Alan Becker - Blog Posts
wayne: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
chosen: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
wayne: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
dark: edible
wayne: Hey, chosen? Can I get some dating advice?
chosen: Just because I’m with dark doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
wayne: If chosen and I were drowning, who would you save?
dark: You two can’t swim?
chosen: It’s a hypothetical question, dark! who would you save?
dark: my time and effort.
chosen: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
wayne: We got spring water
chosen: NO.
dark: with EXTRA minerals
wayne: it's like licking a stalagmite
chosen: DON'T COME HOME.
dark: Mmmmm cave water
wayne: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
chosen: You people already know too much about me.
dark: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
folks if you're wondering i'm using the name wayne referring to y/n and i think its obvious
wayne: If you had to choose between chosen and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? dark: That depends, how much money are we taking about? chosen: dark! wayne: 63 cents. dark: I'll take the money. chosen: DARK!!!
wayne, texting chosen: chosen! Help I’m being kidnapped dark: Where are you? wayne: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. chosen: I’ll call dark. dark, answering their cell: Y’ello? chosen: Where’s wayne? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. dark: wayne? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- dark: dark: I’ll call you back. hangs up dark: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! wayne: WHO ARE YOU?!
wayne: What did you do with dark's body? chosen: What didn’t I do with the body? wayne: chosen: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
wayne: chosen, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
chosen: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
wayne: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask dark.
wayne, negotiating with chosen: We have dark. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
dark: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
wayne:
dark: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
wayne: DARK STOP
chosen: While I’m gone, dark, you’re in charge.
wayne: Yes!!!
chosen, whispering: dark, you’re secretly in charge.
dark: Obviously.
dark: wayne, can I talk to you for a second?
wayne: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and chosen are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
dark: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
wayne: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
chosen: You need to stop.
Dark: Here's some advice
chosen: I didn't ask for any
Dark: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
chosen: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
wayne: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
chosen: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Wayne is your name way/ne
Idea of the name not mine, credit of the person in the twitter
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Becker please come to the front desk?
alan becker, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to chosen and dark
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
chosen and dark, simultaneously: We got lost
Alan becker: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
hello! I'm just here to make some incorrect quotes or correct Quotes from AvA/Animations vs Animator by Alan Becker with the exception that it will be from my AU <3, I'm a basic level writer and artist, please, if you don't like my content, don't put hate or defame bad things, the only intention is to have fun <3
And little drawings too!
Phone drawings
(On third pic u see mine and @mryukii s sonic oc I did for fun)
And more phone drawings!
Something I did right after AVA11
Crossover
Rain world x Animations vs Animator
My Fault (part1)
(This comic is being rewritten)
Next part
Happy October! It's the perfect time of the year to gather around the fire, roast some marshmallows, and tell horror stories about that time you and your roommates took in a monster that broke into your house!
My Fault (part21)
First part / Previous part / Next part
First part / Previous part / Next part
Animation VS Addiction is so peak
Something's off
She's not the best actor