic that the reason you failed the first time called you away from your studies tonight.

And now you were in Kai’s basement, the last place you ever wanted to be again. The brown haired boy sat on his couch, looking up at you with a busted lip and black eye given to him by a cop just an hour earlier. “I’m sorry, Y/N,” he whispered in response to your previous outburst.

It’s been literal months since the last time you talked. It wasn’t just a basic falling out between two friends; Kai snitched on you. When he got caught selling Adderall on campus with his brother’s signature, he immediately ratted you out on your own drug-selling business. Luckily, you didn’t serve any time and left with a slap on the wrist and thirty hours of community service, but that could all change tonight due to the man’s negligence on being quiet.

“I can’t believe you got caught again,” you mumbled as you grabbed a towel from the cabinet by the stairs and made your way to the bathroom. You turned on the rusty sink and soaked the washcloth in the lukewarm water. You could hear Kai groan in the other room as he leaned back into the couch, waiting for you. Once you came out of the bathroom, you sat on the couch with Kai, delicately wiping away the blood on his lip, “you’re lucky I don’t do this shit anymore or else I would have blocked your number as soon as you called me. I would have been in jail so quick. Or expelled.”

Kai looked over at you as you ranted on to him about how dumb he was for getting caught. His soft brown eyes looked over all the features on your face as you patted his lip with washcloth. He always had quite a liking to you. Even after five months of not seeing you, his feelings always persisted. He was genuinely surprised you even agreed to come over. In all honesty, he called you with the intention of you actually blocking his number like you said you would. That way you would be a loose end that would be closed like he wanted to do for so long but could never get the courage. But, you answered and now you were back in his basement, on the same couch that the two of you once made out on.

Your relationship with Kai was pretty complex. Even after all this silence, the relationship was genuinely confusing to you, Kai, and everyone looking in. Kai was completely in love with you. He would crawl to the ends of the earth to make you happy, but he would never show it. Women made you weak, he thought. And the fact that he would often think about you bending him over the coffee table and fucking him with a plastic strap-on made him worry more about just what control you would have over him if he allowed it. And you? Well, if he had asked you to a year ago, you would have happily done it. You loved Kai to the literal moon and back. You felt a spot in yourself that had to be protective of Kai and to keep him out of trouble. Which was why you would never actually block his number… and why you were here right now.

You finished wiping the dry blood off of his puffy lower lip and moved to his forehead where some dirt and a little bit more blood reside. You tapped the warm washcloth against his skin as you spoke, the silence growing a bit awkward, “so why did you call me?”

He knew that was going to be a question to come up tonight. And he wasn’t really ready to tell you the answer. So he sat quietly as you patted away at his forehead, trying to think of an answer that wouldn’t drive you away. “I uh,” he started and pulled back away from your hand to look at your face, “you’re the only person I thought of.”

His words tugged at your heart a bit, making you look down into his striking brown eyes as he spoke to you. Your expression softened and you tucked a piece of his long brown hair behind his ear. “I missed you, Kai,” you whispered in response, your hand playing with the ends of his hair before chuckling a bit, “I’m still mad, but I definitely missed you.”

“I’m so sorry, Y/N, I really am,” he whispered, looking away for a moment. You could tell what happened had been eating at him.

You set the washcloth onto the coffee table and sighed before looking back at him. You shrugged your shoulders and leaned back into the cushions of the couch, “it’s in the past. There’s nothing you can change.” You shot him a smile, happy that the two of you were resolving this.

He stared at you for a moment, nodding slowly as he began to lean in. You knew where he was headed as soon as his eyes flashed to your lips. If this were anyone else, you have stopped them, but Kai was different. And it wasn’t like you hadn’t kissed him before. The two of you would make out on this very couch for hours, high and bored. It didn’t progress any further than that, though. And you honestly never thought it would.

His lips softly grazed yours, you could tell he was hesitant. Kai didn’t have a dominant bone in his body when it came to women and it was so painfully obvious. So, you closed the gap, pressing your soft lips against his busted and tattered ones. He took in a deep breath through his nose, immediately melting into your touch as you placed a hand on his cheek, the other on his thigh. His eyes fluttered close as soon as yours did, flourishing in the familiarity of your lips. He tried to hook up with other people the past few months but none of them felt right and Kai would give up mid-make out and nervously ask for them to leave. You were the only one for him, truly, and he knew it.

You deepened the kiss, pushing the boy back onto the couch a bit, his back resting nicely against the arm rest. You moved onto his lap, straddling it as you moved your hands to his shoulders to hold him down. You could feel him harden under your thigh causing you to smirk against his lips before slipping your tongue into his move, the taste of it making you moan.

Kai tangled his hands into your hair, whimpering against your lips before pulling back, panting a bit as he looked up at you. It only lasted a moment, though, before you started attacking his jaw and neck with wet, open-mouthed kisses. His stubble tickled your lips and nose leading you to giggle a bit against his skin. He arched his back under you, a whining mess beneath you as your hands began to roam his body, one of them ending up right above his groin. You hummed, beginning to rub the hard-on through his gym shorts and whispered, “Did you miss this, too, baby boy?”

You pulled your face out of the crook of his neck so he could look at you, nibbling at your own bottom lip as he nodded frantically. You squeezed his crotch just a bit before pulling back completely and laughing, leaving Kai to whine at your sudden absence. “Wh-what?” he stuttered, nervous he had done something wrong.

“Nothing, Anderson,” you looked over at him, your eyes not easily avoiding the tent in his shorts — and the tiny precum stain that was now on the blue material. “I just thought we were just platonically making out. Like the old days,” you shrugged at him, noticing him begin to sit up a bit.

“Oh yeah,” he paused for a moment and shook his head, “I mean, I would be completely okay if we kept going, but uh-.”

You cut out the boy by smashing your lips against his once more, earning a surprised groan from him. He immediately rested back down against the arm rest, ready for you to do whatever you needed to him. The thought of how pathetic he was, whimpering and whining for a girl, but it quickly subsided once you began kissing at his jaw once more, your hand quickly fidgeting with the band of his shorts. You slipped your cool hand in them, surprised to feel he wasn’t wearing any underwear. You hummed as you delicately grabbed his painfully hard cock, whining escaping Kai’s throat.

You pulled back from his neck once more and slipped your other hand under his shirt, pushing it up to reveal his torso. You had seen Kai shirtless before and he actually had seen you in just a bra and underwear before, too. But this was completely different. You smiled a bit before peppering sweet kisses to his chest, slowly pumping his dick. He arched his back, letting out low groans as both your lips and hand went to work. You casually flicked your tongue over the man’s hard nipple, making Kai toss his head back against the arm rest and moan out, “Y-Y/N!”

“Call me mommy, baby,” you whispered, feeling his cock twitch in your hand as the words escaped your lips. He nodded, bucking his hips upward in your hand as you swiped the precum off of his tip with your thumb. You pulled your hand out of his shorts and brought the thumb up to your tongue, licking off his juice and humming at the taste. “So yummy, baby boy,” you whispered before moving down his legs, rubbing your dripping, jean-clad cunt against his thigh as you moved down.

Kai watched you with pleasing eyes, begging for more from you and you were going to give him just that. You looped your fingers in the band of his shorts, slowly pulling them down until his cock sprung in your face. You were quite surprised at his length, your eyes flickering up at Kai for just a moment as you pushed a wet kiss to the tip. He whimpered, his lip quivering as he whispered, “please, mommy.”

He didn’t have to say another word. You wrapped your lips around the head of his cock, but not moving it just yet, swirling your tongue around the tip. He whimpered, bucking his hips upward into your mouth, begging for anything more, but you grabbed his hips, pushing them into the cushions. You pulled off of him for a moment, looking into his eyes as you whispered, “nuh uh, baby. Let mommy do what she needs to do.”

Kai nodded, putting his full trust in you and leaned his head back, closing his eyes as you replaced his cock in your mouth, suckling on the tip for just a moment before sinking your head on his length. Kai let out a deep moan, gasping a bit at the feeling of your mouth engulfing his cock. This was literally all he could think about for months and it was finally happening… and it felt better than he could have ever imagined.

With his cock down your throat, you paused, pushing down your jeans and under a bit from your body, your dripping pussy now directly on Kai’s bare thigh. He whined at your lack of movement, but knew better not to buck his hips. You slowly began to bob your head up and down on his dick, moving your hips in small circles on his thigh in sync with your bobs. It took a lot of skill, but you still did it.

Kai moved his hands down his body, his own hands lingering on his skin before tangling them in your hair, sort of guiding your bobs. You didn’t mind, though, moaning around his cock as you pressed your clit down to his thigh. The moan sent vibrations to his member, his whimpers growing louder as you moved your head faster, your eyes never once leaving his face. You rubbed your clit faster against his skin, the wetness of your pussy making it rather easy and full of pleasure. You continued to moan against him which led to more breathy whimpers.

You continued this for just a few more minutes until you could feel he was getting close. You pulled off of his cock with a pop, your lips immediately forming a smirk as he whined at the loss of his orgasm. “Please,” he begged under his breath before you brought a finger to his lips, hushing him. He nodded a bit, his puffy lips rubbing against your finger before you shoved it past them, earning a little gasp from him before he suckled on it. His tongue swirled around your finger, closing his eyes as you added a second one in his mouth, making sure he coated your digits in saliva.

You smiled as you pulled out your fingers, satisfied at the coating before bringing them down to his bum, rubbing one wet finger around his rim. His eyes widened down at you, nodding frantically and practically pushing his bottom onto your finger. You giggled a bit and whispered, “so needy.” You then placed his cock back in your mouth, pushing your index finger in his tight ass simultaneously. He arched his back, letting out a purely prnographic moan as he clenched around your finger.

You continued your own work on his thigh, your clit quivering against his skin. You were already ready to release, the sight in front of you enough to send you over the edge, but you held back as best as you could. Your head bobbed up and down on his dick, the tip of it hitting the back of your throat everytime without fail. And your finger was buried deep in his bum, delicately moving inside of him, your fingertip grazing his walls a bit.

Once you were sure he was ready for a second, you didn’t hesitate to add it, moving both of your fingers in sync with your bobs. Kai was being sent over the edge, the euphoria in his system so much stronger than any amount of Adderall could. He squirmed and whimpered under you, his cock twitching in your mouth as your fingers found the weak spot inside of him. All the squirming under you also going right against your clit, making it incredibly hard to hold back any longer.

Just a few more bobs, and a rough prod at his prostate and he was releasing in your mouth. You hummed, accepting all of his cum as he quivered underneath you, his asshole clenching around your digits. You slowly pulled them out of him, bobbing your head through his orgasm. Your clit continued on his thigh until your own climax washed over you, squirming on top of his leg as you came.

You shortly pulled off him afterward, swallowing all of the salty substance in your mouth before moving up to his face. His eyes were still closed, his chest moving rapidly with his pants. You giggled, pushing a sweet kiss to his lips before whispering, “next time, you must ask mommy to cum.”

Kai smiled at the idea of a next time, nodding in agreement. You laid down on his chest, him immediately wrapping his arms around you and placing a lazy kiss to the top of your head as he finally settled down. It was long after this that he fell asleep, you soon following him. Whatever this relationship was now, you were happy it was rekindled and stronger than ever.

tags: @mossybank @kitwalker02 @samsassinparvismagna @forevercountess @peterskindacool @thecountessesglove @kai-andersons-cheeto @imjimmysdarling @mrs-march-ahs @tatesimper @kitwalker64 @spider-starry @taikawho @kitwalkerangel @tatestripedsweater @milly-louise @blckyungblood @elaineygrace @darlingkitt

with the way things are going,I'm probably going to become a nun

♱to bother me..

This town is so boring.Like,everything is closed except for when it's summer

they make me miserable..

nothing,just writing stuff all over my stupid town🦢🩰

i can't stand them

⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˖𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗౨ৎ⊹ ࣪ ˖

♱𝐼'𝑚 𝑎 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑓𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟🩰🚬♱

I used to be @sweetstgrl111 ,but my phone broke and we couldn't fix it

♱⋆. 𐙚 ̊𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑓𝑓 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑒

۶ৎℳ𝓎 𝒷-𝒹𝒶𝓎: 𝐴𝑢𝑔𝑢𝑠𝑡 7𝑡ℎ

۶ৎ𝑀𝑦 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡:https://pin.it/4hy5bYTQQ

I'm a absolute slut for anything ranging from Lana to radiohead,nirvana & other/etc.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊I also really like old and vintage things

My favorite fashion era is the 60s,but I like anything from 50s-2010s

⋆. 𐙚𝑃𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑚𝑒:Lizzy Grant,Rory Gilmore,Sharon Tate,Brittany Murphy,Emma Roberts,Christina Ricci,Kate Moss,vs models and other

𐦍ℳ𝓎 𝒽ℴ𝒷𝒷𝒾ℯ𝓈/𝒻𝒶𝓋ℯ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓰𝓈 𝓉ℴ 𝒹ℴ,𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓰,𝓌𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓰 ℴ𝓁𝒹 𝓂ℴ𝓋𝒾ℯ𝓈,𝓰𝒾𝓇𝓁𝒷𝓁ℴ𝓰𝓰𝒾𝓃𝓰,𝓅𝓇ℯ𝓉ℯ𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝓰 𝒾𝓂 ℒ𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓆 𝒢𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉, 𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓰 𝓉𝒾𝓀𝓉ℴ𝓀,𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓰𝒾𝓃𝓰 ℴ𝓊𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒻𝓇𝒾ℯ𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓃𝓀𝒾𝓃𝓰 𝒸ℴ𝒻𝒻ℯ𐦍

DNI:pedos,prn blogs,racists,homophobes and other weirdos

₊‧꒰ა♱ℳ𝓎 𝒷𝓁ℴ𝓰𝓈 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓰𝒾𝓇𝓁𝒷𝓁ℴ𝓰𝓰ℯ𝓇𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓅ℯℴ𝓅𝓁ℯ 𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝓰ℯ𝓉 𝒾𝓉♱໒꒱

It do be like that tho

favorite american horror story boy 🫀

The Michael Langdon better known as the Antichrist

Is Zoe’s Last Name a Coincidence?

So maybe I’m reading too much into this, and maybe it’s just one big coincidence, but Zoe’s last name is Benson, which means exactly what it means, “son of ben”. Now, Taissa Farmiga previous character on AHS was Violet, and Violet’s father was named Ben.

So is it a joke that they picked Benson as Zoe’s last name, or reference to Murder House? Am I reading too much into this and it’s probably just a coincidence? Am I late to the party and everyone had already figured it out back in 2013? Probably all of the above...

Stand By Me - A Zadison fanfiction

A/N: Hey guys! This is an extract of my new Zadison fanfiction, a paranormal investigators AU in which Zoe does the investigating and Madison is a ghost. If you like what you read I’ll leave a link to the full story at the end!

"I'm here with Cordelia Goode, the owner of Miss Robichaux's Academy. Thank you for letting me investigate your house and agreeing to answer a couple of my questions."

"Of course. I mean it's not really my house. I haven't set foot in it since the repairs that were done a couple of years ago."

"How did you come into ownership of the house?" Zoe asked.

"I inherited it through my mother," Cordelia explained. "She bought it in the nineties when the previous owner put it up for sale but she'd never done anything with it. She simply bought it for sentimental value, because she'd attended school there when she was young."

"But you didn't?"

Cordelia shook her head.

"No, it closed before I did."

"Were you aware of the strange things happening there before you inherited it?"

"Absolutely not. I'd never been there, the building had been closed for decades so no one had been inside since the seventies, I think. No one had told me anything. I had plans to turn it into a Bed & Breakfast because it's a very big house, too big for me anyway, but after what happened during the repairs, I just closed it off completely."

"So you've never returned there?"

"I don't intend to, not after what I saw. My wife would probably kill me if I even thought about it. She says the house has very bad energy. Our daughters are a bit young right now, but I don't plan on ever telling them about the house. I'm not risking it."

"What sort of things did you see?"

Cordelia was thoughtful for a moment.

"Let's see... I slept into the house a few times overnight. I heard a lot of shuffling above my head as if someone was walking upstairs. I heard women speaking too, out of nowhere. A few times I thought I had imagined them but at one point they became so loud, at yet I still don't know what they were talking about. And one time I woke up and saw a tall man standing by my bed. That was the most terrifying of them all. Coupled with a few strange occurrences too. We tried repainting the walls but the paint wouldn't dry, not even after days, it just dripped away. The few doors that were changed were busted, some of the paintings I hung were taken off during the night. Strange things like that, which made the repairs impossible to complete."

Zoe nodded.

"Is there a history of hearing voices in your family?"

Cordelia shook her head.

"Not that I know of. It had never happened to me before, and has never happened to me again since."

"What about sleep paralysis? Waking up to see someone standing by your bed is a pretty normal sight when someone is a victim of sleep paralysis."

"I wasn't paralyzed," Cordelia replied quickly. "As soon as I saw him I ran to hide under the desk. When I looked back out, he was gone."

Zoe nodded. Then, she turned to Cordelia with a smile.

"Thank you for your time, I think that should be enough."

Zoe stood out and turned off her three video cameras and sound recorder. Cordelia stood out of her chair.

"You still want to go there? Even after what I just told you?"

Zoe took the cameras off their tripods and placed them in her bag.

"I'm even more interested to go there now. If there's a chance that I can finally record something tangible, I think it's gonna be in this house."

Cordelia set her and Zoe's chair around the table once again.

"You're a lot braver than me, then."

Zoe folded a tripod, placing it in a duffel bag.

"Or a lot stupider. That's what people tell me most of the time."

Link to the story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23892523/chapters/57439627

“The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.”

— American Horror Story, Season 1  (via intractably)

Me: I'm not obsessed with her! Also Me:

Her smile...it's so cute.

I'm going to cry

This is my daughter.

I claim her as my daughter.

I will fight you if you ever disrespect my daughter and her gender.

Now onto why I'm going to cry.

Season 5 Episode 5 of AHS.

Liz was talking about how she came to be. And it got to the part when her and Elizabeth were talking that is going to probably make me cry.

Okay so when Liz was in full femme. Dress, Furs, Heels, Elizabeth appeared like the vampire she is and said "I've been watching you." before saying some other things.

Then she said

"You look like a man, you walk like a man but you smell like a woman..."

AND KNOWING HOW ELIZABETH IS. I THINK SHE COULD TELL. It's like she could smell her soul. Like her aura. (I know she said blood)

*continues to watch the episode* *now is in tears*

"Why do you cry love?" "No, you don't lack beauty. You lack commitment." "Let me help you to become who you were born to be." "A goddess."

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB IN MY FOLDED CLOTHES PILE

I always wanted this. I always wanted someone to say this to me. Never happened but I'm still waiting. My mother? My father maybe? Someone? Please goddesses bring me someone like this. I don't even need them to be a s/o they just need to be a friend.

I'm watching AHS for the Plot! The Plot:

Bite me, bitch

I mean this in the most respectful way possible. Please bite me.