Alcohol Mention - Blog Posts

Every time somebody asks Billy why he doesn’t do a thing half the time he answers with “House number [insert number here]” and the JL eventually don’t question him further and just apologise before shuffling away awkwardly.

Billy Batson answering (as Captain Marvel) the question of why he doesn't join in for a drink with the group after being pressured for the 800th time, this time by Guy, who already pisses Billy off in general tho he tries to hide it.

"House number 5. I don't drink."

"what the hell does that mean?"

"foster home number 5. Got beat black and blue by the foster parents bc one of the other kids stole their liquor and they blamed it on me. Nasty alcoholics, the both of them. So I told myself, when I grow up, I won't touch the stuff."

Guy tries back pedaling, but one of the others has already slapped him upside the head for pushing the captain.

"I'm sorry you went thru that cap, I guess we shouldn't have been bothering you to drink so much"

Idk something along the lines of whether true or not, Billy decides to tell them something that'll make them regret pushing. Still kinda percolating in my brain

Eight comic books, six packs of two four, five golden toques, four pounds of back bacon, three French toasts, two turtle necks, and a beer (in a tree)

Oh, how fast the evening passes; cleaning up the champagne glasses.

do any of you guys have that thing where it's like ur intoxicated via drugs/ alcohol without actually taking any? like i've genuinely have had multiple people, numerous times, on different ask if i was high or drunk? i have never consumed ANY form of alcohol or drugs or anything. is this an autism thing? or am i just silly like that?