Alan Becker - Blog Posts
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I'm laughing at the idea that alan just fuck of all wholesome headcannons of everyone about Victim and the serious one's of chosen.
I love this community
Spoilers or not¿
guys GUYS HEAR ME OUT, FUKINH VICTIM IS LIKE DABI, BACK TO DEAD TO TAKE REVENGE (SORRY FOR THEBSPOILER IM SCREAMMING)
SPOILERS MI LOCO
MY FUCKING GOD SORRY EVERYONE BUT VICTIM IS THE BAD GUY????????
8 HOURS MTHERFUCKERS I CANT SLEEP NOW
AAAAAAAAAA CHOSEN MY CASITA
NEW AU!
ANIMATION vs STICKCITY
Well, this is an au that I had saved for a long time, saving little scripts or comics by hand, because I wanted to do something more different. I still didn't know whether to leave Animation vs Stickcity or another one but I realized that the other one, although it didn't sound good, didn't take my ideas initiatively. So the story would be divided into the daily life of the Stickman in StickCity (after the events of King) and how TCO (The Chosen One) goes to live with them reliving old memories of the tyranny he had caused before with TDL (The Dark Lord) and but lost without knowing where his dear friends Purple and King are, he meets someone peculiar. Here the humans are dead, thanks that they could not survive the atmosphere that evolved along with the sticks, leaving only vague humans (Alan Becker) but a company created something unimaginable.
one more fact, the AvA fights happened in different ways since this AU is about humans and Stickmans trying to coexist! and the technology of humans and stickmans is advanced!
So, This is my AU!, The prologue will be a little small, even so the story if I updated first on wattpad!, I do this since I don't see many stories of this type <3 and it's my excitement to do one of them for a fandom that I've been in it for years!, I mentioned before ENGLISH IS NOT MY MOTHER LANGUAGE even so I have studied English for 15 years and I will resort to google translate if I need to check something! Even so, the story will be in Spanish and English!
*･῾ ᵎ⌇ ✧ ❛ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐒
wayne: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
chosen: If?
dark: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
wayne, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
chosen, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
dark: what the fuck are you guys doing?
wayne: playing systemic oppression
*The group is getting into the car*
wayne: I’m driving.
chosen, out of view: Shotgun!
dark, turning to face chosen: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except chosen: WOAH-
chosen, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
wayne: How's the sexiest person here~?
chosen: I don't know, how are they~?
wayne, flustered: I-
dark, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
dark: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
chosen, amazed: Wow...
wayne, to chosen: Well what does that mean?
chosen: I don't know.
chosen, to dark: What does that mean?
wayne: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
chosen: wayne no.
dark: Mistlefoe.
chosen: Please stop encouraging them.
wayne, whispering to chosen, who’s on the phone with dark: Ask them something!
chosen: How are you feeling?
dark: Fine.
wayne: Something personal!
chosen: At what age did you first get your period?
wayne, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
chosen: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
wayne: Orange soda, please!
chosen: I'll have the strawberry soda.
dark: Me too, strawberry soda.
wayne:
*wayne and dark sitting in jail together*
dark: So who should we call?
wayne: I’d call chosen, but I feel safer in jail
wayne: Tell chosen about the birds and the bees.
dark: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.
wayne: Are you sure this is the right direction?
dark: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
chosen: In that case, we're definitely lost.
wayne: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
chosen: Okay, but in my defense, dark bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
wayne: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
dark: wayne, my old arch enemy.
chosen: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
dark: I have a life outside of you, chosen.
Dark: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Wayne: I'm a knife.
Chosen, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
wayne: I told you, chosen face flush when they lie.
dark: Why?
wayne: Look.
wayne: Hey chosen! Do you love us?
chosen, covering their face: No.
dark:
wayne: What time is it?
dark: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
dark: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
chosen: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
dark: It’s 2 am
alan, driving chosen and dark: So how was your day?
dark: We almost got surprise adopted!
wayne: What?
chosen: We almost got kidnapped.
alan: Oh, okay.
alan: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
wayne: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
chosen: Just rip the bandage off.
wayne: It’s dark.
chosen: Put the bandage back on.
wayne: Why are you on the floor?
chosen: I'm depressed.
chosen: Also I was stabbed, can you get dark, please.
wayne: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
chosen: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m good and dark isn’t
dark: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
chosen: *turning to wayne* How tall are you?
wayne: I know you snuck out last night, chosen.
dark: Play dumb!
chosen: Who's chosen?
dark: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
wayne: You have to apologize to chosen
dark: Fine.
dark: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
dark: Hey chosen,
chosen: Yes?
dark: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
chosen:
chosen: Where’s wayne?