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BRUH I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!!

my husband and me discussing whether Nacho can dance or not

hubby: he probably doesn't get smashed in public anymore, but without intoxicating influences, I have a hard time picturing Nacho dancing.

me: Idk he seems too stuck in his tough dude persona to let loose. but secretly, he's rly good at shaking that ass.

hubby: or not so secretly.

me: you mean everybody knows?

hubby: maybe his friends, cuz he was different when he was a younger?

me: yeah word is having Nacho along for a party meant you had a good time guaranteed.

hubby: pff

me: yeah but then everyone said "Jesus Nacho can you maybe NOT dance like a hooker five minutes before rent is due?"

hubby: And Nacho thought "that's right I'm only gonna dress like it."


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