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I was watching this and just had to clip this because its so adorable.
ALSMP spoilers
Everyone, EVERYONE
So since Jimmy did that whole reverse-kidnapping scene
Joel's his dad canon
So now, A father and son duo with half dragon!Jimmy and full dragon!Joel
With a dad making a giant salmon bomb to kill his son lol
(It's a perfect family dynamic because honestly Shapeshifter!Lizzie AU because of how quick she dies)
Hear this, a father with a creation that killed his son. Sounds familiar??
*ALSMP SPOILERS*
Omg guys wth, I just realized smth😭
Lizzies deaths:
1st death: In the end/Fall into the void
2nd death: Same as first
3rd death: Killed by Lauren/An enderian
-> All related to the end,
LORE? LORE
Jimmys deaths:
1st death: Killed by Fwip
2nd death: Killed by Joel
->Killed by a player
Sausages deaths:
1st death: Fall damage
2nd death: Fall damage
->Coincidence? Well looking at Lizzies, perhaps all members will die in a similar way to their first one. Pattern? Pattern!
-> So based on the 1st death, we might be able to predict all memebers future ways to die
But hey, it's just a theory, a film theory, or is it?
Jimmy's and Joel's Afterlife SMP episode 7 spoilers!
(Also Empires spoilers)
*TALKING ABOUT CHARACTERS ONLY, NOT CCs!!!*
I was so certain it was either gonna be Scott or Sausage to kill our server's local cat jesus (based on Jimmy's streams).
https://youtu.be/KPWVMFfqG1Q
I guess Jimmy reverse kidnapping (surprise adoption!) failed lol.
Anyways theory time, sorry ya'll but I'm pumping out ideas rn. Just gotta wait until exams are over to unleash hell on this blog!!
So, in Empires, Joel has a familiar connection to both Lizzie and Jimmy (his wife and brother-in-law).
And in both their recent death on AL, he is present. So we all kinda agree on the fact, after everyones finales, Jimmy and Lizzie lost themselves and memories again, Joel basically became that "good guy goes and abandon morals" (man lost his family, friends and that big castle in like 5 minutes)
->Joel became the mad king.
How can you be a mad king without at least killing your families for unintentionally abandoning you amirite? He doesn't remember his past life but the regrets of that life transfered to this one like a sort of whisper in the back of the head that gets louder everytime
People will focus on orge!Joel but I, who still has not gotten over empires finales, will cling onto any theories of empires as long as my brain still functions
SPOILERS FOR EMPIRES, AFTERLIFE SMP
(Maybe 3rd and last life too)
(Mostly lizzie's afterlife ep 5)
Danm ya'll know how Lizzie been dying extremely fast lately
Raccoon:3 eps
Floran:2 eps
Slime: 1 ep
Her next origin might last for only half an episode holy
3rd and last life watchers gotta know abt canary!jimmy and how he always die first and his death is a warning to all around, a blessing disguised as a curse?
So since empires smp canonly is afterlife smp past life (pretty sure based on Scott's cat name and Jimmy's salmon hatred lol)
Ocean Queen has that whole prophecy book, what if Canary!Jimmy is also mentioned. So she prays to the gods above that they release her poor brother of the curse. Since they can't get rid of it completely, Now Lizzie bears most of the curse, basically her life gets cut short, die first in the smp and death brings chaos shaban, while Jimmy still also has the his death bring total destruction.
Just a silly idea, sorry if this makes no sense lol
Open for better quality of the picture!