Anti The Turtle - Blog Posts
ANTI FOR LIFE!
reasons anti is better than dark: a comprehensive guide to stanning the right antagonist
he’s cute AND hot at the same time
dark is just hot
have you seen pax east anti
dark technically came before anti but CANON dark only exists because anti pioneered a new age
dark doesn’t even do his makeup that well
dark hurts my eyes make him stop
can’t look at that bitch without 3d glasses tf
anti deadass killed jack on camera
he literally possessed this bitch and murdered him straight up, no beatin round the bush, no sugar coating
he Did That
what does dark have? a cool, well thought out back story? please.
dark’s a bitch boy
he’s a lil baby
all bark, no bite
he’s a villain and all but there’s also wilford and a!mark, so there’s clearly plenty of Bad Boy to go around
anti’s got the whole cake to himself
and then he gives marvin, jj and henrik pity slices
dark hasn’t even KILLED anybody
he just stands there and threatens us with words
he aint hot shit
i rest my case.
Oh yeah, now your speaking my language!
Fear the turtle as in let the turtle murder you :0